the same for any ancient culture. we see already a trend of the jewish culture moving towards extinction as over two million american "jews by family" responded to the poll in the year 2000 "me? my parents are jewish but not me". the jewish culture is heading towards extinction and if trends continue instead of 1/4 of jews by famiily saing "i am not a jew" 2/8 around 25% well by 2050 3.5/9 almost 40% so if you are a jew consider adapting but how?
time to adapt or face the trend of jews running away from an ugly culture.
so should they adapt and become christians? adding a hanuka tree? that or conversion is a different culture, it is recognizably christian unless you hang stars of david on it.
or adapt the hanuka story to hanuka hank.
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HANUKA HANK the Heroic Hog
hank was born at a farm in the soviet union. soon after his birth the pig farmer selected which would be the next generation of pig father and which would be grown for food.
hogs are male pigs who have a surgery called castration and are grown only for food. that is what happened to hank.
historical note and background the fighter plane with stealth ability to avoid radar detection, "achieved initial operating capability status in 1983."
a soviet spy informed the KGB of this great technology and the danger what if the capitalists would use it to attack soviet union.
the soviet airforce had also secretly developed a prototype of this stealth technology using other methods. the leadership considered mass producing it however had decided it did not have a purpose worth investing effort in mass producing.
until... sergei mavikrov [born name muhamed baba] finally was promoted to to the rank to control an airforce base.
sergei was only told of his original name when he was ten years old. he served in the soviet "red" air-fleet aero-flot and finally was promoted to control an airforce base.
he used his authority to bring the mig 117s prototype to his base for practice and radar training. at least his radar crew would know what to expect if a stealth attacked.
but that was not sergei's true goal.
sergei carefully watched his pilots and chose one of the bets for a secret mission so secret even the generals could not know.
sergei drove niki to the nearby pig farm and met in the smelly pig barn while the pigs snorted disturbing any kgb listening devices and discouraging kgb agents.. sergei told the pilot of his plan to show the USA just how powerful cccp=soviet union was and force a negotiation.
luckily for the americans hank the hog was there-!
hank followed the two rogue soviets back to the military truck and climbed in the back with the soldiers who were always near sergei.
nobody suspected a thing. and the small hog was like a pet in the air force base until... just a few hours later a supply plane arrived and hank climbed into the supply plane and flew to vladivostok by the pacific coast of su. from there he flew to japan and from there to california. who would suspect a small hog of being a spy...
arriving in california in USA he told the other hogs what would happen. the hogs in california knew that they would be killed and die but the human farmers always saved a few to be fathers but if a big bimb would fall there would be no more hogs!
with the stealth shape and special poaint the radar would never know it was approaching. however the universe had a plan!
the hogs could sense a comet approaching and soon the humans would see the comet tail streaking towards the sun. hank would fly to the asteroid and get the special metal whcih would magnify the radar signal.
all the hogs "prayed to gad" and hank magically "rocketed straight up" through the clouds and passing the moon and even passing the cow who jumped over the moon it was further than anu human had gone away from the earth even beyond the moon and gad agreed to the prayer and landed HANK on the correct asteroid rock. instinctively he climbed to where the ice was melting from the sun creating the tail of the comet and snapped off a metalic chunk. then thankful to gad he prepared to jump back and ffall to california and then a voice spoke in his head. you do not have time to return to california and then get the metal to soviet air base you must jup directly to the soviet airforce base. "and it was so". as the asteroid approached earth hank the heroic hog rocketed away from the asteroid and towards the planet earth.
thanks to the prayers to gad he rocketed faster than any physical object can go and miracuoluously ladended sofly in a dep snow bank just outside the airbase which under sergeis command. hank had grown and he knew that soon they would kill him for food . hank considered hiding in the forest near the air base but knew the right thing would be to protect the future of hogs and hog farmers in california because they acted to ensure that hogs would bnever be extinct and would never kill the last hog.
boldly hank carried the metal chunk to the gate of the army base and as soon as the gate opened he hurried to the plane hangar where the mig 117s was being serviced. the bold hog ran into the building called a hangar and jumped onto theplane wing. but how would he make it stick?
hank prayed to gad and gad revealed that this metal would react with a chemical in the paint-!
so hank simply lowered the chunk of metal onto the paint of the wing and watched the steam rise. then he jumped down and headed for the gate again but sadly hank was caught this time. sadly for hank. but wityh his life he knew he had accomplished more than most humans accomplish before they die!
hank was now big enough to eat so the cook at the soviet air base ate their most dangerous enemy.
meanwhile the fateful day came the date 21 december when the night was the longest of the whole year... that woiuld allow enough time for the mig 117s to fly undetected by soviets in the dark of night and undetected by radar of both soviets and americans. the flight path would be north over the north pole and then down as the earth rotated to the major cities in california named san francisco and los angeles.
the fighter plane could only carry two missiles so sergei muhamed mavikrov ordered two war heads altered to ride the missiles and niki one of the best pilots under sergei was ordered to have a training mission. as soon as darkness came at the end of december 22 niki flew the one prototype mig 117s on a so-called-training mission to fly around the air base. only niki knew his real orders he was ordered by sergei to fly on the flight paath north etc.
under cover of darkness niki flew along the flight path and as he approached alaska the radar operators saw a huge radar signal... and radioed the mig do not enter airspace or we will shoot you down niki was terrified and flew around the alakan coast he seriously considered bailing out and jumping into the sea now that he knew that american radar was so powerful it could even-he thought-detect his mig whcih had proven itself invisible on teh airbase radar...
niki changed his mind he decied he "would defect" meaning he would join the more powerful side. he flew around alaska and continued south beyond the coast of canada but soon his radar showed f-15 tomcats approaching from the south.
niki was filled with hatred to the capitilists and everything they stood for and deciedde not to change sides...
niki was certain that the americans could not see him on their radar those two planes were only patrolling they could not know he was going to bomb california...
niki switched off his radio and passed the coast of the state called oregon with his radio switched off he was certain nobody saw him and moved up to the coast of west USA. the f-15 tomcats were now only a minute away and to his horror he was locked... niki then understoiood that he was visible to radar and that america was superior he did not want to be on the losing side...
niki immediately bailed out ejecting from the pilots cockpit. the f-15 saw the ejection and did not shoot.
niki's decision saved his own life and the lives of the hogs and humans of california. when he came down in the parachute he removed his soviet air force uniform and tried to blend in in a town in nnorth california. the plane crashed into the sea as niki hadprogrammed it and the plane with its unusual wing was recovered adn studied. the only way the american radar could locate the special mig was the boldness of hank the hero and that is why we celebrate hanuka and to remeber the brave hog who knew he would be eaten but did the right thing.... that is why we should eat ham from a hog on hanuka and remember the bravery of hank the hanuka hero amen.
HANUKA HANK the Heroic Hog
hank was born at a farm in the soviet union. soon after his birth the pig farmer selected which would be the next generation of pig father and which would be grown for food.
hogs are male pigs who have a surgery called castration and are grown only for food. that is what happened to hank.
historical note and background the fighter plane with stealth ability to avoid radar detection, "achieved initial operating capability status in 1983."
a soviet spy informed the KGB of this great technology and the danger what if the capitalists would use it to attack soviet union.
the soviet airforce had also secretly developed a prototype of this stealth technology using other methods. the leadership considered mass producing it however had decided it did not have a purpose worth investing effort in mass producing.
until... sergei mavikrov [born name muhamed baba] finally was promoted to to the rank to control an airforce base.
sergei was only told of his original name when he was ten years old. he served in the soviet "red" air-fleet aero-flot and finally was promoted to control an airforce base.
he used his authority to bring the mig 117s prototype to his base for practice and radar training. at least his radar crew would know what to expect if a stealth attacked.
but that was not sergei's true goal.
sergei carefully watched his pilots and chose one of the bets for a secret mission so secret even the generals could not know.
sergei drove niki to the nearby pig farm and met in the smelly pig barn while the pigs snorted disturbing any kgb listening devices and discouraging kgb agents.. sergei told the pilot of his plan to show the USA just how powerful cccp=soviet union was and force a negotiation.
luckily for the americans hank the hog was there-!
hank followed the two rogue soviets back to the military truck and climbed in the back with the soldiers who were always near sergei.
nobody suspected a thing. and the small hog was like a pet in the air force base until... just a few hours later a supply plane arrived and hank climbed into the supply plane and flew to vladivostok by the pacific coast of su. from there he flew to japan and from there to california. who would suspect a small hog of being a spy...
arriving in california in USA he told the other hogs what would happen. the hogs in california knew that they would be killed and die but the human farmers always saved a few to be fathers but if a big bimb would fall there would be no more hogs!
with the stealth shape and special poaint the radar would never know it was approaching. however the universe had a plan!
the hogs could sense a comet approaching and soon the humans would see the comet tail streaking towards the sun. hank would fly to the asteroid and get the special metal whcih would magnify the radar signal.
all the hogs "prayed to gad" and hank magically "rocketed straight up" through the clouds and passing the moon and even passing the cow who jumped over the moon it was further than anu human had gone away from the earth even beyond the moon and gad agreed to the prayer and landed HANK on the correct asteroid rock. instinctively he climbed to where the ice was melting from the sun creating the tail of the comet and snapped off a metalic chunk. then thankful to gad he prepared to jump back and ffall to california and then a voice spoke in his head. you do not have time to return to california and then get the metal to soviet air base you must jup directly to the soviet airforce base. "and it was so". as the asteroid approached earth hank the heroic hog rocketed away from the asteroid and towards the planet earth.
thanks to the prayers to gad he rocketed faster than any physical object can go and miracuoluously ladended sofly in a dep snow bank just outside the airbase which under sergeis command. hank had grown and he knew that soon they would kill him for food . hank considered hiding in the forest near the air base but knew the right thing would be to protect the future of hogs and hog farmers in california because they acted to ensure that hogs would bnever be extinct and would never kill the last hog.
boldly hank carried the metal chunk to the gate of the army base and as soon as the gate opened he hurried to the plane hangar where the mig 117s was being serviced. the bold hog ran into the building called a hangar and jumped onto theplane wing. but how would he make it stick?
hank prayed to gad and gad revealed that this metal would react with a chemical in the paint-!
so hank simply lowered the chunk of metal onto the paint of the wing and watched the steam rise. then he jumped down and headed for the gate again but sadly hank was caught this time. sadly for hank. but wityh his life he knew he had accomplished more than most humans accomplish before they die!
hank was now big enough to eat so the cook at the soviet air base ate their most dangerous enemy.
meanwhile the fateful day came the date 21 december when the night was the longest of the whole year... that woiuld allow enough time for the mig 117s to fly undetected by soviets in the dark of night and undetected by radar of both soviets and americans. the flight path would be north over the north pole and then down as the earth rotated to the major cities in california named san francisco and los angeles.
the fighter plane could only carry two missiles so sergei muhamed mavikrov ordered two war heads altered to ride the missiles and niki one of the best pilots under sergei was ordered to have a training mission. as soon as darkness came at the end of december 22 niki flew the one prototype mig 117s on a so-called-training mission to fly around the air base. only niki knew his real orders he was ordered by sergei to fly on the flight paath north etc.
under cover of darkness niki flew along the flight path and as he approached alaska the radar operators saw a huge radar signal... and radioed the mig do not enter airspace or we will shoot you down niki was terrified and flew around the alakan coast he seriously considered bailing out and jumping into the sea now that he knew that american radar was so powerful it could even-he thought-detect his mig whcih had proven itself invisible on teh airbase radar...
niki changed his mind he decied he "would defect" meaning he would join the more powerful side. he flew around alaska and continued south beyond the coast of canada but soon his radar showed f-15 tomcats approaching from the south.
niki was filled with hatred to the capitilists and everything they stood for and deciedde not to change sides...
niki was certain that the americans could not see him on their radar those two planes were only patrolling they could not know he was going to bomb california...
niki switched off his radio and passed the coast of the state called oregon with his radio switched off he was certain nobody saw him and moved up to the coast of west USA. the f-15 tomcats were now only a minute away and to his horror he was locked... niki then understoiood that he was visible to radar and that america was superior he did not want to be on the losing side...
niki immediately bailed out ejecting from the pilots cockpit. the f-15 saw the ejection and did not shoot.
niki's decision saved his own life and the lives of the hogs and humans of california. when he came down in the parachute he removed his soviet air force uniform and tried to blend in in a town in nnorth california. the plane crashed into the sea as niki hadprogrammed it and the plane with its unusual wing was recovered adn studied. the only way the american radar could locate the special mig was the boldness of hank the hero and that is why we celebrate hanuka and to remeber the brave hog who knew he would be eaten but did the right thing.... that is why we should eat ham from a hog on hanuka and remember the bravery of hank the hanuka hero amen.
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