sam the spy part one

sam the spy part one

sam joined the american c.i.a. which made him a spy. they accepted him due to his distinguished service in the air force called usaf.

he had been born in the city l.a. in the state california in u.s.a. that city was second most populous in u.s. nearly 4 million people if you cheated and included outside of the city called suburbs. when he was born his ma died in childbirth... so his pa wed his secretary from his office job who he had an affair with anyway while married. 

when sami was in first grade, his pa was murdered. sammy was at home with an "oper" from israel. she had been born in jacksonvil florida so she was an american like sami. but she was also israeli kuz both her parents were born in israel. until she was three her ma stayed home with her in florida, but before her third birthday they flew back to israel and enrolled her in preschool. when she finished "hativat benyim" in 8th grade her parents did not want to pay for high school so they advertised they would hire her as an oper. sami's stepmother was searching oper ads and found yam for that was her name. yam flew to l.a.x. and started living with sami's family when sami was in preschool. when pa n ma went to romantic dinners alone, yam watched sami and usually read stories to him from books called romantic novels.

on that fateful night when sami was in first grade pa n ma went to a romantic dinner at some fancy restrant probly the one named "by platypus." sami was with his oper at home and she was reading from the novel about lovers and their arguments and emotions which sami found interesting. she even bothered to change voices deep for characters with male names or men and a voice higher than her own for the lady names.

on the way out of the restarant in la', someone mugged his pa... a thug shot him and took his wallet. ma called the cops who found the corpse. so sam had been orphaned from both parents and raised by his "stepmother". luckily she was not like cinderella's cruel stepmother. when he ended fourth grade his ma sent him to boarding school in switzerland. he was in the french part where people spoke french in west switz. the school taught in english. when brats boasted they were better kuz they avoided war in contrast to u.s. that "started every major war since 1900" he pointed out "u.s. was nutral" but they were ready with teases like "you mean nutered" or we were nutral too... then he pointed out because swiss has parts with BOTH enemies france and germany! not due to real peace. they were not refering to the long past of the wars of germany in 1914 and 1940... despite saying the century not even vietnam which north vietnam started... but people forgot north existed. they meant iraq blaming america for starting after iraq invaded kuwait starting the war. what about in 2002, second iraq war? america started that? nope iraq government started that by bombing... kurd villages with poison gas. 

the pressure about nutral pushed him to join...  voluntary service in u.s.a.f. where he worked as ground crew for the f-15 jets in a calfironia air force base. after a year they promoted him to intelligence. when he finished air force service he applied to join f.b.i. and c.i.a. but cia accepted him first so he joined cia.

he did many missions before the pakistan one, but the one this story is about was especially deadly.

cia sent spy sam to pakistan. they needed to investigate the agent that stopped sending messages. agent ahmad, born in egypt to a muslim ma and american pa, had came to u.s. age four. he joined cia to interfere with evil jihad. he was mostly at rest his mission was reporting on the local governments efforts to protect its nuclear bombs. sam read the report "one fateful evening at 6pm in kabul, the radio connection was silent." so they sent sam spy to investigate.

his boss gave sam a ticket to kabul. he flew from his cia office in l.a. by lax to algeria. then switched planes to fly to the country named "islamic pakistan" for that is the name isolating religion and excluding non-muslims. how many jews in the pakistan parliament? ever think about that? while criticising israel falsely for "apart-hid" despite including arabs in the israeli parliament... nobody complains about islamic apartheid... the "merciful complainers" only hate jews not truly against true apartheid by muslims. i might get compelled to delete that if i want a publisher to sell my spy story.

the plane jetted from algeria over egypt and the syrian coast and iraq... dodging shia iran  around the coast to pakistan... and landed in kabul.

Sam walked down the steps from the plane. a guy simply opened its door and unfolded the ladder meter by meter as the guy climbed down the ladder. then each customer climbed down the ladder including sam.

they walked across the paved concrete at least they paved it instead of dirt and mud. he entered the passport section where he showed his passport they saw his muslim name muhamed ibn ezra. the photo matched so they let him in. sam hurried to the u.s. embassy in kabul... there he learnt that when he flew to kabul... his ticket was to kabul! he had not flown to pakistan! the capital of pakistan was islamabad. someone wrote an error in the report.

he flew back south to pakistan. at the airport agent ahmad met him... the one who had missed the radio call. sam recognized him immediately but said the code phrase "rain is rare" ahmad replied "sure is" which was not the code... but sam recognized him. ahmad drove his four year old used car to his apartment in the captal. he showed sam that his radio had stopped working. sam unscrewed the back of the radio set. saw a loose wire. loosened a screw put the wire in place and tightened the screw. then they radioed that the radio was fixed.

ahmad updated sam that the government was following info that someone was trying to steal some nuclear bombs again. sam asked if they were hydrogen? nope pak only has plutonium ones. sam said i will help you protect them so the job of pak will be easier we dont want anybody getting atomic bombs. ahmad sneared the pakistan army woud use it too if they knew u.s. would not nuke back. in fact 

back in islam year 1402, 2024, the president orderd they shud drop some on india kuz shame to have n not use. he had authority as president, no need for parliment, but the general lied that he dropped them but did not use them.

ahmad showed sam the transcript of the phone call that he had recorded by the pak air force base by the india border. sam read the urdu which he understood, "get me general muhamed.--yes sir.--i am general--i am president muhamed. i order you to use all atom bombs.--yes president i will destroy the india air force bases--no. i mean the most deniers in the cities of india.--yes sir.

a week later the same dialog: "get me general muhamed.--yes sir.--i am general--i am president muhamed. i order you to use all atom bombs.--none left we used them all last week--good i was worried we had em but were not using em for the glory of alla."

sam was shocked! ahmad said "dont be naive i know what my parents believed about jihad all muslims believe in killing deniers we just pretend while we wait for opportunity to obey quran.

sam asked "we"? ahmad laughed "you naive americans but you are safe while i work for cia." sam changed the subject, "who is trying to steal their nukes?" agent ahmad showed the file on his computer of his records. he explained the most recent of the many attempts was in october in 2026. the bombs are stored..."

sam interrupted "missiles" ahmad corrected him "not missiles. pak does not have nuclear missiles just atom bombs like bomber planes. in one air force base on the india border. of course it has barbwire. india thinks the bombs are on several other bases not that one. this time i monitored the army monitoring a group. their leader muhamed fled from chinawhere he had been separated from his parents and forced to live in a chinese dorm where the focus was computer cyber warfare training. when he talked about islam the teachers beat himpublicly so soon nobody would listen to him talk about islam.

he escaped and planned on stealing pak atom bombs to drop on china in revenge for his beatings and obviously to kill deniers.

"he had organized thugs in several villages near the china border. thay had already discovered which air force base the bimbs were stored at and found the correct one." ahmad added he had monitored and realized the thugs knew the correct base and had started scouting for a plan to get in. he found that they had several muslims in the base who wanted to obey the quran and kill deniers who were heloing them plan the invasion of the base and if they got iin to help them move some of the bombs to bombers and provide the pilots from the air force base.

elsewhere li was completing his micro-bot. he had figured out tech that could store a program on a tiny chip made purely of iron. he had programmed the first microbug to gather iron and grew bigger same as a cell in huan body before dividing when it was double it would copy its data onto the new iron chip and divide to reshape into two microbugs each the size of five red blood cells diameter.

li had pumped his own blood into the container and watched his microbug gather iron from it grow and divide each f the two continued gathering iron from the blood so he knew it worked and switched it off.

li was a tech genius and knew about the physical parts of computer chips as well as programming new chips. he was also a pilot in the chinese air force and wanted revenge for the historical wars when brits sent their warships into china in the 1800's and shelled chinese cities into submission.

in order to steal his jet without interference from his colonel he programmed the microbot to start eating the blood of people in the tower of the traffic control, and the other to search specificly for his kirnil and eat his iron in blood untl none remained to carry oxygen from the aorta and the kirnil would die from choking like strangled.

li carried his two microbots with him to airbase hidden in his watch. it was a gorgeous golden rolex with no gold. he showed his military id as usual pilot major qin li, pronounced like english chin on face and li rhyming fee. li went to his ground crew to ask about his mig 31r. he ordered a communist civilian to bring a hydrogen missile for a test run. the commie led 4 ground crew and eagerly attached 4 missiles with hydrogen bomb warheads. the civilian ordered him to fly to moscow and london and shoot two at each. li radioed the transport to prepare for arial refueling. next he released his two microbots from his watch and they flew with their tiny iron propellers spinning one as programmed to find the kirnil and enter his aorta while the other flew to the control tower. 

li climbed the ladder to his mig 31r bomber which was the size of the small american f16 but an engine strong enough to carry the jet and four long range nuclear missiles at speeds almost as fast as f15.

the four hydrogen bomb war heads were deactivated. but the missile system was active. li obeyed the communist order and started his taxiing along the runway for launch. 

"majil li do not raunch do not raunch" he heard on the radio from tower. then by the radio he heard he fainted. li knew his microbot had been harvesting iron from the red blood cells and when enough iron was hervested it could not carry enuf oxygen to the people brains in fact it would gather enuf iron to divide like mitosis and hopefully in minutes all the tower crew would be brain dead with no oxygen. for now he obeyed and taxid back to his parkingplace. he sat in the jet waiting....

meanwhile in pak, ahmad lied to sam that the raid was skeduled for the following evening when they would have four pilots ready to obey quran he added the truth tonight only one so we can party. ahmad led sam to the local restrant which was french style. sam complained french food tasted gross. but they had halal steaks from cows so ahmad and sam ate the steak in barbecue sauce. sam ordered a coktail and was shocked when it tasted like fruit juice. but i guess the fanatics did not allow even non muslims to choose to drink alcohol.

menwhile at the air force base with the atom bombs, a small team of thugs drove an old pickup truck to the main gate. teh gard was not part of the plan. he said you cant enter thee base. so a thug used his cell phone to ask his partner a major to allow them in for the plan. major muhamed rode a motorbike to the gate and ordered the gard to allow his pasl in for some partying. the gard allowed and recorded the major's order.

the major led the thugs to the bomb hangar where they personnaly loaded major muhamed's bomber. it was a converted naval f14 that america had sold due its old. it was one of the few jets that were maintained at this base. the others only sat in a row unused only being cleaned and painted so india would be detterred from attacking during border conflicts.

the team rushed to attach two atom bombs and remove the other weapons except two small heat seeking air to air missiles. they even unloaded most of the cannon magazine in each wing for lightness and speed. major ordered his cooperative muslims to the tower. nobody would interfere. and lift off!

muhamed was flying toward the china border for revenge. he had one bomb ready for the air force base defending the border and nanother for the city where his dorm and the cruel chinese atheist denier who had cruelly beaten him for talking about islam.

meanwhile in islamabad sam was enjoying his steak slowly. with lame fruit juice mix.

meanwhile the microbots were collecting iron and multiplying two separate each grew to four and four to et and et to sixteen. the kirnil died from no oxygen in brain and the microbots in his blood flew out, using tiny iron prpellors, to search for anybody over li's rank. as programmed first on the base so they would not order his return and later to continue to any lovcal airforce generals in the province.

in the tower all the tower crew had fainted and half had already died. the ones in the tower sat on the window waiting in case anybody would enter the tower they would use his blood to reproduce.

li got the signal that the tower was finished and taxid along the runway this time nobody ordered him to stop.

lift off! li and muhamed were in the air at the same time flying for revenge.

li flew north west toward moscow as ordered by the communist civilian for communist supervision of loyalty. he must even attack communist moscow at least with deactivated hydrogen warheads.

while li jetted nothward at nearly mach 3 which meant 3 times faster than a soundwave in the air, major muhamed flew northeast fom pakiztan toward the china border.

meanwhile as sam chewed hs rare steak as h eliked the red and red juice his watch beeped.  he held it to his ear and heard "unscheduled take off from atom base" sam realized his partner had been ... honest! he really wanted to obey his holy book.

he must prevent the use of pak atom boombs because china would retaliate and that DID involve u.s. due to u.s. business in pak... same as in every country.

sam knew he could not invlve his partner ahmad in interfering with the murder of deniers... so he sat chewing his steak... mind racing hw could he interfere with the pak jet and save china?

sam formulated a plan despite he was only ground crew he knew enuf to fly a plane and he had a plan which plane to commandeer for the mission. as soon as his plan was ready he ended the meal early and said "see you tmoro to prevent the bombing" ahmad sneared and said "i assure you that you are safe until i retire".

ahmad stayed fand ordered desert a choklit cake with maple syrup.

sam rode his rented motorbike to the u.s. airforce base in near islamabad.

he knew he would be stealing and was not a pilot nor had permission from the local u.s. airforce general named hammin, sorry guys hammond the air force general was copyrighted, so hammin, but for the sake of saving lives even enemy chinese... he had to break the rules.

the motorbike roared to the u.s. air force base in pak. at the gate he showed his cia id and was allowed official entrance. he rode his bike to a jet and jumped into an f16t checked its air to air missiles were prepared and zipped along the runway.

tower ordered "do not launch" he argued i am cia pilot sam sagi, unscheduled take off from atom base"

that shut up the tower who cleared the sky for his lift off.

sam raced along the runway and even before half the length had enuf speed he pulled the nose up and shut forward acccelerating mach one to mach five in forty seconds. he set his radar guided amraam missiles to target the f14. it was the only f14 in the ir! in the region his radar showed only 4 jets patrolling all f16c which meant one pilot only. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. the amraam lept off the rails and rocketed to mach six. they would reach the converted f14 before it crossed the china border to drop its bombs. if they had missiles they could launch before the order but pakistan nukes were only in bombs not in any of their missiles.

meanwhile in the f14 the tech clanged the alarm bell sound incoming missile.  major muhamed was not scared of the radar guided amraam air to air missils. the death penaly would not deter him from his religion because afterhiis body died he would live in the spirit world same as every religion believed.

so he thought he did not include hindu reincarnation.

major muhamed simply accelerated to maximum speed despite te lack of fuel efficiency that he had obeyed until then.

thirty seconds from the border major muhamed dropped to six meters  the hight of three adult men on each others shoulders. chinese radar would not see him. even the amraam had trouble but u.s. tech especialy from above can distinguish the blip even near the ground. major muhamed calculated his navigation again to be more precise in straight lines he estimated he culd not outrun the amraam whih meant radar aam air to air missile, but he could drop his bombs on his drom and exterinate a whole city of deniers before the missile hit. he could even bail out but between capture by chinese and heaven the obvious preference was seventy virgins. forty secnds later the amraam had zipped over hundreds of kilometers its range around 400 km enuf to reach the f14. but still almost 50 seconds away. 

as he neared the china air force base... not knowing it was the one from major li! he climbed steeply and dove like a dive bomber... the atom bomb was thrown forward extremely swiftly from two kilometers straight at the center of the chinese air force base.

the change in altutude confused the amraam which also changed altitude and even slowed to mach 4 to recalculate. the f14 system warned major muhamed only 87 seconds to impact which he recalled was longer than before. he changed course toward his dorm city. 

a few seconds later the bomb reached ideal altitude and detonated over the chinese air base.

24 mig fighetrs and 8 mig bombers were vaporised with the base punching a sloped crater where the base had been its buildings vanished and its rockets and missiles and ammunation boiled into vapor... including all the microbots waiting in the tower... all except the three that had left the base as ordered in search of the local air force generals... the unexpected radiation altered them...

meanwhile li's mig was appproaching chin'as northwest border. he heard the radio chatter of a plane over the border and the local bases launching fighter jets. he was undetterd in his mission and too far north to be relevant for the pak border. in fact that distraction meant that the bases he would fly over might not even bother to ask what he was doing in their area. li climbed for arial refueling near the border.

sam was tracking his radar guided missile as he flew south back to the same base he had left. he had watched the the f14 accelerate... but knew it could not outrun an amraam. he felt like he wanted another steak and this time with champagne for saving china.

he did not hear the coded scrambling of chinese jets.around thirty seconds later the jet was over the city where muhamed  got beaten. he had chosen the border crossing nearest that city and therefore the air base on his way so almost a straight flight path fro the border base to the city. he aimed his jet straight at the center of the city and counted the seconds to impact at the proper trajectory "bombs away" then as the bomb dropped flying ahead and down faster than the seed of sound... he pulled east... a swift thought that the bomb might vaporize the amrrams... but before the bomb reached its altitude the amraam was within a meter of the right wing... boom.

chinese pilots reported the mushroom cloud and the missile crossing the border.

a few seconds later the city of the dorm and over 8 million people boiled to vapor. it was one of the smaller chinese cities. most had over 12 million people. and the cities only had barely 20% of population almost all lived outside of cities.

meanwhile in pak sam watcehd his amraam hit the f14 and he cheered.

a few minutes later he landed and returned the jet to the base. back on his motorbike he went to a hotel outside of islamabad and luckily the frij had some small bottles of hard drink.

meanwhile over the chinese border li had finished refueling and crossed the border.

li was pleassantly surprised that the local airbases did not scramble. he wondered if their radar crew was not watching the screen or if they did not want to use fuel to intercept one jet which was hardly a threat. the truth was at some bases the radar crew was playing chess in another room and in other bases the commander chose not to use fuel as above.

for a few hours li flew almost exactly north passing east of his target moscow. within missile range he sent the coded message target destroyed. completing the drill. the satelite echoed his coded message back to his launch base which did not exist anymore.

the chinese government complained that pak had vioated its border. but a pak general claimed "i shot him down" so you cant blame any of us for an unsanctioned mission.

the chinese did not know about the REAL danger yet.

meanwhile in pak sam had sipd his self made cocktail emptied his bladder and slept. the mig31r continued until the short latitude where it turned west fr north from moscow. 

meanwhile east from the two atom bombs the radiation had scrambled the microbots they were no longer targeting generals and high ranks they simply started harvesting iron... from anybody and reproducing.

during those hours the few bots doubled many times, 3,6,12,24,48,96, 200, 400,800,1600 etc. meanwhile north of mscow li's jet was reaching the edge of missile range back to moscow. so he activated a hydrogen warhead and shot a long range radar guided missile at moscow. he continued west around the thin part of the globe for a couple hours before turning south toward london along the norway cooast. meanwhile the microbots continued doubling and people started noticing the corpses... on both sides of the border, chinese border cities were full of corpses the next morning with nobody to find them and the same in nepal and northern india as the microbots doubled harvesting iron to reproduce which meant the humans could not carry oxygen to brain... but still a million deaths on each side of the border was almost unnoticeable to the billion in each country and following the fuss of the city nuked by pakistan.

by the time the long range missile was near moscow li was over the atlantic nearing briton. within range of london he shot the second hydrogen bomb. the long range missile had almost an hour to fly. li changed course to land in iceland.

meanwhile the microbots were reproducing doubling again and again not limited to high ranks but still targeting humans only animals lived.

sam awoke in the morning to a world of chaos. moscow had been erased with its 11 million people and the hydrogen bomb had even cratered deep enough to destroy the russian government including president and arliament in their underground bunkers. trucks delivering stuff to moscow in the morning came to the end of the road. and turned back radioing the roads are damged.

sam heard about the satelite report of the u.s. satelite tracking a missile moving south toward briton.

he was certain british satelites saw it too...

meanwhile in briton the parliament was arguing about the satelite data  over moscow clearly the heat was a hydrogen blast so how shoul d we respond. some said hit russia while its weak the generals will be disoriented without central leadership. others said no excuse to hit russia now.

finally the radar station on the brit coast notcied a small blip. it was too fast to be a small plane as it seemed. radar guy asked his boss what it was. kirnil kipling deciedit must be a computer malfunction and ordered a crew to check the equipment by the time they checked the equipment the long rang missile was over scotland.

sam was surprised the brits did not launch amm meaning anti missile missiles.

sam asked for an update from cia and they said oops we assumed the brits could handle it. sam demanded satelit information any warships near briton. on his advice uss orlando a small destroyer launched amm-s. sam celebrated that he saved his ally the brits.

sadly the amms came from west eastward toward london so the hydrogen bomb over london vaporied them.

t.b.c.