manly monday part one

manly Monday [young swap]
intro: inspired by "freaky Friday" which was very emotional and for ladies very good super superb
now for a manly less emotional version with a voodoo swap.
scene:dad is in the kitchen. he is wearing dark tan pants. an apron covers his button shirt.
1 dad fried the veji omlit made with eggs red peppers green peppers and onions. edna the 19 year old dawter sat by the table. today is her first day of freedom. dad asked edna "how great do you feel on your first day of freedom?"--wadya mean?--i mean if yu hadnt finished twelfth grade last summer you would need to go to skool today but now yu are free.--i plan on meeting some of my friends so insted of meeting in skool we cam just enjoy life.--not all games i want you to call ken for brekfist bkuz the eggs are ready.
edna walked slowly along the long corridor of the one level home. she neared ken's room and knocked. "go away" moaned young ken he was only 5 years old. "U better get up or u will miss the omlit for breekfist"--i feel so tired why do i need to go to stupicd preskool it is not even first grade!" moaned ken in a voice unexpectedly deep for his youth as he turned so his feet dropped from the bed. "i luv dads omlit" ken almost cheered as he stood motivated. "you can eat it with this magic fork" offered edna. ken ran and grabbed the fork and cheered again "thanks sis" and then hurried to the lav. "dont bring it into the lav" edna criticised in tone of ridiculous. "right. that which comes out must be far from that which goes in" ken boomed in a fake deep voice even deeper than his natural voice.
edna was satisfied that her bro was awake and turned to leev the room and said what ma had always told her "brush your teeth"--gross! then the omlit will taste like minty tooth paste!" replied ken.
her eyebrows jumped in surprise as she realized the ma whom she missed ever since she died was not such a good person after all. she had not noticed until now the pattern how ma had ruined everything fun and plesant in her life... good thing ken was super smart. he had given the clue to notice the pattern of ruining everything plesint and fun. wow. i was so naive she thout.
she decided to be nothing like her mean ma and made the effort to say "kenny u are right wait to brush until after brekfist that will clean the food out"--u are the smartest sis" replied ken thru the door of the lav.
she hurried along the corridor and arrived just in time as pa was unloading the larj pan onto the plates sizzling hot veji omlit! edna dug in with her fork and enjoyed the oniony flavor and the vejis which pa had added late so they were still crispy.
on the other side of the lav door ken was doing the thing we all do. something critically necesary, pushing out the remains of yesterdays brekfist. ken announced "perfectly skeduled" meaning "right on time" as the poop slid out and plopped into the water. ken cleaned himself carefully [no details] next after he felt clean he inspected with a clean square of paper and saw just a bit of mark on it so he gathered saliva in his mouth and aimed some spit into his palm. then he dipped a finger in the saliva and washed the exit. last he let the saliva dissolve whatever was around the exit and absorbed it in the paper. while he sat on the "throne" ken yanked off the lowered pj from his feet. he stood pushed the lever that rinsed the toilet and finally washed his hands very well. then he exited hurried to don his clothes and grabbed the fork. ken ran along the corridor to eat his favorite omlit... veji... but soon he would have a huge fight!
edna was savoring her omlit. she only enjoyed it while it was hot. dad was washing the pan while his omlit got cold... that seemed bad bkuz it would be cold so better to eat first it is the same time period wash and eeat as eat and wash and the only difference is the eggs cooled.
ken arrived and ate his omlit while it was still hot. by the time dad finished washing the pan the children had finished eating the eggs. pa sat dwn to eat his cold eggs. ken attacked "going to preskool is stupid it is not even frst grade"--you must go--wrong! only first grade is required this is before that--well you cant stay home alone-- i am alone after skool until you come home so that is a lie.--well maybe edna will watch you. offered pa. edna protested "i have plans i cant stay home" pa concluded so the skool is like your babysitter--but i dont want to go--u are just a young child you cannot be by yourself. also u are going to make me late for my job. u dont know how hard my life is.
ken stopped eating and argued stubbornly "i will not finish eating nor go to preskool it is wasted effort--pa grabbed the fork and jabbed it into the remaining omlit trying to feed his young son while ken struggled to control the fork and hollered "you just dont listen you dont understand me u just..." suddenly ken was silent but dad finished the sentence "...boss me around"
ken stared at himself sitting in the chair. the kid whined "i will be late for work" and edna said "i warned you it was a magical fork...
to be continued....
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