Sunday, May 26, 2024

the exciting ending of batman 2008

the armed clowns in the building were realy hostages that snipers shot due to the trick. the thugs wore costumes so batman defeated them. he came to Joker who sent dogs to battle Batman. Joker "brutally beat Batman" using metal. On the criminal boat, a guy came to the warden and askd for the detonator to do what the warden should have done ten minutes ago. 

The warden gave it. he threw it out into the sea. even murderes only did that for their plan not stooping to the joker level. now they did not even kill to save themselves. too bad the other people did not know they were not in danger. On the ferry of innocent people, they voted: maybe the criminals won't kill us? 

most voted to kill the criminals before the criminals can kill us. yet they can't bring themselves to kill. A guy took the detonator to represent the decision but found that he can't kill people. in the building, Joker held Batman down n complaind, "neither group killed" even to save their lives (which is different than usual murders.) 

joker almost pushed his button to mass murder both non-violent groups... Batman fired his darts that *nokd the detonator away. b' threw j' out the window. j fell far but before joker died, B' used his rope shooter to save the disarmed murderer, for his rule to hurt but not kill. joker hung. cops captured him again. Batman left. 

Gordon came home n saw his family held hostage by 2 who grabd a kid. Batman came n told 2, "blame the people responsible for Rachel's death," the ones who bombed her. 2 flipd his coin that showd: shoot Batman n did that. he flipd it again, n told G', "lie to the kid 'everything will be alright', as i needed to tell Rachel knowing she will get killed." 

Batman who could afford n wore a bullet *sheild, tackld 2. they fell down a hill together. Gordon climbd down. Batman said that Joker won by turning Dent evil. later, Gordon smashd the Bat Signal. Alfred burnt Rachel's note. Lucius closed the locate machine. 

Batman explained, "If people knew the truth, then the symbol of hope would be ruind. but if people blame me for the murders, they will continue considering dent good." Batman got chased by cops n rode his Byk away.


Friday, May 24, 2024

c6 claws clause

chapter 6 andi and cloi in troy's toys

in the pet shop, cloi's cell phone rang. it was andi calling! andi said, "my older bro will drive to get u from home to go to the toy shop." conveniently it was in the same mall as that pet shop! changing the order meant that cloi claus already was in the destination. andi askd, "what will you do while you wait?" 

"i will do a claus pause!" cloi answerd. andi giggled gently but ma said "those lame puns are just claus flaws." cloi argued, "nothing forbade them in the claus laws!" andi changed the subject. "last christmas i heard about people who saw santa and then noticed items were missing!" cloi claimd, "that is impossible nobody sees santa!"

"because he was not your dad. just someone dressed as santa. he relied on christmas nyt when people see santa in the streets and expect santa in the home, to give gifts, for him to enter and steal. when they saw him they *beleived he was santa until it was too late." cloi argued again, "but they would see he was not flying."

"wadya mean?" askd andi. "i mean they would know if he opened the door to leave it would start an alarm and that he did not fly so it was not santa just a theif!" andi agreed, "he comes by the chimney because the doors are locked and the windows too." cloi added "and the chimney was built big enuf for the chimney sweep to go in to clean."

andi added, "so he used a rope to go down and in to steal and then to climb up the rope and out." cloi dramatized, "wen he flew away on his hang glider people said, "look up in the sky! it is a jay! no it is a jet! no it is santa claus!" both girls giggled until andi concluded, "but it was just a *theif. and here we are!

"we are now parking by the mall... no, in the underground parking lot. cloi told her mom, "her oops! his older bro drove him here. they are parking here." ma asked, "did andi like the puns?" cloi answerd, "sounded that way." ma listed, "gauz, applaus" so cloi joked, "when i scraped my knee, i used claus gauz."

"your art is "claus draws!"

"your pun earned my claus applaus!" +a: "when santa will hear these puns he will giv claus guffaws!" +c: "my sister clair n i are claus broads!" a:"do you know the story of 2 naughty brats who pranked people? but in december they stopd because of the claus cause!" +c: "there must be a million puns like santa broads, but which toy do you want?"

"first we will see what they sell. meet me at the toy shop named troy toy!" they did. in the shop they found various toys and even videos. someone had already used their idea. a video of a santa drawing sketch art and comics was called "santa draws". cloi argued, "your claus draws sounded better." andi found it!

the electric sport car was sold in paper boxes with thin windows. it came in only two colors red and blue. "my fave is red" andi announced as she took the red one. "dont forget batteries, for the remote" cloi commented. the car lacked a price tag. "oh dear we cant compute the budget for your toy!" whined andi.

cloi looked at the other boxes and saw they had stickers, "19$" the sticker said. "wow i recall when this tec first was produced in teh 80s it cost 100 dollars only rich kids got remote control." mom moaned, remembering. andi added, "now despite inflation 19 is enuf!" the gift certificate was 100$. andi began again:

"i got the toy i wanted now you can use the rest." +c: "really that is most of it 80!" +a: "so what i got what i wanted." c: "but if we share it should be half. you should pick something else too!" they started again looking for toys but none were attractiv! cloi felt horrible using more than she had expected, sharing half.

she could not even give her prize the 7 inch penny! cloi carefully looked at every shelf... most were stuffed pets or plastic dolls for adult characters for those creepy adults. or other stuff that babies play with them. finally she found the "sticky bricky" toy. 

chapter 7 the "sticky bricky blinky" toys

it was a set of bricks a bit different from lego style but attached in a similar way. the shop had two sets a fire base and an army base. "we need to build this together for a garage for your car" cloi insisted. the colorful carton had two stickers 79.99 on a yellow sticker and on a red sticker 59.99. either way the certificate was enuf.

the card would pay for batteries too. the sticky brick toy section also had a some small boxes. they held bricks n wheels to build a colorful motor byk with lyts and a tiny red race car, "look your fave!" gushed cloi. they sifted throo the smaller boxes and selected several that were tempting. 

they took the pile to the clerk by the pay gadget. the clerk also named cloi, started scanning the lines. the flat screen facing the pair showed:

18.99

59.99

4.99

4.99

4.99

4.99

cloi clerk asked, "didnt you see the sign 5 for 20? it is the same price!" cloi claus ran to the shelf grabd another box that she had doubted. she returned and said "thanks clerk cloi that was kind of you to remind us!" she scand the fifth box and the flat screen showed:

4.99

total 104$ "oh no!" moaned andi, "you said it was the same price. my gift certificate is not enuf!" 

clerk cloi ignored and asked "is that all?" cloi said "yes." she pushed the total and saw:

-7.93

total 96$ "oh dear we forgot the batteries not included" andi moaned. clerk corrected, "here batteries are always included because different remote controls have different types of batteries you need the ddd coin for this toy and and the cc coin for the bricky byk. "cool its lyts will blink!" exclaimed cloi excitedly. 

andi handed the card to the clerk who scanned the foil sticker. the flat screen showed: 

total paid 

difference 4$ store credit.

clerk cloi asked, "it is easier for me if you use the store credit now. you can choose key chains and small stuff from those bins. cloi said "i can add one, to get another bricky byk, right?" clerk agreed, "that would be simpler than programming a new card for the difference." cloi went to the sticky brick and looked for another bricky byk.

she wanted the one with flashing lyts. but so unfortunate she could not find any. but it was such a cool flashing lyt toy so she checked each box carefully, to see each car or helicopter or a byk without flashing lyts, until she found in the back an old dusty box with "blinky bricky byk" on it the sticker said 7.99 but it was an old sticker.

she handed the dusty box to the clerk who scanned it "beeb" the screen showed 3.50! store credit 0.50. "it is close enuf" commented cloi. the clerk corrected, "really! look in the bins we have lots of small stuff and decorations for scrap books!" andi became excited, "i hav a scrap book! do you hav washi tape?" 

clerk shook her head, "the packs are 99 cents."

"wait" interupted cloi, "i already agreed to add a dollar, when i pland for the 5 dollar bricky byk! now that it is on sale discount i only need to add 50 cents and you can get washi tape too! andi argued this time, "but you cant pay for me!" cloi refuted,  "deduct it from the gift certificat as if i paid for something else!" 

"sold" agreed andi. cloi pulled out her lil wallet with fake credit cards and a few dollar bills and gave one to the clerk. she reminded them to bring the washi tape to scan it. cloi said "go choose the washi tape for your scrap book." so she did. mom finally came to the toy shop just in time. she had orderd andi's bro brad to come too!

brad said to cloi, "your mom thinks i need to watch andi." mom argued "she is only seven!" andi corrected "six n a half." cloi explained "she started first grade younger than usual." clerk cloi interrupted, "don't forget your coin change," handing back the coins. andi handed it on to cloi who argued:

"really now you spent most of the gift card on me you can keep the difference." so andi pocketed the cash and said,  "go to the car to drive to the fancy restaurant."

chapter 8 andi and cloi in roy's restront.

andi loaded the paper bag containing toys into her back bag. it barely fit due to the big boxes of the fire base and remote car! andi's bro brad led them across the mall. mom suggested, "the food court is that way." brad said, "those are regular, but today is a surprise party for andi it is her birthday!" andi argued "i didn't want a party!"

"that was the surprise!" explained brad. he told cloi, "i told him" pointing at andi, "to invite one frend as a gest for lunch at the fancy roy restront! for his birthday party. more respect than a silly party!" they soon came to the glass wall of the restront named "roy restront" in red letters on the smoky brown glass wall.

they came inside and andi chose a table.

t.b.c.

meanwhile at home cloi's cat claws was doing some magic mischif ...

coming soon !



Thursday, May 23, 2024

santa claus and his claws clause

chapter one a random raffle

the next day, cloi came home from *scool even happier, n said, "papa i won the raffle prize!" Her daddy dan answered, "not now sweety!".  cloi claus was a young girl age 7. on monday, yesterday, she had written her name on the small slip of paper. Like all the other kids in her class, she had put it in the giant glass salad bowl. 

after all the names were gatherd, principle perry picked three names. he said he would publish the names on the board, so *evryone can see in the morning. cloi n clair came home very excited. cloi hoped  that she had won the raffle. first prize was a gift certificate for a toy store. 2nd prize was a gift certificate for a pet store.

the loser prize was a big round penny on a cotton band like a necklace, in addition to the trophy everyone would get, so nobody would be left out. cloi was so sure she would win the pet she had already started celebrating. clair was a senior in 12 grade and her story and use of magic is in a past story here. cloi was her young sister.

they got adopted by dan dawson because their father, santa claus, was too busy with his elvs. clair refused to call dan dad so she calld him dan. cloi called him papa to distinguish from her real daddy. tuesday morning, they rushed in to scool and saw the paper with the three names of winners: 1, andi amawo, 2, clair claus and 3, cloi claus.

now cloi was happy that she would get the pet! in the morning, people were complaining how did two sisters win. when they saw clair, some started accusing her of cheating using magic to win. clair was too shocked to speak and ran away. cloi was devastated too! she had really felt like she would win the pet shop. 

now, she would get a useless medal. and the trophy was meaningless... because everyone got it. andi, a trans in cloi's 2nd grade class, found cloi, in the crowd. as usual she made a big fuss about his change... saying "cloi! i need to trade my prize with you, now that i am a boy." cloi was too sad to think clearly n just blinkd.

cloi tryd to clear her thouts... it still was not the pet but it was better than a medal... also it was too good to be true. "really?" asked cloi suspiciously. "zinger!" teased andi, when handing her a colord card. andi announced, "i won first prize! i can invite a friend! dont you wish you were nicer to me until now?" a bully took the bait...

he said, "congratulations andrea! or are you andrew?" nobody lafd as he had hoped. more kids came to see the list. cloi opend the card and read the girly circular script writing: "dear chloee, you were the only one in the class that was my frend from when i was a tomboy until i changed to a boy. i want you to be my guest at the restaurant..." 

cloi was confused again. the prize was for a toy shop not food! also the letter i in the word in was dotted with a small heart! cloi continued reading, starting to worry this was a date! "after we eat we will go to the toy store together and pick a toy for each of us. my prize will pay for yours too." she did not realy want to date a boy...

...and as a frend she accepted andi as a boy now, but that just made her feel more confused about hanging out. cloi decided if she traded her medal it would be okay to use the toy prize and that was no sacrifice! cloi pulld out her cheap phone and used some message ap to write, "tnx andi, from chloee, we can trade my bronz medal for part of your prize." 

before she could put the phone back in her rolling pack her phone dinged! "my pleasure dear. and sorry my mom misspelled your name. she did not believe me you like cloi." this time the word dear did not bother her. 

chapter 2 the prize ceremony

cloi went to class as usual. when she went to the mess hall for lunch clair found her n said, "i need your medal! will you trade it for the pet prize?" clair paused. cloi felt confused again. she wanted the pet very much but had planned to give her medal to andi! when cloi hesitated clair added, "you dont expect me to take care of a rabbit do you? please trade with me."

the lov for a pet won so she agreed. mrs. mak announced, "now we will give the prizes to the winners. everyone at that table, line up to get your trophies while i  call the winners." the kids at the table nearest her, left their food and lined in a neat strait line by the big carton. perry peterson the principle stood giving out the small metal gilded trophies.

mrs. mak continued, "first prize of the random raffle is: "andrea amawo! let's hear hands for her" a few teachers clapped lamely but only for a moment because no kid was clapping. one brat whispered loudly "random?" andi walked from the second grade table towards the teacher mrs. mak who said "not you, sweety, andrea won." 

a few kids giggled very nervously. andi was wearing dark denim jeans and a black t-shirt with some band written on it in red and orange flaming letters. his sneakers were worn out from much running and climbing trees. his very short black hair was almost completely covered by the sports cap with the team *she had loved since age 3: mets.

she went to a baseball game, mets versus red sox, for her first time in new york, before moving to santa anna california, where most kids, including cloi, liked the san francisco team. mrs. mak was starting to panic, "andrea? where are you? i guess we will go to the second place winner." finally andi reached mak and said "please may i see the name on the paper?" 

mak handed it to him. andi spelled, "a-n-d-i is written here. not andrea." mak was suddenly pale! she looked at perry who pointed at andi so she gave him the gift certificate for the toy shop. "thank you missus mak!" andi said in a very fake hi pitched girly voice. laughter exploded. that was a good one! he swished his baseball cap n bowed to mak.

perry saw mak was still dizzy so she, oops he, announced, "second prize..." and chanted, "...i-i-i-is". he paused and stared at mak. maria mak, who was a first grade teacher as i hinted above! hence her interpretation of andrea and her expectation for the winner as she remembered andrea... read the next name:

she exclaimd "clairey klows!" in an excited tone. clair and cloi stood at the same time as planned. they both funneled in toward the path between the two rows of lunch tables. many students led by charli chelsea started a long boo-oo-oo-oo! they bood. her brother, in clair's class shouted "cheaters!" more kids joined the booing! 

together the pair came to mak. mak stammered again trying to say "ssss" like sorry dear not you... but the second surprise of 2 kids and the booing piled on the first shock, was just too much! clair had planned to say she was trading with her sister, but seeing poor mak in shock, she extended her hand for the pet shop certificate. 

mak smiled very weakly n handed it to clair. cloi simply said, "i am cloee". mak looked at the name. She lifted the medallion and handed it to cloi. but to cloi's horror, clair grabd it! cloi felt confused again because she remembered writing to andi that she would give the medal like a trade. mak also protested, "hey! dont bully your sister! you got the certificate!" 

clair handed the paper to cloi and reminded cloi, "this is what you told me, you prefer." cloi recovered and jumpd and shouted, "yay i can get a gerbil now!" this is why that day cloi came home even happier.

chapter 3 a fortunate event

as soon as they came home mom moxin was waiting on the sofa ready to take cloi to the pet shop, as she had read in the text message ap. clair n cloi put their rolling packs in their shared room in the home. clair jumped to lay on her bed and switched on the huge widescreen flat screen qled 85 inch tv! cloi ran to the home door.

mom was already there ready. "which pet do you want, dear?" asked moxin. cloi answered, "i want a gerbil, and gerbil food and a runner wheel and a water bottle and..." cloi paused to open the door of the  hybrid car. she felt in her jeans pocket that the thik paper card was still there. mom walkd around the car and opened the driver side.

"i am plugged in" announced the car. mom came to the wall in the garage and unplugged the charger. next she carried the cord to the car and pressed the button. like a vaccuum cleaner cord it sucked in the cord and rolled it. when mom sat in the driver seat, the voice continued, "i am charged 78% you can drive 94 miles out and back."

"that does not help me!" moaned mom. as if in reply the car continued, "please enter your destination." cloi was ready with her card and read the address to patty pets on virgin street. mom entered the number and street name so the map showed the list of similar streets only virgin and surgeion were options. mom tapd virgin. 

the map showed the destination quickly calculated the possible driving paths and which was preferd at this time and situation. then the map flashed several crooked lines from the destination to the home... like the boat in the james bond film! just to be cool and show it was thinking. finally it selected a recommended route.

cloi tapd the remote control that opened the garage door. it clacked up. mom slowly and carefully backed out of the home parking garage.  she continued rolling down the tar driveway almost to the sidewalk. as the car beeped a warning. the gps map showed a kid on a bike on the sidewalk nearing the driveway.

mom let it pass. she looked at the screen and looked out the back and continued over the pavement to the street. the car announced in 17 seconds back up. mom watched on the screen as cars wizd by in both directions. she complained, "when will we hav thos eflying cars that i can just float up and spin and see?" 

"never" replied cloi realisticly. as the timer reached 3... 2... 1... mom looked at the space between the moving cars and looked behind her out the glass windows. "go" suggested the car. mom reversed n swung out back, car rear first, into the near lane going south. she stopd and changed to drive as the steer spun strait.

as a car neared behind her the car urged "go." so she pressed the pedal and shot southward. the car announced "recalculating". it had assumed the driver would go to the far lane and go north! but mom was worried about the approaching cars and chose the nearer lane! this almost caused a crash because the south bound car was near!

chapter 4 the computers compensated for human errors

the computer had calculated she would back beyond the near lane before turning, only being the in the near lane for a moment with more time until the north bound car came near! it was a crismas miracle coupled with the smart car that was driving south that had sensed the hybrid backing in to the lane and slowing, as programmed.

even before the driver realized he needed to press the brake pedal, it had computed the distance to the danger and to the car behind it, the follower, and calculated a slowing, while shining the brake lyt to the follower. the driver saw the car backing into the south lane, and felt the slowing so slammed the brakes. the computer ignored this due to the following vehicle.

this prevented a "3 car pile up". in the 1990s 3 cars would have crashed due to these human errors and at that speed 25 miles per hour, or worse... if humans chose the speed, at least 3 deaths! luckily the computer bridged, meaning compromising the will of the driver with accurate distances and rates of speed even disobeying the panicked humans.

the follower lacked a smart computer but seeing the brake lights in time and obeying the distance rule allowed him a chance to slow too! mom obeyed the computer where to turn and the car automaticly controled the speed based on the limits of each street and the cars nearby. "go faster" urged cloi. mom saw the safe speed and pressed the pedal. 

the car compromised adding to the speed until the limit but then ignoring the pedal. dam cussed mom, who was used to speeding a bit more than the limit in her previous car. after following the turns and ways they came to the patty pet shop. operated by mr. and mrs... mcpattrik. the parking lot was just a wide driveway.

rows of cars had already parked along both sides. mom told the car park here. the computer took over. it slid very near a car  on the ryt side... mom winced as she looked across and over cloi. but cloi said "3 inches" to calm her mom. then it backed into the spot in precision parallel parking as if the steer had turned at the ryt moment!

cloi opend the door and she was at the curb just one inch away a precision almost no human could park. the pair enterd the pet shop. moxin askd the clerk, "where do you keep gerbils?" alas! the clrek answerd "sorry we sold out of gerbils last month. we did not order any because people prefer rabbits and dogs." cloi was already looking at the various pets.

the glass terrariums with snakes, that were knocking their heads sideways repeatedly on the glass at the hamsters between them. the terrified hamsters were squeezed in the center away from their water bottle that was sadly completely full. how unfortunate for them! cloi gleefully shouted "gerbils!" mrs. patty said, "nope."

"we will take one of those and a glass cage", mom said. mrs. patty explained, "are you sure you want hamsters?' cloi nodded and blurted out "two of those!" mom corrected her, "just one" then to patty, "how much for the glass case and one gerbil?" the clerk who was their son pete mcpatrik said "a glass case is 75$"

when mom's eyebrows shot up, he added, "a wire cage is 55$ one gerbil is free with the cage the second is 10$. a clear plastic case is 45$ not including the gerbil for 15$ each". cloi looked sadly at the gift certificate for 50$ it would pay for most but how much was mom willing to add? and what about the run wheel and the water bottle?

so unfortunate.

chapter 5 claws claus

cloi handed the card to moxin and asked "how much are you willing to add?" mom blurted out the question "ADD?" an awkward silence stretched... only the clock ticking tap tap... but the sales clerk did not miss a beat! "cats do not need a cage you know." mom looked at cloi almost begging. cloi felt very confused again.

she had wanted gerbils! call them hamsters that did not matter! just those cutees! the ones there! then all her hopes had shattered when she won the stupid bronz medal. then she had hope when clair offerd to trade and now just when the gerbils were in reach and she had the card and saw the gerbils the price was too much!

so unfortunate. cloi was speechless. the slick salesman offerd, "come look at the cats". finally cloi woke up and said, "yes i want to see an orange cat but sir?" she paused. pete said, "what?" cloi suggested, "please move the snakes near each other so these poor gerbils can take a drink" she begged.

for the first time pete and his mom noticed the gerbils squeezed in the center. they had not learned that the glass kept the snake away. or had, but the snakes had not learnt!  pete slid the glass case by the wall outward and lifted it. mrs. mc slid the gerbil cage to the wall. finally pete put the snake case between the cages.

now the snake was where the gerbil cage had sat. the snake inside turned to the other side and continued tapping its head on the glass diving at the gerbils... who fled to the wall where the water was and finally could drink. one hamster got there first and started gluggin the water the other tried to climb to the water too! on its room mate!

mrs. mc reached in and lifted the first hamster. and scolded it "you drank some but you need to share with your room mate too!" the other hamster drank some for the first time since the gerbils by the wall were sold yesterday! then the snake case took its place! satisfied they walked across to to the rows of cages with dogs and cats.

mom offerd, "you can hav a little kitten if you want." cloi argued, "i dont want a baby one." luckily they found a fluffy cat with hair that was brownish orange. the sign by it said "cats only 25$ one week left until sleep." the cage beside it with two black cats had a sign "cats 35$". cloi said "i want the orange one!" always the slick salesman now he said...

"the carrying case is 15$" in chorus cloi and moxin shouted "sold"! the total was 40$. moxin added "and ten dollars worth of cat food." mr. mc now got involved, "do you want wood slivers or crystals for the litter box?" mom looked sad. "honey, we will save up and get you gerbils in a few months." mr. mc wanted the sale.

he could not wait because in one week they would put the old cats to sleep to make room for the new strays. the city only gave one month budget for food for each stray. he offered. "how about 20$ for the cat, 15$ for the carry case and one litter box with a bag of wood slivers for 15$" the girls chorused "sold!"

and that is how cloi claus got her cat who she named "claws claus". the surprise was... this orange cat had belonged to a magical dwarf and could speak and knew magic just like santa claus! and clair claus and cloi claus too! so they would have some fun adventures in the following chapters!

chapter 6 andi and  cloi

just then in the pet shop, clois cell phone rang. it was andi calling!

andi said that her older bro would drive to clois home to go to the toy shop first before eating. conveniently the pet shop was in the same mall as that toy shop! so changing the order meant that cloi already was in the destination. andi askd, what will you do while you wait?" cloi answerd "i will do a claus pause!" 

andi giggled gently but ma said "those lame puns are just like sant a and his claus flaws."

 T.B.C.

 


Wednesday, May 22, 2024

Silmarillion summary

introduction: Silmarillion is a very complicated book with many strange names and details. it is very difficult to follow so a summary is useful.  The Silmarillion has five parts: 1, Ain', creation + Melkor made trouble. 2, Val', about the angels. 3, Que', history befor the First Age n during it. 4, Ak' age 2 history. 5, Rings, age 3 about Rings of Power. 

terms: angels Ainur include Valar and lower Maiar, created by ilu'

__c1, a creator=c first made angels. c' told them, "we will sing music together to generate the world so each one will contribute its potential." [heresy because bible said creation was "very good" so need pure, only god, but maybe genesis is a bad book. did jesus ever say by name that it was a good book? never.] 

the most powerful angels was Melkor but even he failed to generate anything. while singing he injected his ideas into the music, changing from the chorus plan. many of them stopped singing or sang with Melkor. c' ordered, "change the music to a new theme." Melkor changed the music to his different theme. c' ordered: stop.

Their music generated the world. c' allowed them to shape the world to their visions n go down into it. Many angels, including Melkor, came into the world. they used their powers to shape it. they changed chaos into the world. some ruled the wind, waters, and ground. they overcame even Melkor the most powerful. 

Melkor started to destroy their products but faild. [c2 Val'] in the world were seven Lords and their seven Queens all were angels. one, who rules the wind and weather was c's favorite. so c appointed him king, the first king of earth. His queen, Varda helpd those who cried from the darkest places. Elves praise her. 

the Lord of Waters was his closest frend. the lord of dirt shaped the land. he often battled against Melkor because almost as strong. his queen ruled animals n plants. 2 keep spirits, but 1 of them holds dead Elves in chambers until reviving in another body. one can see the future except secrets. 

his queen weaves  history into "tapestries that adorn" her palace. one care for the living. one turns grief to wisdom. One left Middle-earth. his queen opens flowers. The lower angels called Maiar are servants to the higher angels. One masters the sea. Melkor corrupted other angels.

3 [first chapter of q] angels battled Melkor in the First War. a guy joined the war. his anger caused Melkor to flee. angels caused order in the world.

מס T.B.C.

Monday, May 20, 2024

film "siege" summary

siege 1998

in Saudi Arabia, during peace, a bomb killed U.S. troops. in a desert, goats stopd a car. troops killd the driver n abducted the guilty Sheik [for trial? later we see no trial. but also not assassinate danger]. in New York City, cops came to a bus with hostages. a bomb inside it exploded... it was a paint bomb so nobody died. 

an FBI guy tony the traitor came. later, tony came to an Airport for a guy carrying major money. the claim was "for a wedding dowry" but people lie so they followd the "mule". he noticed an agent so he dropd the money case and ran. that agent got the money while tony drove to chase until mule climbed over a fence and escaped in a red van.

tony learnt that the mule was held by CIA in a house. tony's FBI team raided it n arrested a CIA gal (who was secretly muslim). tony asked her about terrorist there. She refused to answer. guess why? in a car, tony his fbi partner, h' and the gal argued. they got called to another hostage bus. suicide bombers wore bombs.

the trio came among cops n firetrucks due to expecting a bomb. snipers aimed. "tony told th terrorists", while h' translated in arabic, "your complaint surely is not with children. free them please".  tony dond a *sheild vest. again the secret muslim hid her info about terrorists. 

kids came out causing a bit of *releif. the terrorists had let all six kids free. tony said "take me as a hostage for what you want, but free them all or the ones too old for soldiers" [note young first because they will probably live more years than old will live] people were surprised the terrorists did not accept to take him as a hostage.

after all did they not want hostages to demand something? the bus doors opend again. as the older people climb down... the *releif got destroyed... to everybody's horror the terrorists did their only goal: kill people. before the old can get to a safe distance, the terrorists killed everyone with the bombs. the bus exploded in a flaming fireball. 

despite the perimeter, tony and others got injured by shrapnel. tony was very emotional about the many deaths. he orderd to pressure informants, n suspects. his nose injury reopend n started bleeding. He got a name from the carrier courier. they found the student visa sponsored by a professor at a College. elise slept with a guy.

A General told tony "the Sheik is dead." FBI learnt about an owner who rents to guys who pay cash and eat pizza. when they expect a za, fbi delivered it with a team. inside a guy who spoke arabic to his partners, opend the pizza box. this exploded a smoke grenade that knocked him down. in this distraction they raided! 

an agent smashed the door. they enter with guns yelling "fbi". Two Arab terrorists did not cooperate. they shot at the "law" who fired back. the guy stood up in the crossfire. the team killed the pair. the suspicion was correct. they found explosives. they celebrated that they stopd the terrorists. 

later, the team was at a bar. tony danced with the gal until they heard a bomb. it was at a Theatre.

nx t.b.c.

Sunday, May 19, 2024

phil future reminder list

FUTURE FIL with gadgets  

Production Code 101 v

phil Tutord Keely to teach her math. she was accepting despite felt ashamed that he was not in her group. Pim got elected chalk monitor.

__future 22nd century gadgets or items

Cheezeola: cheese cola, a future flavor. 

Homework Helmet: an eye visor for kids to see scool lessons.

Scanylizer: showed n gave clothes for kids.

Spray Food: food formed from foam: brownies etc.

Time Machine: it travels time but broke. it hid as a common craft. 


102, v Phil used a gadget to seem athletic and competed. Pim hid his secret.

gadgets: Nose Mold Kit: made a nose for Phil to unlock the gadgets. 

Penny Missil: A small device that propels anything it was stuck to. 

Ultra Sonic Laser Light: cleans plates.

103 v Phil n Keely cheer for a game until she told her mom the truth.

104, v Phil added a toe due to four toes, like future people. while he crushed "toe-ma-toes" barefoot, his new toe fell off. Keely found it so he exposed the unbeleivable secret that he came from the future.

limb maker kit: it made a toe.

105 v phil's family found A Caveman in their home and try to get rid of him. Pim slept over at a class mate.

106, v Phil used a gadget to seem deformed, to cause a girl to stop liking him. her love overcame that. Pim joind the student band.

D.N.A. Scrambler: it can change somebody's appearance.

107 v Phil's science project used new tec. Phil's dad distracted the gard so he can take out the part.

Cinespecs: sunglasses that show videos.

Milk Engine: it is fueld by milk. in 2075 oil ran out so it got invented.

108 v Phil videod for a scool project, but was too demanding. his pals fled! he copied himself. Pim competed in fast walk. 

gadget: it can make copies of people

109 v when Pim got bullyd at *scool, Phil helpd her face a bully, whose older brother b' got angry at Phil. Phil learnt that b lost his beloved rabbit n used tec to make a copy rabbit that he gave. fan fiction: the bully said "you cant replace the one i loved" n hit him anyway. pim used tec to zap the bully. the sister returned and pushed pim so phil used his tec to zap that bully. both bullies appear in prison where they grow to adult like the ager. they say we don't belong here! the cop replied "that is what everyone said."

gadget: it can make a rabbit

110 v Phil's pa wanted to celebrate a future festival. Phil got invited to a party.

Laser Squash kit: a glove to throw and hit a laser lyt ball against a wall like handball 

111 v at scool when a gal, d' askd about Keely's crush, T, phil used tec to appear like t, to see what she wanted. d' kissd "t" indicating they were close so cheating on Keely. Phil warnd her who accused him of jealous lies, to break them up. Pim lied that Debbie's crush "hit on 

me" to break them up. it worked. later keely saw D kiss T, who said "did i ever say we were exclusive?". k' apologized to Phil.  

Instamorph: it can scan and transfrom someone to look like the one scanned.

112 v Keely used Phil's gadget to seem age 25. they helpd a teacher regain his dating confidence.

New Ager: it can change the age of people n plants.

113 v Phil wanted an upgrade for his sky-ak jet. he can hav it if he "fills in phils in" for his parents by watching Pim all weekend, but she did mischif!

skyak it is like a jet kayak that can fly in the sky

114 v Phil and Pim try to prevent dad singing odd old songs in scool again. gadget: it made a copy of pa.

115 v Phil heard Keely sing. except for him, she had stage fright. even at home she was too shy to sing for a few people. Phil used tec to shrink n wait on the mic to encourage her. this helpd until She swung the mic stand, so Phil *flyd.

116 v team, Phil got threatened! his family can't return to the future unless he will do pranks.

117 v Phil and Keely do a dog care job. gadget: it translated animal talk.

118  v Phil came to 2nd grade for writing n met a jerk. he learnt that the jerks camera, Tanner's little brother's camera, that was on his helmet, recorded his embarrassing moments in 2nd grade. phil tryd to get the tape back by climbing to his room in Tanner's house but faild. at scool morning announcements Tanner showd phil's embarrassing moments! Tanner's little brother came and told Tanner's embarrassing things: he had cryd at the petting zoo, last week, because a goat touched him. tanner learnt his lesson!

119 v Debbie was a cyborg who enslave kids to make cupcakes insted of the halloween party. Phil said to eat the cupcakes so it overheated from stress ending the slavery. future item: the cyborg

120 bull v Phil used a gadget to hide what he did to a bull. Pim pretended Curtis was her dad for a parent conference.

121 v Phil was controlled by Curtis due to a gadget that swapd personalitys. Phil acted uncivilized at Alice's event until she dumpd him. 

gadget: it can swap personality.

start trek ng 1987 reminder list

 Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987) S1

e1 in d, in 2364 picard met a superpower guy. its crew visited a magical base that they freed.

e2 The crew got ill like kirk crew but treatment failed. how heal?

e3 a leader wanted a crew lady so she dueld.  

e4 picard chased *theivs. both crafts, got trapd. how escape?

e5 d flew too far, so how return?

e6 a thing controld crew and craft computers. it controld picard to take it home.

e7 a crew teen did a minor crime where they punish by death penalty. how will they save him.

e8 Picard got back his craft but a mind control device controld him.

e9 a craft crewman got powers  n saved the crew from death even reviving 2 dead.

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dr. who 1968 summary season 7 n 6 bw

 who 1968 S6 bw

E1 doc came t a planet t relax. a guy pland t change this inhabited planet into radioactive fuel. p2 Doc n Jamie got captured. 3 Zoe got captured. Doc n Jamie escaped from robots. 4 Doc got captured again. p5 they freed doc n battled robots and took the bomb to save the inhabitants.

S7

7.1.1 Doc came to Earth followed by orbs. 2 Doc tryd to escape from the hospital. 3 a guy escaped from the clothing doll factory. 4 doc and Liz used a device to kill the attackers.

7.2.1 Doc came to see staff.  2 Doc learnt tall reptiles are in caves. a guy shot at a reptile man. 3 Doc searchd for guys. 4 troops raided the caves. 5 doc made frends with a reptile leader. a scientist infected a guy with a virus. 6 the virus spread. a "rebel reptile replaced" his leader "who he had" killed. 7 Liz distributed the cure for the virus. Doc cooperated with reptiles until liz, saved humanity by overloaded the generator, as instructed so the devices broke.

7.3.1 contact with a Mars Probe got lost. doc said that its signals were by space aliens. 2 Doc decoded the signal. 3 doc got trapd. 4 Liz got captured. Doc realized the plot. 5 Doc got prevented from searching space for the missing astronauts. 6 Doc met with an alien but got captured. 7 Doc built the communicator. an officer escaped and took control of the place where doc was forced to cooperate. doc sent the powerful aliens to free their pal to prevent war.

7.4.1 Doc learnt about deep drilling. 2 Doc's gadget got ruind. 3 Doc came to a parallel Briton where a dictator ruled. 4 Doc got imprisoned. 5 The first tragedy was as predicted. 6 the earth was doomed. a guy threatend, using a gun, for doc to take him to safety but a lady killd the theaten-er. 7 Doc came home. how stop the same tragedy in our world?

Friday, May 17, 2024

healing bones

a young man named comc cehn wrote his magical story: on a sunny day, comc came out to sit in the sun. his stone home stood on the southern side of a high hill. C.C. felt annoyed by the wind. he wonderd: his parents must have also been born but from who and where? nobody had told him when he had asked.

later, age 5, he wrote a chart without names: just his own name comc at the bottom of a page. after that he added two parents. above each one he wrote their two parents. he showed the chart to his pa and asked: "what names?" pa replied, "i dont want you to call me by my name so you cant know it." comc argued "what about your parents' names?' 

pa explained "both my ma and pa didnt want ME to call THEM by name so they told me, "you cant know it." ma added, "my parents too!" pa suggested to write "men and women" for six parents. so comc started writing that as his history. he asked where. his parents said that that is enough, just go play. so he never knew who nor where! 

he felt frustrated n walkd toward his tall arched blue door. before he came to the it, sefga appeared by magic, blocking his path. sefga had brown eyes and gray hair. the wizard said "i have an urgent mission for you". comc wanted his calm life so refused. sefga said, "i am a wizard" so comc demanded proof. dugg asked "what can i do that would convince you?"

comc said "nothing can convince me. i dont even know your name". wiz replied "call me dugg. I know you are lying and are already convinced by my *appeirence here." comc argued that regardless he wont want any mission. dugg claimed it was not even dangerous. comc argued that he did not know his parents names.

 dugg offerd a deal: to use magic to know, if on condition you help with the things important to me then i will help the things important to you. cc invited the wizard in for a drink. dugg sat and waited as he the host served chewy cheese chunks with fresh baked bread. they drank tea. dugg explained that many animals that he loved very much, were injured. 

he found them moaning and dragging themselves with broken bones! he needed help caring for them and defeating whatever harmed them. comc argued "aha so you are NOT a wizard or else you could heal them all easily". dugg explained that he found a few at a time but too many to heal alone because  he also needed time to find the cause.

he wanted to stop whatever injured the animals. cc strained brain for an excuse to stay home... and suggested "use magic to conjure all the wounded animals nearby to your hospital, that would save time insted of following the moans." dugg agreed that was part of the plan. he would teach magic to comc. "i appoint you willy wizard...

"you will gather them and fix the broken bones. i will find the cause." ww agreed to study magic. "then i wont need this," said dugg, as he spilld a potion on the wood floor. oh no! the potion was ruining  the wood planks on the floor, over the dirt. a loud hissing, louder than a big group of snakes, was rising from the wood.

smoke-snake spirald  up as the potion ate the wood and soaked into the mud. dugg waved his wand at the damaged wood. the wood began to change color to a *bryt wyt stone slab n grew over the hole and attached with the plank beside it. the wyt spread even under their feet. red rugs magicly flew in  despite the closed window.

they floated throo the glass like it was dry water. while the rugs floated, tile piles lined in rows on the floor, in each room, from the center, row by row until the walls. dugg widened the floor area so a full tile would fit on each of both sides n stretching the supports for the roof. this repeated in each of the three guest rooms.

in the kitchen and dining room tiles tiled. finally rugs landed in the bedrooms. dugg said, "we must help the poor animals." c was too astonished to say anything but nodded. dugg put his wand in the narrow pocket inside his broad beryl cloth cloak. his pointy hat did not match due to its cobalt blue color. suddenly...

d grabbed c's hand, said a hex and they were outside! comc gasped. next dugg said a different powerful charm and the windy day... intensified! wind lifted them a few feet up and blew them southwest between trees that gracefully swung their low branches aside for their passage. dugg commented "brooms are for broads". 

soon they arrived at the small simple hut that dugg had built without magic. he explained, "i wanted to invite you as soon as i realized how vast the problems were. i needed to wait until the elves sent a more powerful wand." comc asked "what is a wand?" dugg explained: "an elf is a magical creature. the hair of an ELF is the power.

"the variety of elf descendants defined which type of tree they would use. this was from a branch from an oak that was split, hollowed and reattached around the long brown elf hair. dugg gave c the more powerful wand and explained that he already prepared the books with the hexes and charms. comc walked "timidly to the table".

it was by the west window. beside it was a miniature bed- its length the size of a chair so comc sat on the bed. he lifted the powerful wand. comc felt the energy of the magical creature, the elf, wrap his whole arm. he started to feel love toward this wand... until dugg awoke him and said,  "the books are already open to the relevant pages." 

heavy polished paper weight stones kept the page open- preventing from closing or turning. comc read the hexes and the meaning and the instructions. he saw the summon spell. when he started to speak the spell which was a rhyme, "gusts of wind..." dugg interrupted and yelled to STOP because he was still indoors and did not learn enuf nor practice. 

comc memorized one spell from each book then walked outside. dugg stood by a window watching. a "*peice o' hut" from his home sat on the ledge. comc elevated the elven wand and slowly and dramatically chanted, "gusts of wind, broken bones" rhyming: "bring them in, by this home." 

dugg moaned, "you said it wrong, you will need to practice without a wand..." but dugg got interrupted! sounds whizzd from all sides! the powerful wand had sucked all the broken bones, with their host! many rabbits and other small animals, flew n came n landed in rows. comc knew the other rememberd rym.

he spoke a spell. "broken bones, straighten straight! you regrow, when i wait." dugg bit his tong not to protest, and hoped it would suffice. the sound of crackling snapping bones that he expected never came, instead the bones GREW to the correct shape. the happy hoppers were free to roam again. they scattered between trees. 

dugg was satisfied and left n searchd for the bears who were harming his beloved beasts. comc imagind a great bat'l: many bears swung slaps at the wizard, but the "wiz's *weppin wins!" comc simply repeated the hexes pulling various types on the wings of wind. the simple spells grew the broken bones together until finally the largest of the deer came.

the last charm failed. a yellow golden flash popd from the wand instead of bringing injured animals, so he knew all were healed. dugg returned and explained that a few big bears were competing: who could step on more! dugg flew n changed all of those bears to stone statues. last he crumbled each statue to dust.

last comc used magic to see the real story of the genesis of life and various life forms. he was surprised science had guessed wrong about random mixed  chemicals.

Monday, May 13, 2024

the exciting ending of book ring

 fellowship, Summary ring the exciting ending of Book 1 C9:

in an inn's drink chamber, Pippin drank too much beer after supper, n told strangers, "i celebrated at a big birthday party." he told them about the party. Frodo stood on a table and interrupted his story by singing. others joined the song. frodo fell off the table n from habit slid on the MAGIC ring... so he vanishd.

They all stopped singing and were quiet in shock. he came to a corner, reappeard n claimed "i rolled here." Merry rested in the room before a stroll outside. the rest of Frodo's fellowship=ff returned to the bed room. Strider followd ff, n in the bed room he talked [10] to the trio about the Dangerous Black Riders!

he warnd not to trust strangers. sam didnt trust strider either. innkeeper knockd n gave an old letter to Frodo from Gandalf. strider said "if i wanted to hurt you i already could have, so trust me." Merry returnd from walking, n reported that he saw a Black Rider. Strider advised that they arrange pillows to seem like they are in bed.

ff came to the parlor n prepared to sleep. Strider kept watch. at Frodo’s new house dark shapes [11] neared the front gate. a guy saw so fled out the back. three Black Riders broke in but frodo was not there. at the inn, Strider woke the hobbits who came to the bedroom n saw that their beds got slashed. also, all their ponies were gone! 

FF purchased a pony at an unjustly hi price and on it rode away. soon, Strider led them into the forest so the riders can't see. they came to a Marsh. they sloshed throo it for three days with bug bites and wet feet. lAter they came to a hill. They saw a symbol carved in a rock n hints of a camp where they rested. they climbed the hillside. 

around a fire, Strider told them old legends and sang about the prettiest Elf princess. "she loved a Man so chose to lose her long life, for him." Suddenly, dark shapes came. Merry and Pippin dropd down. Frodo slid on the Ring so he saw those shapes had pale faces n swords. one wearing a crown rode up the hill.

it jumped off the horse n attakd Frodo with a knife. Frodo stabd at this king's legs but got stabd in his shoulder. Strider ran holding a burning log in each hand. Frodo felt icy pain and slid off the Ring as he fainted. Frodo awoke [12] so they told him, "We saw shadows rushing until you vanishd. soon you appeared laying on the ground." 

Strider had successfully chased The Black Riders away. Strider examind Frodo’s wound in the fire lyt, n saw the dropd knife. Strider left and returnd carrying heal leaves. He put them on Frodo’s wound. at dawn, Strider led them down and south across the road into a forest. They hear two shrill cries but from afar. 

frodo weakend as days of riding passd. Strider saw  a pale green elf-stone on the path. A few days later, they saw the three trolls that the sun turned to stone when uncle Bilbo got captured by them. They obey gandalf's old letter so journeyd towards elf town so they rode on the road. They hid due to the sound of hooves. danger? 

an Elf came on his white horse to greet them. They lifted Frodo onto his  horse. Glorfindel reminded Frodo, "you are the 1 with  the ring that the Black Riders want." as he rode, Frodo dreamt dark nightmares ff traveld until exhausted. later they left the forest. the horse, with Frodo, fled the dark riders! 

four other Riders tried to ambush him. they jumped out from behind trees that were by a river. the horse carryd Frodo across the river. The Black Riders strted riding across the river... frodo was helpless and weak from his wound. three of the Riders neard frodo! suddenly water rose, rushing and toppling the riders who got washd away.

end b1

Wednesday, May 8, 2024

dramatization of moses life

 moses led jews out of egypt. what was his story?

chapter 1 moses birth

on a hot nyt, Moses was born like a miracle in less than one hour. that nyt his parents hid him [2.2] in a basket [2.3] covered with clay beside the river because of a decree: "all the males born, throw into the river [1.22] to drown to death." see endnote. His sister stayd n watched from far.

that morning the princess [2.5 the dautr of pharo but no name to show none of the pharos just a lesson fable] came to bathe. she heard crying [2.6] so she sent her maid to bring the basket [2.5]. She opened it and saw the baby. his sister asked princess, “will I bring a milk lady to feed the baby?” 

"go,” she answered. she did that and led their mother. princess ordered her, “feed this baby for me, and I will pay you [pay a slave? maybe before slavery and the order was bad].” she obeyed and took the baby home. he stopped milk so she took him to princess.

then the king decreed slavery. slave masters oppressed israel to build cities using brick and mortar. they made israel bitter with difficult labor and with all kinds of work in the fields. Egyptians harshly made them work. Moses grew to age 40 n came to see the suffering. He saw an egyptian beating a hebrew. he thout the hebrew would die.

Moses saved his life by killing the egyptian. then he fled out of the country to midian. he worked as a sheperd. Moses awoke early. he milked a few goats and carefully cooked hard oats in the fresh goat milk for breakfast for his young wife and their two sons, while they got dressed. then the boys sat with ma who was showing the boys how to read. 

moses left and askd the sheep gard. "how is your family?" 

"my parents are still very ill" answerd the gard. moses led his family's sheep [3.1] away from home n up a low grassy mountain. the herd climbed easily each sheep on 4 legs but he had trouble and almost fell, if not for his wooden staff. near the top he saw a blazing flame. in his dream: a fire, red and gold was burning on a thorn bush but did not burn it down. 

he *thout it must be burning down so he neard to look closely at the wood to see if it was burning down. he realized it was god's angel that had appeared there, it was not a fire. moses bowed down to god. 

chapter 2 437 -60

t.b.c.

endnote: before moses was born his mother was pregnant and was a slave so the slave driver saw she was pregnant. she knew she would get noticed when she gave birth she will get thinner! for saving the baby they dug under their floor for an hour each nyt so they can hide the baby while they were slaves during the day. in a few months they had a room underground.

on a hot nyt, her birthing started. this was not her first birth and like a miracle he was born in less than one hour. they hid him in the room underground and fed him. in the morning they sent the toddlers 3 year old n 4 year old to scool and came to the slavery job. the slave driver asked what happened to the pregnancy?" uh oh!

for saving his life she lied that he died. while she worked as a slave, they searched the home in case she lied but miraculously did not find the hidden door to the room underground. but they heard the baby cry and dug and found him the end. okay that did not work. moses was born before the decree of slavery.

the decrees were :

a new Egyptian king said, “the Israelite nation are many.  they will increase. if a war starts they will join our enemies, fight against us and leave the country [1.10]. bring me the Hebrew birth nurses." when they came he ordered, “When you are helping the Hebrew women during childbirth, if the baby is a boy, kill him [1.16 so they think it died during birth].” 

They feared God so the boys lived. king summoned the nurses and asked them, “Why have you let the boys live?” They answered Pharaoh, “Hebrew women are not like Egyptian women; they are vigorous and give birth before the midwives arrive.” so king decreed to egyptians to drown every Hebrew boy that is born. 

only later did the king decree slavery written out of order in 1.11. slaves less than 80 years. or at the time of the search moses was sleeping and did not cry until after they left.

Tuesday, May 7, 2024

YEG END

 עברו ימים והגיעו לגבול הממלכה. מתי כעבור תשעה ימים בשיט בנהר אז שמעו על ההצלחות ועל ההפסדים.

בכול הערים הצליחו חיילי ייג לתפוס את הערים של הגבול ולהרוג את חכמיהם אבל בשתי ערים ההפסדים היו גדולים. מאוד 1398 חיילים מתו עד שהרגו שר הצבא שם ונכנע האויב. ובעיר השניה גם הפסד גדול  1312 חיילים וכאשר נכנעו כמעט לא נשאר בית בעיר לשלוט בו מרוב השריפות. עוד בשורות רעות שבארץ הצפון גם נשים היו חיילים ולכן גזר המלך גזרה בכול הערים בגבול.

הערים מנהר ישר עד עשר פרסאות צפון שם יהרגו גם נערים וגם נערות של שנות המלחמה ועוד שנה קודם שנת המלחמה ובארץ ההיא שנערות בת 17 נשלחו. לכן הרגו גם נערות משנת 16 ומעלה עד שנת חמישים שנה אבל נערות ונערים משנת 15 חיו ועסקו בניקיון העיר לשרוף כול המתים וכול מה שהוזק לאסוף ולשרוף ובכך עסקו הנערים לנקות כול עיר והחיילים עסקו בהתחלה.

לא התחילו עדיין במלחמה אלא במניעת מלחמה ומרד ברצח כול חייל אפשרי כדי להפחיד את הנערים ונערות שיחיו ממרד. גם הקימו מחנות ילדים מחוץ לעיר. במחנות שם נערות בנות 15 שמרו וטיפלו בכול הילדים מתינוק ומעלה תחת עיני החיילים להפחיד אותם ממרד ובלי יכולת למצוא כלי מלחמה. עוד עסקו החיילים בכול הערים של הגבול לסדר רחובות רחבים.

פינו בתים לרחובו שתים מצפון לדרום ועוד שתים ממזרח למערב רחובות מעבר רחבים. כול רחוב חמישים רגל רוחב הרחוב לשתי מסילות לצפון וכן לדרום וכן למזרח וכן למערב ובכך עסקו אלפי החיילים להשמיד את הבתים למען רחוב ישר להגיע מהר מצד לצד וכן להגיע לצומת רחוב לתוך אזורי העיר. וכאשר הרחובות היו מוכנות בהתאם לפקודת המלך יצאו החיילים לחזק את החיילים שנשלחו תחילה.

היו מלחמות עזות מלאות דם כאשר אספר בסוף אומנם עוד פקד המלך במחנות הטיפול בילדים לחנך אותם בספרי החוכמה ובשפה של מלכות ייג ולכן הגיעו חכמים בספינות ללמד לשומרי הילדים מה ללמד לילדים. לכן הגיעו 12 חכמים שיצאו מארץ ייג. לכול אחת מהערים  לסדר את הילדים לארבע מחנות לימוד ללמד את האמת המרה שגזר המלך שלהם שנשלח עבדים 

היה נער ששמו צכמם שצעק: "גם משלנו הוא תפס עבדים אבל הסבירו שעבדות היא דבר רע וכאשר נשלוט בכול הממלכה עד נהר הגבול גם נשחרר כול העבדים ותוכלו להמליך מלך חדש משלכם אם יעשה עם מלכינו ברית ולא יעסקו בעבדים. אחרי שהמלך ייג בחר ראשי ערים לשלוט בערי הגבול המשיך המלך ייג עם חייליו להצטרף למלחמה. החיילים המרובים שבאו לחזק הצליחו מהר.

היה די בשלושה ירחים לשלוט בכול מבצרי האויב ולנצח בקרב רק מעט מלחמות נסוגו אבל חזרו לתקוף עד ניצחון ואז כאשר הבטיח לקח את בת המלך לפילגש והרג כול שארית ילדיו ואת אמהותיהם ואת המלך והמלך ייג בחר נער להיות המלך החדש והסכים להסכם שלום ולפעול לשחרר כול העבדים בארצו. המלך החדש נתן מתנה למלך ייג מהאוצר הסודי. משרתי המלך גטיר הביאו מלבנים גדולים של חמר

אחותו של גטיר באה וגם שברה את החמר עד שראו בפנים שהחמר היה מכסה סביב כלי זהב רחב בו תכשיטים יקרים ואבני חן שהיו צפונים בנהר. המלך אמר שהמתנה לאות שלא שלט מלך ייג בארצם רק המליך מלך מארצם לשלוט בהם אז גם המלך ייג רצה לתת מתנה ולכן פקד להביא סל רך מלא פירות מתוקים מהספינות של מזון הצבא שצפו בשפת הנהר. המלך ייג בעצמו הניח את הסל על זרועות המלך החדש.

אמר המלך ייג שהפירות באו מרחוק לתענוג שלי ומשלי אתן לך. התלוננו למלך גטיר החדש שבערי הגבול הרגו כול העיר והנער השיב שזה רק בגול שלא נתקוף אותם יהיה בסדר. כאשר שמע מלך ייג שככה הנער היה נאמן, ואף חמל על עמו לא להמשיך במלחמה הוא אמר שישלח בת שלו  אחת הנסיכות לשאת אותו לאישה עם משרתיה והנער הסכים

הנער גם שמע תלונה על השמדת הבתים לשם רחובות. הנער פקד גם בכול ממלכתו לבנות רחובות רחבים במקום בתים כדי לעבור מהר בעיר מקצה לקצה וממקום למקום מהר. בסוף החיילים רחצו בנהר ישר שנקבע לגבול החדש בין המדינות. חזרו כול הצבא שחיו לארץ ייג ובהגיע המלך ייג שאל את בנותיו מי מהן רוצה להיות מלכה של המלך גטיר וכמה הסכימו לכן המלך בחר אחת קרוב בשנים לשנות הנער.

.היא באה לעיר טגיר לאות חיבור הממלכות אז  נסיכה הביאה למלך ייג את הבן שנולד. האם קראה שמו לצי ואביו הוסיף לשם בנו השם כיש ואמר תודה לאל הגשם. אז באה האם להניק את התינוק. אחרי זמן קצר סיים לאכול האם החזירה אותו לנסיכה לטפל בו כולל לספר סיפורים ולשיר לו ולתת לו כלי משחק וכן עשתה כאילו הבן של עצמה. המלך ייג ביקש מחכמים להביא שבעה ספרים כדי שהיא תקרא לתינוק.

הם הביאו יותר שיבחר שבע וכך בחר המלך שבעה ספרים שבהם 21 סיפורים קצרים עם תמונות צבע. אז באו אב ובנו למלך. האב היה בן 40 ובנו בן 23 שביקש רשות לנסוע לארץ אויב לראות קרובי משפחה ממשפחתו. המלך ייג הביט מבולבל ליועץ שהסביר שאסור לנסוע לארץ אויב פן יצטרף לצבא שלהם ולכן לא נתנו לצאת. אז הבין המלך את השאלה ואמר שאתם בשנים של צבא ותוכלו ללכת כשתגיעו לגיל חמישים.

השואלים כעסו מאוד וצעקו לכן שומרי המלך היכו אותם לעיני המלך. המלך הביט סביב לראות תגובת השומרים ואחד עשה פרצוף שהתנגד למכות ולכן המלך קרא לו והסביר שחייבים לכבד את המלך ולכן יש צורך להרתיע את הצועקים. גם השומר צעק! "אתה אכזרי, והם לא היכו" והמלך שאל מה היית עושה והשומר אמר: לא זה ומכיוון שלא הציע תחליף לכן המלך פקד להביא מצלף.

הצליף גם את המורד הזה שהגן על המורדים ובמצלף להמשיך להכות אותם עד שיבקשו סליחה. כאשר הכיר המלך הם לא ביקשו סליחה והמשיכו להצליף בהם/אותם והמלך ספר חמישים ואז פקד להביא את המורדים לצינוק במרתף. הפסיקו להצליף ומשכו אותם לעמוד והבן היה לוחש משהו ואז מת מהמכות לכן השומר שיקר הוא ביקש סליחה קודם מותו ואז כמנהג שלחו את הגופה של המת לחדר שבסוף היום ישרפו כול המתים של היום כמנהג המקום

השומר כעס וצעק שוב אמרתי לך עכשיו גם רצחת אותו, המלך לא היה רגיל להאשמות ושתק אך היועץ הסביר שהמלך רחמן מאוד כי הציע להם לבקש סליחה ויכול היה להפסיק את המכות אילו רק נכנעו למלך והמליץ למלך שהומר הזה יקבל עונש חמור במיוחד לתללות אותו ראש למטה בצינוק בלי מים ארבע ימים וכן פקד המלך. אז האב התחנן להציל את הקורבן של הגזרה.

המלך ייג הסביר שצריך לכבד את המלכות כי הוא הקובע את הסדר ואז האב כעס ואמר רצחת בני וגם תרצח אותו בלי מים. היועץ הוסיף בצדק ובעונש. והאב המשיך לצעוק ולקלל את המלך והיועץ שאל אם השומר קרוב משפחה של האב ולכן הלך פקד לבדוק ובכול מקרה החליט המלך להעניש את האב לסמל למען יראו לכבד את המלך והאב היה צריך לחפור לעצמו קבר מוקף בשומרים מחזיקים מצלפים 

כצפוי סירב לחפור קבר של עצמו ולכן השומרים הצליפו אותו עד שמרוב כאב נכנע וחפר ובסוף כשהיה עמוק מאוד דחפו את האב לבור שחפר וכיסו עליו את עפר שהוציא לקבור אותו שיחנוק . הסביר המלך למען תראו ותראו ביראת כבוד את המלך . למחרת באו שומרים עם עוד זוג גברים כועסים. המלך שאל למה באתם  והאשימו שמענו אותם קוראים אותך רוצח. המלך הסביר שעונש שונה.

הם התעקשו אתה רוצח שפל האם תרצח גם אותנו כאשר רצחת בקבורה . המלך השיב עדיף לי שתיכנע חי ופגד להביא מצלפים להצליף גם מורדים אלה חמישים פעם וכן עשו ולמרות שביקשו סליחה אחרי חמש מכות פקד המלך . להמשיך כדי שעמו יפחד ממנו. ולמרות שאחד עמד לברוח מהמצלף שומרים החזירו אותו לקבל ענשו. אז באו רועים בויכוח מי ישתמש ראשון במים של באר. 

שבעה רועים טענו הגענו ראשון לבאר אבל הם באו ודחפו אותנו והרחיקו אותנו וצאננו מהבאר. המלך ייג ישב במשפט והקשיב ושאל מה טענתכם. הקבוצה השנייה  של רועים אחרים טענה באנו להשקות צאן ויש לנו מעט אבל להם הרבה וחששנו שלא יישאר מים. הראשונים טענו אם הם ראשון לא יהיה מים לנו וגם הגענו קודם. המלך שפט שאין חשש כי למאוחרים יש פחות צאן.

לכן חיילים ילכו לכפיית המשפט שהקבוצה עם פחות צאן ישקה תחילה. השומרים ציוו לכול הרועים בשתי הקבוצות להביא מים לעדר הקטן כדי למהר להשקות. שומר אחד ראה שהרבה מים נספגים באדמה ואמר שצריך לבנות שוקת להשקות. ראש החיילים הסכים ופקד שכול הרועים בשתי הקבוצות יאספו אבנים להביא ועוד חיילים אספו מהעיר מהשוק שבאו לקנות אך הכריחו אותם לבוא.

הם בנו שוקת מאוד ארוכה של אבן וטיט וסדו בפנים כדי שהמים לא יצאו  ואז העובדים חזרו לשוק והרועים המשיכו להשקות את צאן וחזרו לביתם רועה אחד ביקש שהמפקד יבוא לביתו לאכול. המפקד פגש את אביו ואת אחותו. האב מסר את בתו להיות אשתו. בימי לידה ילדה שני בנים. כשהיו בני ארבעים שנה המפקד מת.

עכשיו אספר על משלחת האוצר

המשך יבוא

EZV leviticus

 intro: EZV means EZ easy to read version of the stories. we know from book acts that jews had a different book from rabbis so i assemble the puzzle to be easier to read.

Leviticus chapter 1-10= "So said God of Israel, you eat the burnt offerings because i did not command killing animals [1.1 prophecy of jeremia. see for yourself chapter 7. but som translation add a word not in original prophecy that is a sin and corruption. just as i quoted.] Abihu n Nadab sons of Aaron put fire in their vessels.

they gave incense that "god did not command." fire [10.2] burnt them dead because we must not do "things that god did not command" for example rabbinic additions and customs. Moses called two men to carry them outside the camp, So they did. Moses told Aaron and his remaining sons "dont mourn nor leave the entrance to the tent." they obeyd. 

on a hot day, an Israelite hit "the son of an Israelite mother and an Egyptian father" [24.10 why distinguish? just say "an israelite" like the fighter! but every word is precise according to tradition. "father not so not israelite". rabbis who would call this a jew by mother are against their own bible that distinguished. surprise?].

the half said god's Name with a curse, "god will hit you". they brought both to Moses. They lokd them until moses would judge. god told Moses, “If someone curses me then punish an eye for an eye [24.20]. put to death Anyone who killd a human." moses told the students. the israelite who hit paid silver to the half. 

the students layd their hands on the pair's heads before all returned home.

end book leviticus and the books attributed to moses.

Sunday, May 5, 2024

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הזמן: במלכות ייג מלך ארץ סובר, בשנת 36 בעידן

המלך ייג היה הרביעי בשושלת ציר, שהתחילה כאשר ציר הרג מלכים והחליף אותם. המלך ייג קיבל את המלכות בשנת שש למלכות אביו שמסר את הממלכה וכתר הממלכתי לבנו ייג. בעת שייג ישב על כס המקושט באבני חן, באולם המקושט ביריעות צבעים, ובידו שרביט זהב ארוך ועל ראשו כתר זהב, היסטוריון הקריא למלך ייג על השושלת. אמר, "ציר היה לוחם מיומן בחינוך של חרב וקשת.

"ידידיו כיבדו אותו ואחד המליץ שיהרוג את המלך של עירם כדי לתפוס מקומו." ייג שאל "בגלל שהיה מלך רע?" ההיסטוריון השיב "רק כי כיבדו את ציר. לכן ציר שלח שליח עם מכתב לטירה. בעת שהורידו את גשר עץ בכניסה, שחסם את הפתח מאחורי תעלת מים ישרה ועמוקה, ידידיו ירו חיצים ורכבו לפנים להעסיק את השומרים. אחריהם רכב ציר המיומן. השומרים היו עסוקים עם ידידיו המיומנים.

"ציר רכב במהירות ועבר עד אולם כס המלכות. בכניסה ירה חץ להרוג את השומר היחיד שעמד בפתח כי השאר רצו להגן מהמתקפה וגם ירה משם חץ להרוג את המלך. אז ציר חיפש את הנסיכים. מצא כמה אחים צעירים שהרג מהר בחרב מעל סוסו עד שמצא את הבן הבכור היורש. חץ ירה לירך הנסיך היורש ואותו סחב עד המרתף וסגר אותו בסוהר. עד שחזר לאולם הכס, ידידיו היו שם.

"הם הצליחו להרוג את כול השומרים וגם להגיע לאולם הכס. שם כבר הרגו את כול היועצים מלבד אחד. כאשר עלה ציר למלוכה באותה עיר פקד על צבא העיר לתפוס עוד ערים. ציר הרג עוד מלכי ערים סך שבע ערים והיה: מלך ציר בכול ארץ סובר. בעת שתפס את העיר השביעית קבע בממלכתו שבעה ימים בשבוע שהתחיל מירח מלא שאחרי הניצחון. ספרו שבועות נוסף על ספירת ירח ממלא עד מלא. 

"ציר הכניס לסוהר את הבן היורש של כול אחד משבעת המלכים כדי שלא יהיה טוען שהוא היורש. ממלכתו הייתה מקשת הרי השלג של שורש נהר ישר, דרומה מזרחה עד הגבעה מהז, ומהעיר שטד על חוף אגם מצב, דרומה מערבה עד העמק של נהר הדרקון ומשם נהר נחש היה גבול מערב בתמונה למעלה.

ההיסטוריון המשיך לספר על השושלת בקצרה: מלכות חאב. "בשנת 8 למלך ציר מסר את המלכות לבנו *חאב. בשנת 2 למלך חאב, צבאו ניצח את העיר קרול בצומת של הנהרות נחש ודרקון. לשם העביר את עיר הבירה, ושינה שמה לשמו חאב בירת ארץ סובר. מאז הוא מלך בשלום כעשרים שנה עד המרד של העיר בסהפה. שר צבא של המלך יוס מאגם אחר ששמו צראם הנהיג את המורדים.

"הצליחו לנצח את שומרי הטירה המלכותית בעיר חאב והשר בא לחדר השינה. אך בעת שחנק בחבל עבה את המלך חאב, באותה עת המלכה דנתר דקרה את השר. בניהם רל ירש את המלוכה. המלך *רל פקד לחקור כול משפחות המלוכה של עשרות הערים שתפסו ציר ובנו חאב, ולהרוג כול זכר מהמשפחות בכול סובר המורחבת. שנה אחרי שנה שכירי חרב חיפשו מצאו והרגו יורשים זכרים.

"אומנם בת היורשת של כול מלך, הביאו למלך רל והיו לו פילגשים. אחרי הגזרה העיקרית גם חיפשו והרגו את כול משפחות אבי יוס ודודי יוס מתינוק עד זקן בנים ובנות כדי שלא יירשו מלכותו. בסוף רוצח שכיר נכנס לארמון מלך יוס ושם הרג את יוס כנקמה על ששלח שר צבאו להנהיג מרד. גם כרת את ראשו ואת ראש אשתו ואז פתח את השער להכניס חיילים שתפסו אחת הנסיכות לשבי.

"גם הרגו כול ילדיו וכול עובדי הארמון כנקמה על ששלח שר צבאו להנהיג את המרד. אלה שמות המלכים ציר הראשון, בנו חאב ובנו רל." כך סיים ההיסטוריון להקריא מספר הזכרונות לשושלת ציר. המלך *ייג קרא למלכות סובר בשם פמול סובר, והוסיף לשמו כן. התואר שלו: המלך ייג פמול מלך פמול סובר. הספר נכתב ביד היסטוריון שבחר את עיקרי הסיפור הזה אבל יתר הפרטים הם בספר דברי הימים של שושלת ציר.

העיד נמדס על ההיסטוריון עצף שנאמן הוא ומספרו העתקתי על השושלת. מלך ייג בן רל אמר לנסיכת יוס, "בחרי להיות מלכה או פילגש." היא בחרה "מלכה" ולכן נשאה למלכה בחתונת פאר לעיני שלטוני ממלכת יוס. אז נכנעו לשלוט תחתיו ובכך שלט גם בכול הממלכה שהייתה של יוס. וכך כתבו בספרי היסטוריה.

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המלך ייג  בחר שרי צבא שאספו חיילים רבים להרחיב את הממלכה עוד יותר. גם מסר כסף לשכירת זרים עבור שרי הצבא. לא עשה כסבו חאב שרצה שלווה, ולכן אחרי שתפס כעשרים ערים הפסיק לשלום בשנה השנית, לשנים עד המרד כנזכר. המלך ייג הבטיח לשרי צבא שכול עיר שתתפוס תהיה שלכם רק תחת שלטונו ולשלם לו מס. הם הצליחו לתפוס ולשלוט בערים סביב. *במזרח תפסו עד המבצר בהר הכחול. וגם את המבצר.

*בדרום תפסו 14 עיירות שהיו שש ערים גדולות ושמונה קטנות מהן ואשר מהקטנות שלש היו מוקפות חומה. *במערב תפסו שלושים וחמשה כפרים ועוד שלוש עשרה ערים מוקפות חומה. וכך רשמו שכולן ממלכת ייג. וכך קבע המלך ייג שם ארצו ארץ ייג שכללה כול הערים וארץ סבור. במלחמה של הר הכחול שר הצבא מסי ושמונה עשרה שרי עשרות בנו  43 מגדלי מצור שהיה רק 5 ימים עד שהמגינים נכנעו.

לסמל כניעתם, הורידו מהחומה את הגופה של שר המבצר שרצחו. מאה עשרים וארבעה חיילים יצאו בלי נשק לבוא לשבי. הם מסרו הספר שבו המקום של אוצר המלכים שהחביאו את הזהב ויתר העושר של מלכי המלחמה של המלך ציר. לפי הפרטים ידע ייג ושלח משלחת להביא את האוצר. הוא טען "כולו שלי בלי ויכוח ובלי ערעור" כי מתו היורשים, והיועץ הראשי הסכים והגיב להכריז "כך מתאים לחוקים."

אחרי סיפור של *סכנות שאספר בסוף, ובסוף שלוש שנים מצאו מטבעות זהב וכסף וגם שריון בזוג המתאים לתאומים. אספו 1638 מטבעות זהב ועוד 2738 מטבעות כסף ועוד 304 ככרות של זהב במלבנים מלבד אבני חן ותכשיטים באלפיהם. הוציאו מהמערה הסודית ובשנה הרביעית הביאו בשיירה של חיילים למלך ייג לתוך עיר הבירה. למנהיג הוא נתן את העודף 39 מטבעות שהם 38 של זהב ואחד כסף וככר זהב.

לעוזרו המפקד המחליט נתן 37 מטבעות כסף וככר זהב. מהעודף של ככרות הזהב נתן עוד ככר זהב לקבוצת המחפשים לחלוקה. הכיכר האחרון מהעודף הקדיש לאל שלו: אל המים והגשם. לכבוד האל שלו בנה מגדל ארוך וגבוה בגובה מאה לבנים כשלושים ושלוש רגל גבוה, ואורכו שש עשרה רגל ברוחב 12 רגל ברגלי המלך ייג. בעצמו ייג משח את המגדל בתערובת חלב עם שמן.

ביקש מאל הגשם, "רפא אנא את הכאב בזרועי שתחזור להיות בריאה" וכן היה. לכן עשה משתה גדול לכבוד אל הגשם שריפא אותו כאשר ביקש. בימי המשתה ענה האל להמטיר גשם והיו שני ימים גשומים. כאשר ראה שדתו נכונה שלח מכתב דחוף לחפש כוהן לדת של אל הגשם ומאז המלך ייג היה מאוד דתי. כוהן ותיק לאל האש, ששמו כיו, הגיע וכאשר שמע את העדות, קיבל על עצמו את אל הגשם.

התחיל לכהן למשוח בתערובת חלב ושמן את המגדל כול ירח מלא לכבוד אל הגשם. הכוהן היה בעצמו סוחט זיתים בין קרשי עץ בעת שהיה שר את השיר שכתב לכבוד אל הגשם. החלב מעז של המקדש, מדד בחצי קליפת ביצה ערבב בכלי של לוג, עם אותה מידת שמן מהשמן הנזכר. גם מידת השמן בחצי קליפת ביצה.

מנהיג משלחת האוצר היה זקן מאוד ולכן מכר את סוסו החולה בזול למקדש לאכילת כיו הכוהן. גם קנה סוס חדש שהיה בן חמש ושהיה חזק. הוא הבטיח את הסוס בירושה לאחד מבניו שיהיה החכם ביותר. לדוד של המלך ייג בן רל היו בנים ובנות. בשנת עשר למלכות ייג, אחרי שגדלו ונשאו כולם, נסעו כולם עם משפחותיהם למסע.

יצאו מעיר כרצו המוקפת בחומה ושהייתה בדרום מזרח הממלכה על נהר דרקון. הם שטו בספינה גדולה על נהר דרקון ובאו לעיר הבירה בקצה הצפוני של נהר דרקון בצומת נהר נחש. שם קנו בתים בשכונה ששמה גופם. הדוד שהגיע עימם מת בן 57 שנה. באותה עת המלך ייג עם המלכה ועוד נשותיו ילדו הרבה ילדים ואז גזר המלך כשיגדלו ילדיו ישאו ממשפחות בני דודו 

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Madagascar and Lesotho

Mozambique, Burkina Faso

Mauritius, and d.r. congo 

r. congo, Morocco, Togo


Angola, Malawi, Mali

Cabo Verde, Cameroon and Guinea

Benin, Gabon, Eswatini

and Equator-ial Guinea


Sao Tome, Senegal, Ghana

Sierra Leone, Botswana

South Sudan, Sudan, Uganda

South Africa and Rwanda


Seychelles, Egypt, Liberia

Guinea Bissau, Eritrea

diary a, Nigeria

Kenya, libya, Algeria


Cote d’Ivoire, and Gambia

Niger, Zimbabwe, Zambia

Chad, Comoros, Tanzania

C.A.R., Mauritania


Burundi, Ethiopia

Djibouti, and Namibia

we won't forget Tunisia

fifty four with Somalia.

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המקום: בצומת של נהר נחש עם הקצה הצפוני של נהר דרקון

הזמן: במלכות ייג מלך ארץ סובר, בעידן הראשון בשנת 36 בעידן

המלך ייג היה הרביעי בשושלת ציר, שהתחילה כאשר ציר הרג את המלכים של שבע ערים ועלה למלוכה כהמלך ציר בכול ארץ סובר. מלכותו הייתה כמו בתמונה: מהרי השלג של שורש נהר ישר דרומה עד הגבעה מהז ומהעיר שטד במזרח על חוף אגם מצב ועד העמק של נהר הדרקון במערב. 

ממלכת ציר

ציר הכניס את היורש של שבעת המלכים בסוהר כדי שאחר לא יטען שהוא יורש. הוא מלך 8 שנים ומסר את המלכות לבנו חאב

בשנת 2 למלך חאב, צבאו ניצח את העיר קרול בצומת של הנהרות נחש ודרקון ולשם העביר את עיר הבירה, ושינה שמה לשמו חאב בירת ארץ סובר. הוא מלך בשלום כעשרים שנה עד המרד של העיר בסהפה. שר צבא של המלך יוסף מאגם אחר ששמו צראם הנהיג את המורדים והצליח לנצח את שומרי הטירה המלכותית בעיר חאב והרג את המלך חאב. 

בעת שחנק בחבל עבה את המלך חאב, באותה עת המלכה דנתר דקרה את השר. בניהם רל ירש את המלוכה. רל פקד לחקור כול משפחות המלוכה ולהרוג כול זכר במשפחות של מלכי הערים של כול הערים בארץ סובר המורחבת, כולל משפחת המלך יוסף. שנה אחרי שנה שכירי חרב חיפשו מצאו והרגו לפי הסדר משפחות היורשים. 

הבת היורשת של שבעת המלכים תפס כפילגשים. אחרי הגזרה העיקרית גם חיפשו והרגו את כול היורשים מנער עד זקן בנים ובנות של המלך יוסף. בסוף נכנס רוצח שכיר והרג את יוסף ואשתו וכול ילדיו כנקמה על ששלח שר צבאו להנהיג את המרד בעיר בסהפה. אחרי שמלך שבע שנים מסר את הממלכה לבנו ייג. ייג קרא למלכות סובר בשם פמול סובר, והוסיף לשמו כן. התואר המלך ייג פמול מלך פמול סובר

ההיסטוריון של פמול כתב את עיקרי הסיפור הזה אבל יתר הפרטים הם בספר דברי הימים של שושלת ציר. ואלה שמות המלכים ציר הראשון, בנו חאב ובנו רל ובנו ייג. מספרו העתקתי סיפור זה וכן העיד נמדס על ההיסטוריון עצף שנאמן הוא. ייג אסף חיילים רבים לא כסבו חאב שרצה שלווה וחי בשלום. הוא הבטיח לשרי צבא כול עיר שתתפוס תהיה שלכם רק תחת שלטוני ולשלם לי מס

ייג גם מסר כסף לשכירת זרים עבור שרי הצבא והם הצליחו לתפוס ולשלוט בערים סביב למלכות ייג

במזרח תפסו מבצר אחד בהר

בדרום תפסו שש ערים גדולות ושמונה קטנות

במערב תפסו שלושים וחמש כפרים ועוד שלוש עשרה ערים מוקפות חומה. וכך רשמו שכולן ממלכות ייג. ייג קבע שם ארצו ארץ ייג שכללה כול הערים וארץ סבור.

ממלכת ייג

במלחמה של המזרח השר מסי בנה מצור 43 מגדלי מצור ושמונה עשרה שרי עשרות. המצור היה רק 48 ימים עד שהמגינים הורידו הגופה של שר המבצר, שחייליו רצחו כדי להיכנע, לסמל כניעתם.  מאה עשרים וארבעה חיילים יצאו בלי נשק לבוא לשבי. הם מסרו גם הספר שבו המקום של אוצר המלכים שהחביאו את הזהב במלחמה של המלך ציר

לפי הפרטים ידע ייג ושלח משלחת להביא את הזהב והאוצרות שטען שהכול שלו בלי ויכוח ובלי ערעור כי נהרגו היורשים. אחרי סיפור של סכנות שאספר בסוף ובסוף שלוש שנים מצאו שריון בזוג המתאים לתאומים. ועוד 1638 מטבעות זהב ועוד 1208 מטבעות כסף ועוד 304 ככרות של זהב במלבנים שהוציאו מהמערה הסודית ובשנה הרביעית הביאו למלך ייג לתוך עיר הבירה

לשני המנהיגים הוא נתן את העודף 39 מטבעות שהם 38 של זהב ואחד כסף. ולשני שבע מטבעות כסף ושתי ככרות זהב. עוד ככר זהב מהעודף נתן לקבוצת המחפשים לחלוקה והכיכר האחרון  מהעודף הקדיש לאל שלו אל המים והגשם. לכבוד האל שלו בנה מגדל ארוך וגבוה בגובה מאה לבנים אורך שש עשרה רגל ברוחב 12 רגל ברגלי המלך ייג משח את המגדל בשמן וחלב מעורבב יחד.

המלך ייג ביקש שהכאב ברגלו יירפא ושיחזור להיות בריא וכן היה. לכן עשה משתה גדול לכבוד אל הגשם שריפא אותו כאשר ביקש והאל ענה בימי המשתה ימים גשומים. כאשר ראה שדתו נכונה שלח מכתב דחוף לחפש כוהן לדת של אל הגשם ומאז המלך ייג היה מאוד דתי. כוהן ותיק לאל האש הגיע וכאשר שמע את העדות קיבל על עצמו את אל הגשם והתחיל לכהן למשוח את המגדל כול ירח מלא לכבוד אל הגשם 

מנהיג משלחת האוצר היה זקן מאוד ולכן מכר את סוסו החולה בזול למקדש לאכילת כיו הכוהן. גם קנה סוס חדש שהיה בן חמש ושהיה חזק. הוא הבטיח את הסוס בירושה לאחד מבניו שיהיה החכם ביותר. לדוד של המלך ייג בן רל היו בנים ובנות. בשנת עשר למלכות ייג, אחרי שגדלו ונשאו כולם, נסעו כולם עם משפחותיהם למסע.

יצאו מעיר כרצו המוקפת בחומה ושהייתה בדרום מזרח הממלכה על נהר דרקון. הם שטו בספינה גדולה על נהר דרקון ובאו לעיר הבירה בקצה הצפוני של נהר דרקון בצומת נהר נחש  ושם קנו בתים בשכונה ששמה גופם. הדוד שהגיע עימם מת בן 57 שנה. באותה עת המלך ייג עם המלכה ועוד נשותיו ילדו הרבה ילדים ואז גזר המלך כשיגדלו ילדיו ישאו ממשפחות בני דודו 

באותה שנת עשר היה סיום הזמן של הסכם שלום אחד אותו שהיה עם מלך ובק שממלכתו מצפון להרי השלג. אז אסף בספינות הרבה סוסים שהרבה לחיל הפרשים והרבה פרשים וחיילים והם שטו  על נהר נחש להרי השלג כדי להיות מוכן אם לא יחדש את ההסכם. ייג פקד אם לא יהיה הסכם הוא ישלח יונים עם הרמז הסודי ואז ישוטו על נהר ישר ויתקפו מהמישור את ארצו.

אני אבוא אחריכם עם חיילים נוספים לחזק אתכם אבל אם שלום יענו אשלח ביונים רמז אחר וחצי מכם יבנו מבצר חדש בקצה המזרח של קשת הרי השלג בגובה של מאה רגל וחצי  מכם ישוטו מזרחה על נהר ישר ועל חוף המערב של האגם תבנו מבצר לשמו על גבול הצפון לכפיית ההסכם שלום. אז הספינות שטו בנהר וגם זוג רוכבים רכבו במהירות על הדרך להגיע למלך ההוא עם בקשת הסכם חדש.

רוכב אחד ישב על גב הסוס וסגר עיניו למנוחה כאשר שותפו רכב כמה שעות ואז החליפו שינוח גם פקד שהגיעם לארצו להיפרד אם הנכנס מודיע שאין הסכם או שלא יצא כי בשבי השותף ישלח יונים לכאן מקום ידוע להם כדי להודיע לי כדי שאודיע לחיילים לתקוף. ואז חיכו בתקווה לחדש את ההסכם עד שכעבור זמן הגיעו יונים וקרא את המסדר המטריד והמאיים

המלך הצפוני רק יחדש את ההסכם אם ישלח שש מאות עבדים ועוד מאה עבדים כול שנה אחרי זה לתקופת הסכם השלום. לכן המלך ייג ישב עם יועציו מה הרע במיעוטו לשלוח עבדים באכזריות שם יסבלו מעם של עצמו בעבדות או לשלוח חיילים למלחמה למוות. היועצים התווכחו וטענו טענות עד שרובם המליצו שעדיף למות למען הצלה מעבדות ולכן המלך ייג שלח יונים לעיר הגבול הצפוני להודיע שיתחילו במלחמה

ובעצמו אסף תשע מאות מרכבות של מלחמה ועוד מרכבות עם רובי חצים. הוא המליך את בנו הבכור חצתא למלוך מעכשיו על הממלכה ולשלוט בזמן שיצא למלחמה ולא יודע אם ישוב אבל גם אם יצליח לשוב "אפרוש למנוחה" אמר. גם שלח שליח שהכוהן שלו יוסיף משיחת מוסף לבקש מאל הגשם שיצליח במלחמה עד הזמן שישוב בשלום עם עבדים של ממלכת הצפון

הוא הביא עבור עצמו שבע עשרה שומרי ראש לשמור את המלך ולעצמו שבע חרבות להיות מוכן אם צריך לחדד אחת מהן. עוד הוסיף הרבה חיילים יותר מהקשתים בהרבה ספינות לשוט ולחזק את החיילים שעל הגבול. הכאב בזרוע חזר אבל כנראה רק מהחששות כי יוכל להניף חרב. בעצת יועץ הוא פקד על חייליו כשנגיע לערי הגבול של ממלכתו לא רק נהרוג את החיילים אלא גם נמנע מרד.

כול זכר בגיל מלחמה או שנה קודם בערי הגבול גם תהרגו כדי שלא יצטרפו למלחמה. הוא גם דיבר בספינה לא לפחד מהצבא של האויב כי הם נלחמים למען משפחותיכם שלא יישלחו להיות עבדים וכדי להשיג רק שלום לא להשיג אדמה ולכן בוודאי אל הגשם יתן הצלחה לנו הצד הטוב נגד הצד של מבקשי עבדים. עוד האריך המלך ייג לצוות גם הצעיר אם גדול או חזק למלחמה תהרגו אותו אבל הנערים יחיו

מלך ייג בחר שרי צבא והשר שתחתיו שמו נצעלי מנהיג של זורקי חניות. כך שטו בנהר. בוקר אחד הודיעו למלך על מרד שבספינה אחת חייל צעק שלא ילך למות למען המלך ולכן שר שלו דחף אותו למים והרגו בטביעה בנהר. אז דיבר המלך ייג שוב לזכור שהמלך ההוא רוצה עבדים ולמען הצלת משפחותיכם אתם נלחמים לא לכבודי ולא לחמדה שלי להגדיל את הממלכה.

כך שרי העשרות הזכירו לכול החיילים ושטו בשלום עד שהגיעו לגבול. יום גורלי אחד הגיע יונה מהדרום להודיע שנולד למלך ייג עוד בן מהמלכה שלו הוא הבן השני מהמלכה ולכן המלך עשה משתה בספינות ונתן לכול אחד מהחיילים שתי מנות חמאה לשים על הלחם היבש. 

Wednesday, May 1, 2024

fan fiction, mystery origin hobbits

bilbo wrote "the mystery" of the origin of hobbits and how he learnt the secret.

on a windy day, Bilbo baggins came out to his porch. B.B. was age 34 years old. he felt annoyed by the wind and felt troubled by the mystery how hobbits originated. he knew the order: first immortal elves awoke to their "first" dawn. later, a semigod made dwarves and after that men and hobbits started writing history but how?

he escaped the wind by walking toward his big round green door... radagast the brown appeared by magic, blocking his path. radagast said "i have an urgent mission for you". bilbo wanted his calm life in his long cave home along the side of a hill. he said "no way. i have not even reached the coming of age". 

radagast said, "you think you can deceive me but you dont know i am a wizard." bilbo now understood how the guy appeared. still he argued "i dont even know your name". he replied "call me dugg, short for rad-ug-ast."

"if you are a wizard then you could prove it." dugg asked "what can i do that would convince you?" bilbo said "nothing can convince me." dugg said that he knew he was lying and was already convinced by the apparence by his door. bilbo argued that regardless he wont want any mission. 

dugg claimed the mission would lead him in due haste to much delicious food and was not even dangerous. bilbo argued that he did not know his roots and ancestry. dugg understood that he referred to the origins.  

dugg offerd a deal: use magic to help reveal the truth behind the mystery.... if on condition you help with the things important to me then i will help the things important to you. that sounded good so bilbo invited the wizard in for his second breakfast. dugg sat and waited as bilbo the host served fresh baked bread and cheese chunks. 

they drank fruit juice. dugg explained that many animals that he loved very much, were injured. he found them moaning and dragging themselves with broken bones! he needed help caring for them and defeating whatever harmed them. bilbo argued "aha so you are NOT a wizard or else you could heal them all easily". 

dugg explained that he found a few at a time but had too many and also needed time to find the cause and stop whatever injured the animals. bilbo strained brain for an excuse to stay home... and suggested "use magic to conjure all the wounded animals nearby to your hospital, that would save time insted of following the moans." 

dugg agreed that was part of the plan. he would teach magic to bilbo. "can i call you bil?" bil nodded, "you will gather them and locate the broken limb. fix the injury and repeat while i find the source and the cause." bil agreed to study magic and repeated he wanted to know his "mysterious origin of hobbits". 

"then i wont need this," said dugg, as he spilld a potion on the wood floor in the cave hill-hole. "the reason you prefer living in a hole in a hill is because your origin is human who dwelled in caves. uh oh!" the potion was reacting to the wood planks on the floor, over the dirt. 

a loud hissing, louder than a big group of snakes, was rising from the wood with a spiraling smoke-snake until the potion ate the wood and soaked into the mud. "my floor!" shouted bil, forgetting the potion. "i will fix it." dugg waved his wand at the damaged wood. the wood began to change color and grow.

the plank was changing to a bright white like snow.it grew over the hole and attached with the plank beside it spreading even under their feet as the wood fossilized to white stone. above the new layer of stone he conjured tiles and rugs which flew in by the closed window... because it was a windy day as you remembered. 

they floated through the glass like it was dry water. while the rugs floated, tile piles lined in rows on the floor, in each room, from the center, row by row until the walls. dugg widened the floor area so a full tile would fit on each of both sides n stretching the supports for the roof. this repeated in each of the three rooms with windows on the side of the hill. 

also in the kitchen and dining rooom and bed room that lacked windows on the inner side of the corridor. finally rugs landed in the bedroom. dugg said if you help me i will enlarge your hole and arrange the rugs as you like but we must help the poor animals. bil was too astonished to say anything but nodded. 

dugg put his wand in the narrow pocket inside his broad beryl cloth cloak. his pointy hat did not match due to its cobalt blue color. suddenly he grabbed bilbos hand said a hex and they were outside! by the round green door. bil gasped. next dugg said a different powerful charm and the windy day... intensified! 

wind lifted bil and dugg a few feet up and blew them southwest between trees that gracefully swung their low branches aside for their passage. dugg commented "brooms are for broads". soon they arrived at the small simple hut that radagast had built without magic. 

dugg explained that he wanted to invite bilbo as soon as he realized how vast the problems were but he needed to wait until the elves sent him a more powerful wand. (note this world does not have the same wand rules as potter world, so i wont steal her marvelously great ideas). bil asked what is a wand? dugg explained: 

a part of a magical creature for example the hair of an ELF kuz they have an endless supply... is encased in a branch that was hollowed. the variety of elf descendants defined which type of tree they would use. this was from a branch from an oak that was split, hollowed and reattached around the long brown elf hair. 

dugg gave bil the more powerful wand and explained that he already prepared the books with the hexes and charms. bil walked "timidly to the table" in the center of the hut under the roof window. beside it was a miniature bed- its length the size of a chair so bil sat on the bed. he lifted the hollow smooth oak branch. 

he felt the energy of the magical creature, the elf, wrap his whole arm. he started to feel love toward this wand... until dugg awoke him and said,  "the books are already open to the relevant pages." heavy polished rock paper weights kept the page open preventing from closing or turning. bil read the hexes and the meaning and the instructions.

he saw the summon spell. when he started to speak the spell which was a rhyme, "gusts of wind..." dugg interrupted and yelled to STOP because he was still indoors and did not learn enuf nor practice. bil memorized one spell from each book then walked outside. dugg watched from the window.

on its shelf sat his "piece of hut" that he had brought from his childhood hut-home. bil raised the elven wand and slowly and dramatically chanted, "gusts of wind, broken bones" rhyming: "bring them in, by this home." dugg moaned, "you said it wrong, you will need to practice without a wand..." but dugg got interrupted!

sounds whizzd from all sides! the powerful wand had sucked all the broken bones, with their host! many rabbits and other small animals, flew n came n landed in rows. bil knew the other rememberd rym and spoke a spell. "broken bones, straighten straight! you regrow, when i wait." dugg bit his tong not to protest, and hoped it would suffice.

the sound of crackling snapping bones that he expected never came, instead the bones GREW to the correct shape. the happy hoppers were free to roam again. they scattered between trees. dugg was satisfied and left n searchd for the orcs who were harming his beloved neighbors. bil imagind a great bat'l: 

"many orcs swung dangerous weapons at the wizard" but he felt certain magic would win. bil simply repeated the spell pulling various types of creatures and growing the broken bones together until finally the largest deer came on the wings of wind. after about twenty pairs of spells, the last charm failed.

a yellow golden flash popd from the wand instead of bringing injured animals, so he knew all were healed. dugg returned and explained that a few big orcs  were having a race: who could step on many creatures and who more. dugg flew around and turned each orc to a stone statue. 

when dugg added "tall trolls too!" bil challenged his claim, "trolls cant be out in the sun". dugg explained: under the trees in the dense part of the forest, they are safe from the sun. all the harmful trolls and orcs were now harmless stone statues. dugg prepared him to use magic to know his past: the children from a human with a dwarf. 

bilbo was satisfied with his words but dugg encouraged him to see the whole mysterious story and record it. bil studied the method bla bla... and finally held the new magic mirror to watch the story of the mysterious past. three of the valar were arguing. one wore a robe colored chestnut red. a second robe was coral red and the third crimson. 

bil knew their names were bok, prok n tok respectively. bok said "i want to generate dwarves. they will be magical creatures." tok said "dont make them immortal just in case they will be greedy". bok and prok nodded. prok added we should add non magical humans too. the other 2 protested: 

"humans made enough trouble on upper earth. we dont want THEM in middle earth." prok shrugged outvoted. the three assembled their powers and joined them to produce four hairy dwarves. each about one yard tall. all four had beards but two had a pair of bumps on their hairy chests for feeding infants.

the dwarf families started making weapons to sell to the elves. the weapons were so pretty that the elves bought them despite no enemy yet. +fan fiction "the dwarves also used magic to generate the first pair of humans in middle earth" because they needed more people to buy the weapons that they produced. as above the semigods decided not to make man. 

[in canon men existed before dwarf]. dwarves started making toys for their own kids and sold them to the families of elf and human. eventually one of the rare humans felt attracted to one of the female dwarves or... so he said after ladies rejected him due to his 5 foot 3 shortness. they wed and their children were MIXED. 

were these the first hobbits? wrong, because equally half not "nearer us than dwarves." that can be interpreted as 3/4! so "half" in halfling is only height not "mix half" because "nearer us". the kids all seemed like dwarves despite a man father. 2 mixed dautrs who seemed like a dwarf each wed a human man.

d+h=dh, dh+h dh+h

children were 1/4 dwarf and 3/4 human differd because the "human lady smooth face" went to her face so displacing the "dwarf lady beard" to her feet behind her toes. the bottom of her feet were so leathery that she did not need shoes. pa's thinner skeleton caused her to be smaller while dwarf height limited her height. the human tallness was lost. 

these were the first hobbit cousins who later wed each other producing hobbit families. these cousins were born from a mix-mother, "halfling" of half mix but not yet hobbit. hobbits are "closer even than dwarves" meaning no magic in contrast to dwarf, but also 3/4 mix. still the human tallness got overruled by the dwarf nature.

the kids mockd the strange hairy feet so they left dwarf town in the lonely mountain and came to mordor. they lived there for generations until goblins spread to those mountains so they traveled west from the east passed a great forest and settled in a land they called hobbiton. bilbo saw this by magic that uncovered the mystery. 

he wrote it in a letter that he sent to the librarian in hobbiton. the librarian prefferd the "mystery should remain a mystery" until i read the letter and compared the handwriting to the book named there and back again so i knew it was by bil. bil stopped smoking for around ten years until peer pressure swayed him to restart smoking a pipe.

years passed. when bil was 51 years old, a wizard invited him on an adventure. when bil refused, many dwarves came."

the story continued in the book hobbit.