manly monday part 2

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https://thinkforyourselfn8.blogspot.com/2019/02/manly-monday-part-one.html
part 2
continuity: pa grabbed kens fork as ken started a sentence which pa finished.
ken howled blindly "you cannot stay home and i feel so stuffed i wont eat even one more bite!"--good. i wont stay home bbut you can if you want--if i want? howled ken "i have a job and responsibility... wait... what where is ken?"
the kitchen was suddenly very very quiet and suddenly ken howled again "where is ken". pa answered "you are ken. you can stay home if you want." ken stared at edna then back at pa.
ken hollered "give me back my body"--you sound very sick ken. now i will drive to work".--i will show you that preskool is good. you refused to go but i will go.--as you wish. go wait for th ebus by the corner"replied dad.
pa said to edna "when i get home froom work i need you to tell me how you got tht magical fork!--you dont know how to drive--how hard could it be--trust me everybody needs to practiice first same as marriage you need to practice living like you are married before you actually get married.
so to th esimple mind of the 5 year old in pa's body that seemed logical. "i will call myself a cab"--"or i can drive you and tell you about the fork".
pa grabbed "his own" omlit which ken had not finished and shoveled it into his larger stomik. ken was already out the door wearing a jacket the way pa always nagged him to. this time "ken" obeyed and wore the jacket. ken ran along the pavement and turned towards the corner where he waited for the bus which wuld bring him and the kids to preskool.
edna and pa walked to the car. edna sat by the dteering wheel which in america is on the left side of the dashboard. pa climbed in the car on the right side. edna immediately inserted the key in the keyhole to turn on the ignition... but noticng pa sitting beside her she paused and her hand reached up towards the seat belt. she paused her hand and noticed that pa was not wearing HIS safety belt so she ignored her fear of pa criticism for not wearing the safety belt.
as she expected that criticism... never cme. she moved the lever to point the red line at "d". instead of criticsm pa asked "what does gee mean". edna knew this was an age five question so she explained simply "gee means you feel surprised"--that cant be bkuz it has nothing to do with a car--gee could also mean a thousand dollars? edna mumbled puzzled as she drove and slowed the car for the stop sign. "i mean that "gee" beside the "en and ar" pa explained his query. edna said that g means "go" like to move. she did not feel like explaining gears to a young boy. but ken suspected that his big sister was not truthful and said "if so why do you point at "d"? edna said d" means drive so when i drive i always use d except when i need to GO extra fast she added loudly emphasizing the word go. next ken asked "so tell me how you got that magic fork."
edna told her story:
a few days ago i met a guy. i was with fay at the pub when this young man introduced himself. he said "hello gal, call me gabe" fay had giggled when she nudged me to reply. "hi gabe" i responded simply. the gabe started talking about alcohol drinks...
pa interrrupted "are they sweet?"--no way! most are very bitter or sour--you adults are stupid drinking gross sour stuff all the time criticised pa. edna continued her tale.
gabe had spent money on a fortune teller bkuz he felt like a woman in a mans body. he asked the fortune teller to see if he really was a woman.--weird" interjected pa in a very surprised tone of a young boy. she continued "i told gabe that fortune tellers are just a gyp you know what that is? just a cheater who cheats for money on people who are weak and feel doubt. anyway gabe said he could feel in his gut that this lady was real. edna started to gab more rapidly that
gabe felt attracted to men like gay... pa interrupted again what is gay? edna quickly told the dictionary definition "very happy" so since he liked men he thought that he was a woman inside a mans body so he asked the fortune teller if he was truly a woman inside a mans body. the fortune teller burst out laffing and said that never happens... unless... she paused and her tone changed as she told gabe "you are trapped by a voodoo object". wait a moment. she grabbed a deck of cards and mixed them and said "pick a crd". gabe took one and  she saw it was the queen. she explained that means you will find a woman soon. gabe had argued that shows i am the queen but she was stubborn and insisted "i know how to read cards. clearly you are not under the influence of voodoo.
gabe then asked to buy a voodoo oblect so he could be ina lady's body. she sold him this fork. i told him that was a gyp. fay started to gag as gabe had waved the fork. gabe tried to swap bodies with fay  and fay said "sweet now i have nice boobs" and gabe was mad that the fork did not work. so he dcided to gie [means give] it to me and i am happy that he gave it to me. that is how i got the fork with this nice red gem.
then what happened?" asked pa. edna stopped the car abd said "this is your office good luck and be careful of the gap as you climb out"
pa opened the door an from habit tried to jump from the car but his body was the wrong size.... compared to what he expected so his foot dropped in the gap between the car and the curb. pa grabbed the car door to keep from falling as he stumbled. dad then stood straight and turned "that is what you meant about a gap... and it is GEY cold out here... oh no! i forgot to bring a lunch" so edna reassured him that jobs have places to sell lunch. pa said " ifeel so gay i will some berry gel". pa then marched into the building.
meanwhile on the skool bus "ken" was having a rougher time than he expected... the only bus seat had a gross gob of goo on it. when he prayed to god that it would not ruin his pants the boy shouted "look at that loser he thinks god will protect his pants". still one girl was nice she offered ken some gum to chew and said my name is harriet  i just moved from montepelier." but the mean brat had dumped his water on harriet and she was so ashamed that she started to cry...
to be continued.
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