in the era of jeremia [first jewish temple[ God BOTHERED to send a message to FIX THE ERROR IN THE TEMPLE, God of israel told jeremia, "i did not command slaughtering nor burnt offering. eat them." [source jeremiah 7] similarly god is not dead now nor silent but sent several people who refused to obey until sending me with a similar message for israelites and for human morality usualy empathy "evil to inflict pain or harm" yet no empathy for the injured cut infant nor empathy for fetus the same human that will be born... human morality failed. God was not acting dead but sent people one me i obey and transmit, "on the eighth day he will say words about heavy [hebrew original in book leviticus 12,3] flesh. God of israel told noam, "i did not command to cut any ceremonial incision in the skin of an infant. tell israelites to stop adding this ceremony [matching mishna zbahim]. the one who inflicted pain will get added pain [matching mishna sota] in his life and after death. anyone who does this added ceremony that i did not command deserves death same as nadab and abihu for doing any incense not commanded [source lev. 10].
Saturday, April 30, 2022
Monday, April 25, 2022
leviticus chapter 8 can cause error. book leviticus "not trustworthy"
leviticus chapter 8 can cause an error that book called leviticus is certainly not trustworthy, not merely "skepticism before accepting".
this chapter can cause an error that "god commanded animal offering" which is an error according to tradition in prophecy of jeremiah 7. even the part "annointing a priest" can lead to the error that a priest "in action" will burn anything, as liars claimed based on this chapter until i showed them jeremia book. even burning a flour loaf is an error according to tradition in deuteronomy 30,14. considering the chapter and scroll section contains an animal it was certainly "not commanded" and for this reason nearly a thousand words purified from book leviticus for clarity. 0/1000 words.
this chapter can cause an error that "god commanded animal offering" which is an error according to tradition in prophecy of jeremiah 7. even the part "annointing a priest" can lead to the error that a priest "in action" will burn anything, as liars claimed based on this chapter until i showed them jeremia book. even burning a flour loaf is an error according to tradition in deuteronomy 30,14. considering the chapter and scroll section contains an animal it was certainly "not commanded" and for this reason nearly a thousand words purified from book leviticus for clarity. 0/1000 words.
wonderland, book summary 1865 edited by n. tal
BOOK summary, i edited to improve a summary of the book:
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By a river, where a boat was moored, 9]
Alice, a young girl, felt very bored [9].
Alice was sitting with her older sister who was reading a book that lackd pictures. a white rabbit rushed by. she felt surprised that it was wearing a waistcoat. when it checkd a pocket-clock, it talked, "i'm late". Alice curiously chased it down a rabbit-hole. she crawled along until suddenly she was falling down... down, down, down. she saw cup-boards and book-shelves on the walls, as she slowly fell in Wonderland. mirrors and paintings also hung there. she took a jar from a shelf. The jar was labeled "ORANGE JAM" but it had never been filled with jam. as she slowly fell, Alice put it IN a cupboard. she began falling faster, deeper down for a very long time. would she pass the center of the earth? if so would she come... out the other side of the planet? she finally slowed and landed on a pile of soft leaves.
Alice chased the White Rabbit that hurried. they turned a corner. she stood in a long low hall. it was empty and she did not see the rabbit. a glass table with small area formd. a tiny golden key suddenly became visible. Alice tried it in every door, around the hall, but the key was too tiny. She then noticed a low curtain. behind it was a low rabbit door. the key unlockd it. she saw beyond it was a gorgeous garden. the opening was too small for her to crawl in. she carried the tiny golden key to the table, and felt shocked by hopelessness that she cant reach the flowers to which she wanted to go. a glass bottle containing lemon yellow fluid emerged on the empty table. Alice sniffed the liquid and it had the fragrance of baked turkey. the "mouth" of the bottle moved saying, "drink from me". [contrast disney video, doorknob said drink it.] she did. when she had drunk she SHRUNK, low as the name of color yel-low contains "low, " til the size for the low door. it was locked again. she saw the key on the table ergo she was now too low to get it. She climbed a leg of the table, but it was too slippery. tears filled her eyes until she saw a glass box [protruding from a glass leg of the table.] In the box sat a cake with red cream. Alice ate the cake. C2 [which has much less events than c1] The cake GREW Alice so she grabbed the golden key, went one big step to the low door, and unlocked it. success! but she was further from fitting thru it than before. only one eye fit the opening. she began crying tears from her huge eyes. Rabbit returned carrying a fan. when it saw giant Alice, due to fear it [the future rabbit stew] dropd its fan and fled. Alice coold herself using the fan. she doubted if she is still the same person as before she had shrunk. the fan shrunk her so she swam in her own tears, until a Mouse swam by. Alice spoke with it. they were swimming, while she told it about her pet cat. this scared it, so Alice told about a dog that can do tricks. one is killing rats... this scared it away. she apologized by saying she would stop. it led Alice to shore to a crowd of talking birds. [this book summary which i edited, now has ten lines for ten paages with too many thoughts] C3 The group wanted to dry themselves, so the mouse told them a "very dry" lesson about england's surrender. this failed so a Dodo suggested running round. they ran until dry. Alice gave her sweets to each one. mouse told them, a "tale" in the shape of a "tail", about its danger before it left. after that, Alice told them about her pet cat. this scared them away. she loved Dinah and felt sad that everyone else doesn't. Alice cried and felt lonely, until she heard someone coming. [this summary which i edited, now has six lines for ten pages with almost no events. in contrast to praiseworthy chapter 4]. C4 Rabbit returned and sent her to get a fan.
Alice, a young girl, felt very bored [9].
Alice was sitting with her older sister who was reading a book that lackd pictures. a white rabbit rushed by. she felt surprised that it was wearing a waistcoat. when it checkd a pocket-clock, it talked, "i'm late". Alice curiously chased it down a rabbit-hole. she crawled along until suddenly she was falling down... down, down, down. she saw cup-boards and book-shelves on the walls, as she slowly fell in Wonderland. mirrors and paintings also hung there. she took a jar from a shelf. The jar was labeled "ORANGE JAM" but it had never been filled with jam. as she slowly fell, Alice put it IN a cupboard. she began falling faster, deeper down for a very long time. would she pass the center of the earth? if so would she come... out the other side of the planet? she finally slowed and landed on a pile of soft leaves.
Alice chased the White Rabbit that hurried. they turned a corner. she stood in a long low hall. it was empty and she did not see the rabbit. a glass table with small area formd. a tiny golden key suddenly became visible. Alice tried it in every door, around the hall, but the key was too tiny. She then noticed a low curtain. behind it was a low rabbit door. the key unlockd it. she saw beyond it was a gorgeous garden. the opening was too small for her to crawl in. she carried the tiny golden key to the table, and felt shocked by hopelessness that she cant reach the flowers to which she wanted to go. a glass bottle containing lemon yellow fluid emerged on the empty table. Alice sniffed the liquid and it had the fragrance of baked turkey. the "mouth" of the bottle moved saying, "drink from me". [contrast disney video, doorknob said drink it.] she did. when she had drunk she SHRUNK, low as the name of color yel-low contains "low, " til the size for the low door. it was locked again. she saw the key on the table ergo she was now too low to get it. She climbed a leg of the table, but it was too slippery. tears filled her eyes until she saw a glass box [protruding from a glass leg of the table.] In the box sat a cake with red cream. Alice ate the cake. C2 [which has much less events than c1] The cake GREW Alice so she grabbed the golden key, went one big step to the low door, and unlocked it. success! but she was further from fitting thru it than before. only one eye fit the opening. she began crying tears from her huge eyes. Rabbit returned carrying a fan. when it saw giant Alice, due to fear it [the future rabbit stew] dropd its fan and fled. Alice coold herself using the fan. she doubted if she is still the same person as before she had shrunk. the fan shrunk her so she swam in her own tears, until a Mouse swam by. Alice spoke with it. they were swimming, while she told it about her pet cat. this scared it, so Alice told about a dog that can do tricks. one is killing rats... this scared it away. she apologized by saying she would stop. it led Alice to shore to a crowd of talking birds. [this book summary which i edited, now has ten lines for ten paages with too many thoughts] C3 The group wanted to dry themselves, so the mouse told them a "very dry" lesson about england's surrender. this failed so a Dodo suggested running round. they ran until dry. Alice gave her sweets to each one. mouse told them, a "tale" in the shape of a "tail", about its danger before it left. after that, Alice told them about her pet cat. this scared them away. she loved Dinah and felt sad that everyone else doesn't. Alice cried and felt lonely, until she heard someone coming. [this summary which i edited, now has six lines for ten pages with almost no events. in contrast to praiseworthy chapter 4]. C4 Rabbit returned and sent her to get a fan.
Thursday, April 21, 2022
alice wonderland 1951, summary of video with alice 1999
alice, 1951 video [disney from BOTH books with alice 1999
in the afternoon, by a river, Alice sat on a tree branch with her cat. Al sang about talking flowers and dressed Rabbits... and SAW one! a "white one was wearing a waistcoat." it spoke! n checkd the time! by pock-et-clock! it quickly ran. She chased it into a rabbit hole. she fell far... down, down, down.
al chased it until a second door. its Doorknob told Alice to drink. a bottle was now on a glass table. The fluid SHRUNK her to the size for the door, which was locked. the key appeared on the table, but she was now too small to reach it. The Doorknob told her to try a box. she ate a cookie that grew her... too large.
She started crying. her huge tears became a sea. The Doorknob said to try the bottle. she drank the last drop and shrank small enuf to fall inside the bottle. it [containing her] floated and drifted to the keyhole. it opened wide so she flowed *thrue. waves washed al ashore where animals tryd to get dry by running in water waves.
Alice met fat twins who recited "The Walrus" story [book: looking glass c4]. she came to the White Rabbit's home... a house! Alice +fan fiction went thrue a looking glass" n entered and grew so big that she got stuck inside a room [b1]. her feet were outside! Bill the Lizard climbed down the chimney. [fan fiction, he sneezed and flew up out.]
she sneezed so he flew up out. Alice ate a carrot [her arm was out the window] from its garden that shrank her until the height of a flower. she met talking flowers [book: Looking Glass ch' 2] and bread-and-butterflies [LG C3] shaped like bread slices. The flowers SPOKE !! friendly. Alice sang "All in the Golden Afternoon".
after the song, they accused her, and shout, "you're a weed, go away." kuz she was clearly not a flower and weeds use their water. She met a Caterpillar who sat on a mushroom. she was 3 inches tall too. it told her advice about the mushroom [x she, it]. after that it became a butterfly and FLEW away.
she broke off two pieces from opposite sides. eating caused her to grow tall. a bird accused, "serpent!" she nibbled the other bit that caused her to shrink very small. Finally Alice grew to her usual size. she put the pieces in her apron pockets. Alice heard confusing directions from the Cheshire Cat who grinned.
it disappeard! she entered a garden. Mad Hatter and 2 celebrated "unbirthday". Alice left to a forest. Cheshire Cat reappeard and directed her into the queen's garden. Alice saw Cards painting white roses red. Queen of Hearts n King came with a card army.
they playd croquet game using live flamingos to hit the balls that were live hedgehogs. card soldiers bent to be the arches. Alice got judged at trial and saw the Mad Hatter n Cheshire Cat who appeard and causd distraction. Al ate mushroom n grew "gigantic", but... surprise! she shrunk to her normal size.
the Queen commanded "Off with her head!" the cards chased al back to the Doorknob. Alice cant get thru the locked door but doorknob comforted her that she was "already on the other side. look!" she Looked through the keyhole, and saw herself asleep. the card soldiers came nearer, she calld, "Alice, wake up!" to her sleeping self...
and awoke just in time. she and her sister walked away. the end.
___Alice 1999 [i blended 3 summaries, a,b in c]: Stage fright caused Alice (Tina Majorino) to flee. she chased a white rabbit into a rabbit hole. potions magicly shrunk her and stretched her tall she got stuck. she cried a sea of tears. she met odd beings: a Caterpillar, a Cheshire Cat, and the Queen of Hearts card who playd croquet with Alice. She also met a White Knight who was clumsy! [stolen by harry potter film same year].
___Alice 1999 [i blended 3 summaries, a,b in c]: Stage fright caused Alice (Tina Majorino) to flee. she chased a white rabbit into a rabbit hole. potions magicly shrunk her and stretched her tall she got stuck. she cried a sea of tears. she met odd beings: a Caterpillar, a Cheshire Cat, and the Queen of Hearts card who playd croquet with Alice. She also met a White Knight who was clumsy! [stolen by harry potter film same year].
later, she found a tree that had a door. she drank tea with a Mad Hatter. she heard singing and talking flowers and listend to singing trees and to confidence advice from the caterpillar.
Sunday, April 17, 2022
alice 11a, the accusation edited by n. tal
continuing from: https://thinkforyourselfn8.blogspot.com/2022/04/wonderland-10-by-carol-abridged-edited.html
continuity: "they" alice and gryphon went to a trial.
CHAPTER 11: Who Stole the Tarts? The King and Queen of Hearts were sitting on their throne.
alice +and Gryphon, arrived. she saw a big crowd... many sorts of little beasts and birds. also all of the cards, including other royals. alice felt relieved they had not been killed by the cruel queen of hearts who seemed heartless. the accused Knave was standing, with a j on his shoulder. he was chaind. a diamond soldier with a diamond shaped spear tip stood on each side to prevent him from escaping. the White Rabbit was standing and holding a trumpet.
a table had a large dish with tarts. she began looking around. she had read about courts in books, the judge wore a great wig, and a crown over it. the jury box held twelve things: some were animals, and the rest were birds. she felt proud that she knew a word that very few young girls of her age knew. The twelve were writing on slates. Alice whispered to the Gryphon, “What are they writing? They can’t have anything yet, before the trial’s begun.” g answered, “They’re writing their names, so... um each will remember its name.” the White Rabbit announced, “Silence in the court.” the King put on his spectacles and glared at g. a rat wrote the date but misspelled the month. a frog needed to ask a bird which month. it called the frog "stupid" so it wrote "first of stoopid," with a backward s like a stretched 2. a jury lizard, [the same one as at the rabbit's home] wrote using a pencil that squeaked. This annoyd Alice who went behind it and very soon took its pencil. She did it so quickly that this little Lizard, [she remembered they had called him Bill] wondered what had happened to it. l' searched around its place for it. then l' started writing using a finger, which left no mark on the slate. King ordered, “read the accusation.” the White Rabbit, named Harold the Herald, blew three sounds from its trumpet. next it unrolled the scroll, which was longer than a rabbit standing up, and read what follows:
“The Queen of Hearts, baked seven tarts,
on a summer day:
The Knave of Hearts, stole all those tarts,
taking them away”
“Tell your decision,” said the King to the jury. Rabbit rushed to add, “Not yet, not yet! much is before that.” the King commanded, “Call the first witness.” the White Rabbit blew three trumpet tones, again, before calling, “First witness, the Hatter." He came near holding a teacup in left hand and buttered bread in the other. “your Majesty,” he began, “these are due to not finishing my tea when I was called.” King complained, “You should have been finished. Which oclock did you begin?” the mad hatter answered, “Fourteenth of March.”
alice +and Gryphon, arrived. she saw a big crowd... many sorts of little beasts and birds. also all of the cards, including other royals. alice felt relieved they had not been killed by the cruel queen of hearts who seemed heartless. the accused Knave was standing, with a j on his shoulder. he was chaind. a diamond soldier with a diamond shaped spear tip stood on each side to prevent him from escaping. the White Rabbit was standing and holding a trumpet.
a table had a large dish with tarts. she began looking around. she had read about courts in books, the judge wore a great wig, and a crown over it. the jury box held twelve things: some were animals, and the rest were birds. she felt proud that she knew a word that very few young girls of her age knew. The twelve were writing on slates. Alice whispered to the Gryphon, “What are they writing? They can’t have anything yet, before the trial’s begun.” g answered, “They’re writing their names, so... um each will remember its name.” the White Rabbit announced, “Silence in the court.” the King put on his spectacles and glared at g. a rat wrote the date but misspelled the month. a frog needed to ask a bird which month. it called the frog "stupid" so it wrote "first of stoopid," with a backward s like a stretched 2. a jury lizard, [the same one as at the rabbit's home] wrote using a pencil that squeaked. This annoyd Alice who went behind it and very soon took its pencil. She did it so quickly that this little Lizard, [she remembered they had called him Bill] wondered what had happened to it. l' searched around its place for it. then l' started writing using a finger, which left no mark on the slate. King ordered, “read the accusation.” the White Rabbit, named Harold the Herald, blew three sounds from its trumpet. next it unrolled the scroll, which was longer than a rabbit standing up, and read what follows:
“The Queen of Hearts, baked seven tarts,
on a summer day:
The Knave of Hearts, stole all those tarts,
taking them away”
“Tell your decision,” said the King to the jury. Rabbit rushed to add, “Not yet, not yet! much is before that.” the King commanded, “Call the first witness.” the White Rabbit blew three trumpet tones, again, before calling, “First witness, the Hatter." He came near holding a teacup in left hand and buttered bread in the other. “your Majesty,” he began, “these are due to not finishing my tea when I was called.” King complained, “You should have been finished. Which oclock did you begin?” the mad hatter answered, “Fourteenth of March.”
“15th,” said the March Hare who stood arm-in-arm with the Dormouse who added, "16th.” the jury wrote all three dates on their slates, and then added them! and wrote different totals!
to be continued at
there concluding chapter 11.
alice 8, improved edited by n. tal
Continuity: she again entered, once more the long, low, lamp-lit hall, and faced the nearby small glass table. Now, this time she knew that she would succeed due to the mushroom in her pockets. she first took the tiny golden key, next she unlocked the low door that led into the gorgeous garden. Then she nibbled at the mushroom til she shrunk to the size to fit the low door. she walked along the short passage... and finally... she came, at last, into the beautiful garden, among the bright flowers.
CHAPTER 8; The Queen’s game
Alice saw a large towering tree with wonderful white roses. Oddly, three CARDS, with black clover shape to indicate gardeners, were by it, hurriedly painting them RED. the cards were very thin and oblong and flat, with their "hands and feet at the corners." she heard card two protest, “Five! Don’t splash paint on me like that.” it replied, “Seven bumped my elbow.” Seven cynically complained [note: sound and eye pattern: Seven cynically complained], “Always blame others!” five told Alice, “yesterday, I heard the Queen say 7 deserved death!” the one who she heard first asked, “What for?”7 answered, “2, that’s not your business!”5 spoke on, “it was for bringing tulip roots instead of onions.” Seven threw down its brush angrily and began “of all the unjust things...” then stopped and saw Alice watching them. 2+5 looked round. seeing Alice 2+5 and 7, all 3 bowed low.
Alice asked a little timidly, “tell me why you are painting the roses?” 5+7 remained silent and looked at 2. 2 explained in a low voice, while they rushed to resume painting, “this tree, Miss, ought to grow red roses, but, this morning, some spade dug and planted the seed for a white one, by mistake. we clovers care for the flowers so if the Queen saw them white, she would decree to cut our heads off. +They sang as they painted: [credit disney, editors note: one of my favorite rhymes and melodies] "We're painting roses red,
painting the roses red,
we dare not stop,
nor waste a drop,
so, the paint we spread,
oh, we go ahead,
painting roses red," they painted in rythm and continued, "bum, bum, bum, bum, We're painting roses red,
and many tears we shed...
TWO: kuz we all know,
chorus 5+7: they will not grow
ACE: in fact they'll soon be dead
all 9 numbers: yet, we go ahead,
painting roses red." Alice, who already knew the answer, joined the rhyme speaking, "pardon me,
mister three,
which thought, do you all dread?
why must you paint them red?"
3 rhyming spoke: oh miss,
fact is,
we all tremble and shake,
they are white by mistake." the painters began singing again:
2: the red queen likes 'em red,
5: if she saw white insted,
7: she'd make a fuss...
all ten gardeners: and each of us,
would risk losing his head,
2: this is the thought we dread,
5+7: so we, must paint them red.
Alice: painting the roses red
2,5,7: we're painting roses red
all nine numbers: don't tell the queen...
ace: what you have seen...
two: nor say the things we said,
5+7 joined 2: we're painting roses red
Alice: painting the roses red!" they paused and the painters concluded:
2: not pink,
5: not green
7: nor aquamarine
all eleven sang the finale' together: painting the roses red!"
CHAPTER 8; The Queen’s game
Alice saw a large towering tree with wonderful white roses. Oddly, three CARDS, with black clover shape to indicate gardeners, were by it, hurriedly painting them RED. the cards were very thin and oblong and flat, with their "hands and feet at the corners." she heard card two protest, “Five! Don’t splash paint on me like that.” it replied, “Seven bumped my elbow.” Seven cynically complained [note: sound and eye pattern: Seven cynically complained], “Always blame others!” five told Alice, “yesterday, I heard the Queen say 7 deserved death!” the one who she heard first asked, “What for?”7 answered, “2, that’s not your business!”5 spoke on, “it was for bringing tulip roots instead of onions.” Seven threw down its brush angrily and began “of all the unjust things...” then stopped and saw Alice watching them. 2+5 looked round. seeing Alice 2+5 and 7, all 3 bowed low.
Alice asked a little timidly, “tell me why you are painting the roses?” 5+7 remained silent and looked at 2. 2 explained in a low voice, while they rushed to resume painting, “this tree, Miss, ought to grow red roses, but, this morning, some spade dug and planted the seed for a white one, by mistake. we clovers care for the flowers so if the Queen saw them white, she would decree to cut our heads off. +They sang as they painted: [credit disney, editors note: one of my favorite rhymes and melodies] "We're painting roses red,
painting the roses red,
we dare not stop,
nor waste a drop,
so, the paint we spread,
oh, we go ahead,
painting roses red," they painted in rythm and continued, "bum, bum, bum, bum, We're painting roses red,
and many tears we shed...
TWO: kuz we all know,
chorus 5+7: they will not grow
ACE: in fact they'll soon be dead
all 9 numbers: yet, we go ahead,
painting roses red." Alice, who already knew the answer, joined the rhyme speaking, "pardon me,
mister three,
which thought, do you all dread?
why must you paint them red?"
3 rhyming spoke: oh miss,
fact is,
we all tremble and shake,
they are white by mistake." the painters began singing again:
2: the red queen likes 'em red,
5: if she saw white insted,
7: she'd make a fuss...
all ten gardeners: and each of us,
would risk losing his head,
2: this is the thought we dread,
5+7: so we, must paint them red.
Alice: painting the roses red
2,5,7: we're painting roses red
all nine numbers: don't tell the queen...
ace: what you have seen...
two: nor say the things we said,
5+7 joined 2: we're painting roses red
Alice: painting the roses red!" they paused and the painters concluded:
2: not pink,
5: not green
7: nor aquamarine
all eleven sang the finale' together: painting the roses red!"
Saturday, April 16, 2022
my summary of "hobbit" book 1937 by tolkien chapters 1 >5
my summary of "hobbit" 1937 by tolkien
intro the TITLE is awkward "hobbit" what is that word? the book barely said a bit and too late, on page 3 and a bit more in a later book, and the lazy author chose to say "mystery' instead of describe it. so i must introduce: perhaps due to its size it was a type of dwarf? nope. we see in a later book they are nearer to human than to dwarf" so not dwarf. so they are genus homo+ species hobbit near homo sapien. see fan fiction about the origin of hobbits at link:
https://thinkforyourselfn8.blogspot.com/2022/08/hobbit-from-human-and-dwarf.html
there.
c1, in an era when dragons flew, in a place named "shire", Bil was a type of (oops not "type of dwarf" despite size, but "nearer to human than dwarves to human" in beginning of ring. see fan fiction about the origin of hobbits link in intro.) type of human: genus=homo +species called hobbit [distinguished by hair on the foot below ankle.] like most hobbits, bil lived in a hill-hole [ho+bbit matched ho+le] which is the characteristic of his species of hole dwellers. his name was bilbo baggins. a wizard named gandalf invited bil on a DDangerous adventure to get TTreasure. b' met a group of DWARVES with names that rhymed in pairs for example "balin and dwalin" [the a in their language was correctly read like pa and father and the o in cob despite one consonant] or "fili and kili" [the i in their language was correctly read like ee in cheese or feet].
TWO: rain wet the travelers. at night they saw a fire and sent b' to "silently spy". he saw DANGEROUS trolls. b.b. chose to steal a purse from a TROLL pocket. "not a good guy". surprise! the purse is enchanted to announce if it gets stolen. the trolls captured the burglar bil. when he does not return the dwarves went to investigate but unprepared. trolls captured them too. the trolls argued how to prepare them as food. a voice added arguments that lasted until dawn that caused their defeat when the sunlight turned them to "the mountain they were made from" permanent stone. [not freed at dark, a flaw is the troll wrestling that allowed bil to escape yet he did not go to warn the dwarves despite thinking that option before stealing so i censored his freedom as if still captured].
NOTE: these two ugly parts were replaced in the video. instead of bil being a burglar, which misunderstood gandalf who meant "quiet" matching hobbit nature to "move unseen and silently," added in rings, they were victims of burglar, the trolls stole two ponies from the dwarves. also instead of the argument causing them to turn to stone gandalf wiz broke a rock, with action, causing sun to petrify them for saving the dwarf group. act to rescue... gandalf had started traveling with them and returned from scouting ahead to act and save them.
After g' saved the team they found the troll cave [where they had hid from the sun on previous days]. inside it was food [to replace the lost food when the pony got scared and jumped into a river, considering the trolls will no longer eat!] and the dead trolls' GOLD. they also took some swords.
THREE: the team came to an ELF town. the elves recognized the swords [from troll cave]. an elf taught them "the light at sunset" will help them find the secret entrance. +fan fiction: the dwarves were EAGER to go to treasure so after one night packed food and left after a literal "short rest".
FOUR: on a mountain trail, the team saw GIANTS were throwing big boulders to each other and catching them. [game but video battle]. Later, a hail storm with lightning flashes and powerful thunder, and howling wind hit the adventurers. they slept in an empty cave, until GOBLINS from deep in the cave stole all their ponies. a scary nightmare woke b' so saw goblins so yelled. wiz awoke and escaped, in a bright flash that killed some of his attackers. goblins "captured the dwarves and Bilbo Baggins." The Great Goblin accused "Murderers". Gandalf reappeared, in a surprise rescue mission. he stepped out from smoke and sparks, that flew all over and burnt and confused goblins. g' plunged an enchanted sword through the Great Goblin which killed it. the dwarves grabbed back the swords. g' led them to the EAST, (in cavern dwarves could not know) and was swinging his sword that glowed that indicated goblins. it cut through the crowd of goblins that had surrounded them. when goblins came beside them they cut them. g' led them into a long tunnel eastward and dwarves alternately carried Bilbo on their backs. they ran far until g' slowed so dwarves passed. he guarded rear and when vengeful goblins came he and thorin cut them down. the others fled back. they rejoined the team until a silent goblin grabbed the dwarf which carried b.b. who fell and banged head. he did not know how the goblins were defeated. b became separated as the dwarves escaped. NOTE: film added an amazing chase and swinging bridges and mass loss of murderous goblins.
FIVE: b regained consciousness in the dark so he crawled and felt his way until he found a ring... a MAGICAL ring that wanted to be found. his enchanted dagger started to glow, due to the danger of a goblin. he used its light to walk "deeper and deeper into the mountain." by a lake, a "slimy, large-eyed, pale-skinned" skinny thing challenged b to riddles. they competed to understand vague rhyming clues. if b lost he must drop dagger and let gollum eat him. if b won then g' must lead him out from the cave. he asked him: "what makes iron rust,
and grinds rock to dust?" b did not know... scared he will die he begged "time". g showed anger that "time" was the answer. [clever!] b asked what is in his own pocket. g did not know so he agreed to lead b out... but then he went to get something... and found that his ring was missing! he returned angry at b for taking his ring. b slid it on his finger as he fled... g overtook him... and passed! the magic ring hid b. g rushed to the entrance to block b escaping with his lost ring... so b followed and by the entrance "jumped over him" and out of the cave.
fan fiction: when g blocked exit b used his ring to sneak to gollum, who held a stone to bang b, so b used dagger to stab him to death. after we saw that gollum bit frodo finger as obstacle of destroying the ring [film 3 shown before this earlier story] this obstacle will not have occurred. nor that g led... frodo to the giant spider. insted f will wander into the spider cave and get bit. sam will instantly stab spider and save him.
SIX: b reunited with team. wolves surround them!
continued chapter 6 at
https://thinkforyourselfn8.blogspot.com/2022/08/my-summary-of-hobbit-book-1937-by.html
there.
Friday, April 8, 2022
Wonderland, 10, by carol, abridged edited by n. tal
chapter ten, continuing from
https://thinkforyourselfn8.blogspot.com/2022/03/wonderland-9a-duchess-morals-by-carol.html
here end chapter nine, and abridged chapter ten, which was skipped in a different abridged version but now the chapter is abridged instead of skipped:
continuity:
she began again, "how many hours a day did you do lessons?” hurrying to change the sad subject. they answered, “4 hours monday, tuesday 3, and so on.” she exclaimed, “such an ODD surprising schedule!” Gryphon criticized, “don't you know? That’s the reason they’re called lessons, because they lessen day by day." This was a new idea for Alice who added, “Then friday must have been vacation.” the Mock Turtle sighed, "obviously, it was.” Gryphon eagerly urged. “if lessons were 5, 3, 1, vacation, THAT would truly be odd, but enough about lessons, now, we will tell you about fun.”
CHAPTER 10; The Lobster Quadrille; The Mock Turtle brushed the back of a flapper over its eyes. sobs choked its voice. Gryphon hit its back explaining, “Same as if he had a bone in his throat.” it said, while tears were running down its cheeks, "we were under the sea. do you know lobster?” Alice answered, “I once..." starting to say she had tasted once, but stopped and concluded, "saw one.“ it continued, "a Lobster Quadrille is delightful!" Alice asked, "what is it?” Gryphon explained, "it is a dance. first the dancers stand along the sea shore in a line..." it interrupted, “TWO rows. salmon, Seals, turtles, and others. clear all the jelly-fish from the beach, advance two steps...” it interrupted, “Each with a lobster as a partner. switch lobsters, and go back. next throw the lobsters up!" now it jumped on air. m.t. explained, “and far over sea...” it interrupted, “Swim to them...” it interrupted while jumping, "swim a somersault in the sea” Gryphon interrupted, “Change lobsters again...” it interrupted, go back to land again." both things stopped jumping and sat down quietly.
She said, “It must be a very pretty dance."
“do you want to see?” asked the Mock Turtle. Alice answered, “Very much.” c.t. invited g', "We can do without lobsters. Which will sing?” it replied, “you sing. I forgot the words.” So they began dancing round and round Alice. Mock Turtle sang very slowly and sadly rhyming:
“Will you go a little faster?” said a whiting to a snail.
There’s a porpoise close behind us, and he’s treading on my tail.
See how eagerly the lobsters and the turtles all advance
They are waiting on the sea shore. will you come and join the dance?
Will you, won’t you, will you, won’t you, will you join the dance?
Will you, won’t you, will you, won’t you, won’t you join the dance?
+"too far the way will be
until we reach the sea"
Would not, could not, would not, could not, would not join the dance.
Would not, could not, would not, could not, could not join the dance.
al said, “Thank you for dancing. i enjoyed watching.” she felt very glad that the slow song ended. “I liked that song about the whiting.” m.t. asked, “Oh the whiting, you saw one?” alice answered, “Yes, at dinn...” but she stopped herself from revealing she ate animals, recalling the mouse. it replied, “I don’t know where Dinn is.” a. described them, “their tails were in their mouths and they were covered in crumbs.” it argued, “You’re wrong about the crumbs, which would wash off in the sea." Gryphon explained, "the reason their tails were in their mouths..." m.t. yawned and shut his eyes, when the Gryphon concluded, “is because they got thrown out to sea, with the lobsters. during the long fall, their tails fastened in their mouths. they can’t get them out again.”
“Thank you,” said Alice, “that's very interesting, about a whiting.” Gryphon asked, “Do you know why it’s called a whiting?” she replied, “I never thought about it. Why?” it continued, “It dyes shoes.” Alice failed to understand and wondered loudly, "my shoes needed blacking," Gryphon “under the sea used whiting.” a' “what are shoes there made of?” Gryphon “Soles and eels.” a' laughed at the double meaning and commented, “If I were the whiting in the song, I’d say to the porpoise, ‘i don’t want you with us.’” mt' “They must have one, no wise fish would go anywhere without a porpoise.”
“Wouldn’t it really?” Alice asked in a tone of great surprise. the Mock Turtle explained, “if a fish told me he was starting a journey, I would say ‘With what porpoise?’” alice asked “Don’t you mean ‘purpose’?” m't' replied, “I mean what I say.” Gryphon requested “tell some of your adventures.” she said, “I could tell you from this afternoon, but not yesterday, because I am a different person now.” mt' replied, “Explain that.” Gryphon argued, its tone impatient, “No, no, no! The adventures first, explanations take too much time.”
Alice began telling them that she saw the White Rabbit. the pair moved very close to her, one on each side, and opened their eyes and mouths wide. Her listeners were quiet as she continued about changing size, until she told the part about her repeating poems to the Caterpillar. "the words differed, i could not remember my memory". the Mock Turtle drew a long breath, and said “That’s very odd.”
“It’s about as odd as it can be!” exclaimed the Gryphon. m.t. repeated, "different. I want to hear you try and repeat something now." it turned and faced g' and requested, "Tell her to begin.” indicating it thought that it had authority. g' obeyed, instructing “Stand up and repeat a poem". she felt annoyed that many beings here ordered her to repeat lessons same as at school. However, she began to repeat one, but her mind still saw the Lobster dance, so she said, “’Tis the voice of the Lobster" g' “That’s different from what I remember when I was a child.” m.t. “I never heard that poem before. it sounds nonsense.” Alice sat down with her face in her hands, silently. m.t. “I want you to explain it.” g' “She can’t explain it." then to her, "continue the next verse.” m.t. asked about the toes in the poem, its curiosity overruling gryphon's authority, “How could he 'turn out his toes, using his nose? please explain it as you quote. it is the most confusing poem I ever heard, by far.” g' suggested she stop. Alice felt glad to obey this time. it continued, “we can dance another part of the Lobster Quadrille or the Mock Turtle can sing.” she eagerly replied, “Oh, a song, please, if the Mock Turtle is willing." Gryphon said, "Will you sing ‘Turtle Soup’ for her." it sang the soup song sometimes sobbing.
after a few phrases, alice heard a distant shout, “The trial’s beginning!” Gryphon ordered her, “Come.” it took Alice by the hand. they hurried. alice asked, “What is this trial?” while panting from running. it only replied, “Come.” it pulled her so she ran faster. she heard from behind, but more and more faintly its singing, "Soo—oop of the ee—evening, for a group,
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful Soup.”
CHAPTER 11: Who Stole the Tarts? The King and Queen of Hearts were sitting on their throne. alice +"and Gryphon" arrived. she saw a big crowd... many sorts of little beasts and birds. all of the cards, including other royals. alice felt relieved they had not been killed by the cruel queen of hearts who seemed heartless. she saw the accused Knave with a j and a heart on his shoulder. he was standing in chains. a diamond soldier with a diamond shaped spear tip stood on each side to guard him from escping. the White Rabbit was standing and holding a trumpet...
to be continued at
here end chapter nine, and abridged chapter ten, which was skipped in a different abridged version but now the chapter is abridged instead of skipped:
continuity:
she began again, "how many hours a day did you do lessons?” hurrying to change the sad subject. they answered, “4 hours monday, tuesday 3, and so on.” she exclaimed, “such an ODD surprising schedule!” Gryphon criticized, “don't you know? That’s the reason they’re called lessons, because they lessen day by day." This was a new idea for Alice who added, “Then friday must have been vacation.” the Mock Turtle sighed, "obviously, it was.” Gryphon eagerly urged. “if lessons were 5, 3, 1, vacation, THAT would truly be odd, but enough about lessons, now, we will tell you about fun.”
CHAPTER 10; The Lobster Quadrille; The Mock Turtle brushed the back of a flapper over its eyes. sobs choked its voice. Gryphon hit its back explaining, “Same as if he had a bone in his throat.” it said, while tears were running down its cheeks, "we were under the sea. do you know lobster?” Alice answered, “I once..." starting to say she had tasted once, but stopped and concluded, "saw one.“ it continued, "a Lobster Quadrille is delightful!" Alice asked, "what is it?” Gryphon explained, "it is a dance. first the dancers stand along the sea shore in a line..." it interrupted, “TWO rows. salmon, Seals, turtles, and others. clear all the jelly-fish from the beach, advance two steps...” it interrupted, “Each with a lobster as a partner. switch lobsters, and go back. next throw the lobsters up!" now it jumped on air. m.t. explained, “and far over sea...” it interrupted, “Swim to them...” it interrupted while jumping, "swim a somersault in the sea” Gryphon interrupted, “Change lobsters again...” it interrupted, go back to land again." both things stopped jumping and sat down quietly.
She said, “It must be a very pretty dance."
“do you want to see?” asked the Mock Turtle. Alice answered, “Very much.” c.t. invited g', "We can do without lobsters. Which will sing?” it replied, “you sing. I forgot the words.” So they began dancing round and round Alice. Mock Turtle sang very slowly and sadly rhyming:
“Will you go a little faster?” said a whiting to a snail.
There’s a porpoise close behind us, and he’s treading on my tail.
See how eagerly the lobsters and the turtles all advance
They are waiting on the sea shore. will you come and join the dance?
Will you, won’t you, will you, won’t you, will you join the dance?
Will you, won’t you, will you, won’t you, won’t you join the dance?
+"too far the way will be
until we reach the sea"
Would not, could not, would not, could not, would not join the dance.
Would not, could not, would not, could not, could not join the dance.
al said, “Thank you for dancing. i enjoyed watching.” she felt very glad that the slow song ended. “I liked that song about the whiting.” m.t. asked, “Oh the whiting, you saw one?” alice answered, “Yes, at dinn...” but she stopped herself from revealing she ate animals, recalling the mouse. it replied, “I don’t know where Dinn is.” a. described them, “their tails were in their mouths and they were covered in crumbs.” it argued, “You’re wrong about the crumbs, which would wash off in the sea." Gryphon explained, "the reason their tails were in their mouths..." m.t. yawned and shut his eyes, when the Gryphon concluded, “is because they got thrown out to sea, with the lobsters. during the long fall, their tails fastened in their mouths. they can’t get them out again.”
“Thank you,” said Alice, “that's very interesting, about a whiting.” Gryphon asked, “Do you know why it’s called a whiting?” she replied, “I never thought about it. Why?” it continued, “It dyes shoes.” Alice failed to understand and wondered loudly, "my shoes needed blacking," Gryphon “under the sea used whiting.” a' “what are shoes there made of?” Gryphon “Soles and eels.” a' laughed at the double meaning and commented, “If I were the whiting in the song, I’d say to the porpoise, ‘i don’t want you with us.’” mt' “They must have one, no wise fish would go anywhere without a porpoise.”
“Wouldn’t it really?” Alice asked in a tone of great surprise. the Mock Turtle explained, “if a fish told me he was starting a journey, I would say ‘With what porpoise?’” alice asked “Don’t you mean ‘purpose’?” m't' replied, “I mean what I say.” Gryphon requested “tell some of your adventures.” she said, “I could tell you from this afternoon, but not yesterday, because I am a different person now.” mt' replied, “Explain that.” Gryphon argued, its tone impatient, “No, no, no! The adventures first, explanations take too much time.”
Alice began telling them that she saw the White Rabbit. the pair moved very close to her, one on each side, and opened their eyes and mouths wide. Her listeners were quiet as she continued about changing size, until she told the part about her repeating poems to the Caterpillar. "the words differed, i could not remember my memory". the Mock Turtle drew a long breath, and said “That’s very odd.”
“It’s about as odd as it can be!” exclaimed the Gryphon. m.t. repeated, "different. I want to hear you try and repeat something now." it turned and faced g' and requested, "Tell her to begin.” indicating it thought that it had authority. g' obeyed, instructing “Stand up and repeat a poem". she felt annoyed that many beings here ordered her to repeat lessons same as at school. However, she began to repeat one, but her mind still saw the Lobster dance, so she said, “’Tis the voice of the Lobster" g' “That’s different from what I remember when I was a child.” m.t. “I never heard that poem before. it sounds nonsense.” Alice sat down with her face in her hands, silently. m.t. “I want you to explain it.” g' “She can’t explain it." then to her, "continue the next verse.” m.t. asked about the toes in the poem, its curiosity overruling gryphon's authority, “How could he 'turn out his toes, using his nose? please explain it as you quote. it is the most confusing poem I ever heard, by far.” g' suggested she stop. Alice felt glad to obey this time. it continued, “we can dance another part of the Lobster Quadrille or the Mock Turtle can sing.” she eagerly replied, “Oh, a song, please, if the Mock Turtle is willing." Gryphon said, "Will you sing ‘Turtle Soup’ for her." it sang the soup song sometimes sobbing.
after a few phrases, alice heard a distant shout, “The trial’s beginning!” Gryphon ordered her, “Come.” it took Alice by the hand. they hurried. alice asked, “What is this trial?” while panting from running. it only replied, “Come.” it pulled her so she ran faster. she heard from behind, but more and more faintly its singing, "Soo—oop of the ee—evening, for a group,
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful Soup.”
CHAPTER 11: Who Stole the Tarts? The King and Queen of Hearts were sitting on their throne. alice +"and Gryphon" arrived. she saw a big crowd... many sorts of little beasts and birds. all of the cards, including other royals. alice felt relieved they had not been killed by the cruel queen of hearts who seemed heartless. she saw the accused Knave with a j and a heart on his shoulder. he was standing in chains. a diamond soldier with a diamond shaped spear tip stood on each side to guard him from escping. the White Rabbit was standing and holding a trumpet...
to be continued at
there.
Friday, April 1, 2022
dear diary, "how i met not your mother" my first wife
Dear diary, today i remembered how the religious bible led my first wife to me, when i was two years younger... when age five.
i could not tell this story until we grew up because you can imagine how our parents would react !! how would i react if my son did the stuff in the following story???
anyway, if parents knew what the religious bible can cause maybe they would avoid it... but for me i had a happy ending... to the series of events caused by the religious bible.
part one: the part i did not know: i only discovered later: a bag of hamburger buns came to school. the teacher taught them that their name was hamburger bun. one asked, "what does that mean? teacher said you will one day contain a hamburger."
she argued "if only later then that is not my name now." the teacher ignored her and taught addition. 6 buns in one bag and 6 more in another bag total twelve.
the hamburger bun decided that she NOW had that name and that purpose. so she "cut open" the bread and waited to heal and then bribed her brother to make a sandwhich between her breads. the hamburger was too hard and dry. but i did not know that story until much later as i will explain.
dear diary, my story in order of time: first i went to nursery. the boys were wild. one girl liked that i was not wild and she kissed me on my right cheek. we skip some of that story, to avoid delying this wife story but the relevant point is "i was a girl magnet starting when i was two."
i was born in new york somewhere, during 1975 by december 1975 i was not even a year old... until december '76. i was five in december 1980 in first grade when i first noticed the surprise that first grade coincided "first day of first month 1981 four ones for my class. i was the only brat who noticed. when i told the teacher she said that next years clas would also be first in 1981. a different brat said "but he said four ones 1/1/81".
a few months before that part, which helps me remeber years, i started first grade. each week the rabbi told us the bible story of the section that the adult jews read in the orthodox shul like a temple. around a month after the festival of huts, the rabbi told us the story of abraham with a surprising discovery. abraham told his servant his mission would be to bring a wife for his son isac. he must swear that he would bring from his own family. abraham ordered "put your hand under my leg" the rabbi explained that the oath was holding somethng holy "under the leg" the circumcision. i realized not only was the ceremony holy at that moment but years afterward the place remained holy. still i felt that this was against society's rules. however i could not find words to describe the issue. so i made the effort to find the words.
during the recess break i found an impatient brat. the one with the impatient look on his face. i interrupted his game and quoted the hebrew quotation to the student. "put your hand under my leg."
"PERVERT" shouted the older kid, "get away from me pervert". so i learnt the word pervert. then i started to call the "holy" abraham a pervert. many school brats heard the story and called me a pervert for asking... so i said i am as holy as abraham! if true that action was not "wierd pleasure." so two preschoolers took the opposing side and invited me to the abraham club. we would act out the story of the bible to respect abraham and circumsision place. i gaurded the door because adults would not believe we were acting from respect of the bible and circumsision... while the other two acted the story. then my turn came. a kid not named aron garded the door. "all clear" he urged. then the kid not named eli [elija] explained "today i am the servant. so you abraham uncover the holy place and i will say the oath." i obeyed and quoted the holy bible. he obeyed my quote and gripped the holy tube saying the oath. when he was finished he said "look his thing got long like an adult from now on you will always be abraham." then he kissed his hand and moved the kiss to the holy place. on aron's turn he only kissed his hadn and put the kiss on the holy place. i did not know that this would lead to talk.
after school i returned home while both my parents were at their job until 5 pm. but kids finish school before that. the lady babysitter was talking on the phone and talking and i was bored i interupted her saying "your job is to play games with me."
"not NOW", she hollered, "cant you see i am on the phone?" i waited and... waited... when would she finish whatever message she was sending? my boredom increaased. i interrupted again, "who is watching your sister?" the lady not named sara said "with her babysitter." i argued "bring her here! then she wont need a second babysitter." sara argued, "no way i am watching that brat. now get away i am on the phone now."
"what will i do?" i asked. sara said, "go take a bath." i argued that was before bed not now. "stop arguing, your parents said you need to listen so go play a game."
i went to one of the games and pretended i was two players... the color on the card showed to move the competing colored cars to the place of that color. the two raced along the path... who would win the race?
the next day at school we studied as usual much religion but the abraham club only met once a month. after school i drove home as usual and found a surprise.
sara had brought her seven year old sister, not named tamar. first tamar insisted that i drink a cup of milk. then she insisted that she would read me a story. so i sat and listened. all this time sara was blabbing endlessly on the phone.
tami then announced "will you win the secret sweet prize?" i wanted to win a secret prize. tami explained that she brought two types of candies in her backbag. if i succeeded i could win one of the secret sweet prizes.
yay! my parents never let me have sugar besides fruit while i watched the other brats eat cake and cookies and chocolates etc. and noticed i was different.
for winning i would need to follow the directions carefully. she pulled her dark blue stretchy pyjama pants from her backbag. she pulled them up under her long yellow dress. then pulled of the whole long dress so i saw she was the same as me from waist up... admittedly i was fatter. then she explained the rules: the humty dumpty game. i must pul the pj up like this and slide it side to side as i say hump-ty dump-ty sat on a wall. she showed me the sliding. then she sat on the "arm" of a sofa and repeated humpty dumpty sat on a wall. sliding the pants from side to side. "like this" she explained. then she jumped down and rolled on the floor" as she said "humpty dumpty had a great fall." she concluded if i did that i could win "secret sweet prize a" or if i did it perfect i would win secret sweet prize b.
next she pulled on her long yellow dress and pulled off the pj and also her panty white with yellow flowers. then she said "same as i took off mine you take off yours.
i ran to the bedroom to obey and swapped two layers of pants for the pj. i also swapped three layers of shirt for my pj shirt. then i returned to the game arena. tami instructed, "first practice." i pulled the stretchy pj up and turned it side to side... but for a boy that is different than what i saw her do.
"hump-" right "ty" left "dumpty sat on a wall." i felt shy that my tube was getting long and she could see my privacy bulging but it was covered. "perfect" she urged, "you might win the better secret sweet. now sit on the wall!" i climbed up the arm of the sofa and repeated the fabric moving, on the wall, the arm of the sofa, "sat on a wall and had a great fall" i jumped down and rolled on the floor." perfect you win secret sweet grade a!
i cheered "yay" because i did not yet know "yay me" until years later.
tami continued to the next phase of her secret plan which she would later tell me....
before you get your secret sweet... she paused dramaticly "choose either to double your prize or just get the sweet." i replied, "sure i will do it twice, for the double."
tami explained, i can choose if i give her permission to feel my pj bump she would double the sweets... of just get the prize. i wanted the touch... i did not even think about the sugar.... i nodded and she pushed her palm on the bump and then gently pressed her fingers, exclaiming "they were right about you." i didnot know she was refering to the abraham club until later. i did not even ask who i was enjoying the contact and attention.
when she stepped back i said "i feel shy that you can see my bump" she said "anyone can see HER bumps but they are covered same as you are covered." pointing at the room with the phone.
as promised she went to her bag and pulled out the sweets i had doubled and she gave me two packages. yay. then she asked "do you know how to say boy and girl in hebrew?" ""zakar and nkayva" i echoed the hebrew i knew.
she offered if you want you can use the "nkayva," meaning hole... this sentence was much easier to say if you dont say the english words. "you only have ten seconds to decide." i did not know that was a marketing trick. she pointed "put that" and pointed at her dress "in here". i argued, "i dont know how and i would get punished?" she started counting from ten less... nine et sev... before she could say seven i realized that sara would be on the phone so i would not get punished and i wanted to try something new. "yes" i agreed.
so we hid in the private room and i lay on my back and my first wife was two years older than me age seven. first i lay on my back then she covered me with her long yellow dress then she explained i am covered so i needed to give back the pj which i pulled off.
next she taught me what baby oil means "it is the oil used for making a baby on the place for making a baby." i nodded as she put baby oil on the place for making a baby. the contact felt very pleasant. finally she slid downward so the five year old hamburger slipped into the seven year old hamburger bun.
i felt pleasure and she moved around and i could see she was enjoying far more than i enjoyed, but soon my pleasure increased until i did not know where i was... a long time later... my brain switched on. she had stopped moving and said, "that was far better than eli," i echoed "that name is a kid in preschool. "i know, that is how i heard about you."
then she told me her story. she had heard that god created "zakar and nkayva" that was the distinction between male and female. she had an extra hole that defined her identity as female. [so she said and i agreed even if a lady must sever her breasts to prevent breast cancer] the hebrew word nkayva means hole. she wanted to use the hole so she bribed her younger brother, not named elija, to win the hunpty dumpty game. he was four and his hamburger was hard and dry. she felt extremely disappointed. despite she was older and bigger the tube was hard and pain. eli asked her "again" but she said no the tube is hard. eli told her about me. "you should try him. i know his is not hard from the abraham club."
that was the week when i went to eli's house for the weekend. but she was too scared and shy... and after i left she regretted that she missd her opportunity... until her sister who was my babysitter said "come along," which led to her plan. i wet her after school as above.
after drying off the baby oil she read me many stories. i asked her when we would do it again? she said maybe next week "dont be a smoker about it." later i understood that she was not a nymphmaniac.
each day after school i would feel excited hoping she would be with her sister. she brought a book from the library and read me the story... same as i had read stories to girls when i had been 3 in nursery. now i would hear advanced books. i waited hopefully for the next humpty dumpty show... day after day... i feared that she regretted yet remembered that she had enjoyed very much. finally i held myself back from asking. after a couple pages she offered, "are you ready for playing baby?" i was so relieved that she wanted repeating... and our relationship lasted all year... until she grew faster than me and no longer enjoyed. then she only read me stories until my parents came home from the jobs until 5 pm plus travel time. so that is how the bible got me my first wife.
usualy wives are younger than husbands i dont know why? when i was twenty i wanted a girl my age but my parents refused... and the one i wanted a different girl that i met before tami, got married before i started dating... due to that stupid rule. she was dating but could not date me. her pa even made the effort to tell me his daughter was dating... hint hint but i was not allowed yet. "only twenty" dammit! for many years i regreetted not marryig the one i wanted but now i console myself if we had a boy i probably would have "caved in" and submitted tp pressure to cut a piece off my beloved son against my will.so better that i did not marry any jewish lady.
do i have feelings for my ex-wife? no feelings only memories. the end.
i could not tell this story until we grew up because you can imagine how our parents would react !! how would i react if my son did the stuff in the following story???
anyway, if parents knew what the religious bible can cause maybe they would avoid it... but for me i had a happy ending... to the series of events caused by the religious bible.
part one: the part i did not know: i only discovered later: a bag of hamburger buns came to school. the teacher taught them that their name was hamburger bun. one asked, "what does that mean? teacher said you will one day contain a hamburger."
she argued "if only later then that is not my name now." the teacher ignored her and taught addition. 6 buns in one bag and 6 more in another bag total twelve.
the hamburger bun decided that she NOW had that name and that purpose. so she "cut open" the bread and waited to heal and then bribed her brother to make a sandwhich between her breads. the hamburger was too hard and dry. but i did not know that story until much later as i will explain.
dear diary, my story in order of time: first i went to nursery. the boys were wild. one girl liked that i was not wild and she kissed me on my right cheek. we skip some of that story, to avoid delying this wife story but the relevant point is "i was a girl magnet starting when i was two."
i was born in new york somewhere, during 1975 by december 1975 i was not even a year old... until december '76. i was five in december 1980 in first grade when i first noticed the surprise that first grade coincided "first day of first month 1981 four ones for my class. i was the only brat who noticed. when i told the teacher she said that next years clas would also be first in 1981. a different brat said "but he said four ones 1/1/81".
a few months before that part, which helps me remeber years, i started first grade. each week the rabbi told us the bible story of the section that the adult jews read in the orthodox shul like a temple. around a month after the festival of huts, the rabbi told us the story of abraham with a surprising discovery. abraham told his servant his mission would be to bring a wife for his son isac. he must swear that he would bring from his own family. abraham ordered "put your hand under my leg" the rabbi explained that the oath was holding somethng holy "under the leg" the circumcision. i realized not only was the ceremony holy at that moment but years afterward the place remained holy. still i felt that this was against society's rules. however i could not find words to describe the issue. so i made the effort to find the words.
during the recess break i found an impatient brat. the one with the impatient look on his face. i interrupted his game and quoted the hebrew quotation to the student. "put your hand under my leg."
"PERVERT" shouted the older kid, "get away from me pervert". so i learnt the word pervert. then i started to call the "holy" abraham a pervert. many school brats heard the story and called me a pervert for asking... so i said i am as holy as abraham! if true that action was not "wierd pleasure." so two preschoolers took the opposing side and invited me to the abraham club. we would act out the story of the bible to respect abraham and circumsision place. i gaurded the door because adults would not believe we were acting from respect of the bible and circumsision... while the other two acted the story. then my turn came. a kid not named aron garded the door. "all clear" he urged. then the kid not named eli [elija] explained "today i am the servant. so you abraham uncover the holy place and i will say the oath." i obeyed and quoted the holy bible. he obeyed my quote and gripped the holy tube saying the oath. when he was finished he said "look his thing got long like an adult from now on you will always be abraham." then he kissed his hand and moved the kiss to the holy place. on aron's turn he only kissed his hadn and put the kiss on the holy place. i did not know that this would lead to talk.
after school i returned home while both my parents were at their job until 5 pm. but kids finish school before that. the lady babysitter was talking on the phone and talking and i was bored i interupted her saying "your job is to play games with me."
"not NOW", she hollered, "cant you see i am on the phone?" i waited and... waited... when would she finish whatever message she was sending? my boredom increaased. i interrupted again, "who is watching your sister?" the lady not named sara said "with her babysitter." i argued "bring her here! then she wont need a second babysitter." sara argued, "no way i am watching that brat. now get away i am on the phone now."
"what will i do?" i asked. sara said, "go take a bath." i argued that was before bed not now. "stop arguing, your parents said you need to listen so go play a game."
i went to one of the games and pretended i was two players... the color on the card showed to move the competing colored cars to the place of that color. the two raced along the path... who would win the race?
the next day at school we studied as usual much religion but the abraham club only met once a month. after school i drove home as usual and found a surprise.
sara had brought her seven year old sister, not named tamar. first tamar insisted that i drink a cup of milk. then she insisted that she would read me a story. so i sat and listened. all this time sara was blabbing endlessly on the phone.
tami then announced "will you win the secret sweet prize?" i wanted to win a secret prize. tami explained that she brought two types of candies in her backbag. if i succeeded i could win one of the secret sweet prizes.
yay! my parents never let me have sugar besides fruit while i watched the other brats eat cake and cookies and chocolates etc. and noticed i was different.
for winning i would need to follow the directions carefully. she pulled her dark blue stretchy pyjama pants from her backbag. she pulled them up under her long yellow dress. then pulled of the whole long dress so i saw she was the same as me from waist up... admittedly i was fatter. then she explained the rules: the humty dumpty game. i must pul the pj up like this and slide it side to side as i say hump-ty dump-ty sat on a wall. she showed me the sliding. then she sat on the "arm" of a sofa and repeated humpty dumpty sat on a wall. sliding the pants from side to side. "like this" she explained. then she jumped down and rolled on the floor" as she said "humpty dumpty had a great fall." she concluded if i did that i could win "secret sweet prize a" or if i did it perfect i would win secret sweet prize b.
next she pulled on her long yellow dress and pulled off the pj and also her panty white with yellow flowers. then she said "same as i took off mine you take off yours.
i ran to the bedroom to obey and swapped two layers of pants for the pj. i also swapped three layers of shirt for my pj shirt. then i returned to the game arena. tami instructed, "first practice." i pulled the stretchy pj up and turned it side to side... but for a boy that is different than what i saw her do.
"hump-" right "ty" left "dumpty sat on a wall." i felt shy that my tube was getting long and she could see my privacy bulging but it was covered. "perfect" she urged, "you might win the better secret sweet. now sit on the wall!" i climbed up the arm of the sofa and repeated the fabric moving, on the wall, the arm of the sofa, "sat on a wall and had a great fall" i jumped down and rolled on the floor." perfect you win secret sweet grade a!
i cheered "yay" because i did not yet know "yay me" until years later.
tami continued to the next phase of her secret plan which she would later tell me....
before you get your secret sweet... she paused dramaticly "choose either to double your prize or just get the sweet." i replied, "sure i will do it twice, for the double."
tami explained, i can choose if i give her permission to feel my pj bump she would double the sweets... of just get the prize. i wanted the touch... i did not even think about the sugar.... i nodded and she pushed her palm on the bump and then gently pressed her fingers, exclaiming "they were right about you." i didnot know she was refering to the abraham club until later. i did not even ask who i was enjoying the contact and attention.
when she stepped back i said "i feel shy that you can see my bump" she said "anyone can see HER bumps but they are covered same as you are covered." pointing at the room with the phone.
as promised she went to her bag and pulled out the sweets i had doubled and she gave me two packages. yay. then she asked "do you know how to say boy and girl in hebrew?" ""zakar and nkayva" i echoed the hebrew i knew.
she offered if you want you can use the "nkayva," meaning hole... this sentence was much easier to say if you dont say the english words. "you only have ten seconds to decide." i did not know that was a marketing trick. she pointed "put that" and pointed at her dress "in here". i argued, "i dont know how and i would get punished?" she started counting from ten less... nine et sev... before she could say seven i realized that sara would be on the phone so i would not get punished and i wanted to try something new. "yes" i agreed.
so we hid in the private room and i lay on my back and my first wife was two years older than me age seven. first i lay on my back then she covered me with her long yellow dress then she explained i am covered so i needed to give back the pj which i pulled off.
next she taught me what baby oil means "it is the oil used for making a baby on the place for making a baby." i nodded as she put baby oil on the place for making a baby. the contact felt very pleasant. finally she slid downward so the five year old hamburger slipped into the seven year old hamburger bun.
i felt pleasure and she moved around and i could see she was enjoying far more than i enjoyed, but soon my pleasure increased until i did not know where i was... a long time later... my brain switched on. she had stopped moving and said, "that was far better than eli," i echoed "that name is a kid in preschool. "i know, that is how i heard about you."
then she told me her story. she had heard that god created "zakar and nkayva" that was the distinction between male and female. she had an extra hole that defined her identity as female. [so she said and i agreed even if a lady must sever her breasts to prevent breast cancer] the hebrew word nkayva means hole. she wanted to use the hole so she bribed her younger brother, not named elija, to win the hunpty dumpty game. he was four and his hamburger was hard and dry. she felt extremely disappointed. despite she was older and bigger the tube was hard and pain. eli asked her "again" but she said no the tube is hard. eli told her about me. "you should try him. i know his is not hard from the abraham club."
that was the week when i went to eli's house for the weekend. but she was too scared and shy... and after i left she regretted that she missd her opportunity... until her sister who was my babysitter said "come along," which led to her plan. i wet her after school as above.
after drying off the baby oil she read me many stories. i asked her when we would do it again? she said maybe next week "dont be a smoker about it." later i understood that she was not a nymphmaniac.
each day after school i would feel excited hoping she would be with her sister. she brought a book from the library and read me the story... same as i had read stories to girls when i had been 3 in nursery. now i would hear advanced books. i waited hopefully for the next humpty dumpty show... day after day... i feared that she regretted yet remembered that she had enjoyed very much. finally i held myself back from asking. after a couple pages she offered, "are you ready for playing baby?" i was so relieved that she wanted repeating... and our relationship lasted all year... until she grew faster than me and no longer enjoyed. then she only read me stories until my parents came home from the jobs until 5 pm plus travel time. so that is how the bible got me my first wife.
usualy wives are younger than husbands i dont know why? when i was twenty i wanted a girl my age but my parents refused... and the one i wanted a different girl that i met before tami, got married before i started dating... due to that stupid rule. she was dating but could not date me. her pa even made the effort to tell me his daughter was dating... hint hint but i was not allowed yet. "only twenty" dammit! for many years i regreetted not marryig the one i wanted but now i console myself if we had a boy i probably would have "caved in" and submitted tp pressure to cut a piece off my beloved son against my will.so better that i did not marry any jewish lady.
do i have feelings for my ex-wife? no feelings only memories. the end.
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