a kid asked me what is livery? in a book about wearing livery.
i told him when you smear the mashed liver on you hands they are livery.
a kid got caught in his sisters room. she demanded what are you doing in my room. the kid stammered to hide the truth, "i uh was looking um for your uh... diary uh"
she exclaimed "gross!"
my ma is so fat....
my car started feeling spacious, ever since the first time she exited
she would be the best goalie, even without practice.
what can we call an old cow that stopped milk?
an udder failure.
if my horse also got too old to work that is the udder problem
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