alligator's circumcision

buy an alli-Gator, part gray
with a powerful pair of tails
if not, instead, i'll have my way
with many, shiny yellow scales

alligators with seven feet
if none have those, one that, whispers

for it I'll clean, my room so neat
if by its fangs, four short, whiskers

i'll wear flax, and itchy flannel
i will even, act so pleasant
you can change the T.V. channel
 give me please, this precious present

an alligator that can bark
and on each foot has six fit toes
i want to lead it to the park
and show it so, everyone knows

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the amputee victims say "we are happy" but who is happier?  a rhyme reveals:
In Europe, it's fact
they know: who will win
and happier if
have intact foreskin