purifying "black panther 2018"
intro: the story in video "blek penther" was not only the worst story of marvel videos relative to marvel's good stories such as marvel civil war but worse it had noticable pandering to dark skin with objective internal contradictions between the SAME character for several characters.
maybe i should purify it, considering it was popular... but only due to pandering and fear of being called a acist if customer did not buy a ticket and see the different skin at least twice...
they should have called it "black pander" for pandering ugly-ly to blacks. perhaps when they thought of the character in 1966 due to pressure... they intentionally hinted with the name panther like pander to explain how he bested the fantastic four! gasp.
like black rappers and singers who lack quality but are only cheered for their skin color and "the A for effort style prize" for trying to sing. and jackson's "cool moves" far from dancing and even from dance skills praised for trying only due to his skin color which he tried to flee from... and the "jazz improvising" hides the failure in rhythm and errors in tones.... oops i digressed but same category. what if i purify blek pander?
without ugly pandering and two faced characters? some story would remain so i try to make a less ugly story.
STORY: "a young boy asked his father about home" nope. his home is where his parents are. where is mom? and worse calling the far away place home, as if africans insist on african identity to represent their desire to return to africa... well do they? i wonder? maybe like zionists they wish they could return home to kenya congo mali etc. if i ask a black "do you hope to return to africa" you all know they will beat me up... such people should go to their ancestral home and take their violence away from me and chicago etc. okay we cant start with that question so i censor that and i try again:
STORY: "yo pops you dont expect me to go to bed unless you tell me an exciting story."--"speak politely, brat, but i will tell you about an amazing meteor--a rock? how dumb can you get?--this was a very special rock with powers that affected plants--"useless" interrupted the brat. pops continued calmly, [it is fiction okay?] "until a warrior ate from a mutated herb and became very powerful in battle. when the enemy leaders saw him overpower many soldiers they begged for peace. the first panther asked his tribe if they want him to be general or king. they all cheered "king" including the king.
the neighboring tribes gave all disputed land to him and INVITED him to protect them against their neighbors in exchange for paying for jaguar's army. jag's tribe made a treaty wth "three others as protector" by their invitation. [one detail is worth saving just in a different context]. he was ONLY protector but allowed each of the tribes their own leaders. he refused to marry to prevent "inheritance for kingdom" so instead he chose one of his loyal friends who he felt would do good for the tribe, "if i die in battle or from age you will lead because i appointed you."
brat asked "why not have voting?--kuz hard to catch cheaters so better for leader to appoint leader. anyway those four tribes could then finally stop fighting between themselves and gave all disputed land to jaguar in exchange for his help against their neighbors. the herb was a secret so nobody else ate the herb unless the king appointed them. wait... what?? if a guy got mad at anybody he could eat the plant and beat up his enemies justly or unjustly... oops. soldiers must have garded the herb garden... it is called a garden like gaurded... but what if a soldier got mad about policy?? and grabbed the herb, oops. the story cant be herb either... i will start again. oh and this type of flaw WAS in their story when lady "snuck in and stole" some to give to her "lover" that could happen by many lovers causing many super-warriors... a herb story is a bad choice, marvel took a bad direction again, so i purify.
STORY try 3: "millions of years ago," a SPIRIT arrived on earth-23 riding a meteorite of special metal. it crashed near the peaks of ethipoia.
the spirit watched "five tribes" brutally and "constantly battled" there. the spirit "showed a vision in the form of a panther goddess" to offer each of these 5 leaders of each tribe a test. "if you will stop eating human flesh of your enemy i will grant you power." most ignored the spirit, but one was tempted by the power and committed only to eat animals. the spirit commanded "eat the fiercest animals instead of humans for one month and i will grant you power." the warrior asked his friends to help him hunt lions and other panthers. the danger was great but with his leadership and motivation they killed many and shared the meat with their families.
in battle they stopped eating the human enemy and when the spirit saw they obeyed their commitment he entered the body of the leader who had obeyed his commitment. in the next battle he had "superhuman strength, speed, instincts" and agility of panthers. in just minutes he scared the attackers away. he chased and quickly reached the fleeing general, soldier leader. "tell your tribal king never to attack again." when that king heard of the quick defeat he offered a treaty. in exchange for jaguar's help with his own neighbors he would cancel all claims to disputed lands.
this repeated itself for "three other tribes as protector" due to their invitation. ONLY protector but not "under" not king of many tribes. each tribe retained its own leader who annullled the claims. jag rejected the fifthe and others. the fifth went away to the "mountains" and cold peaks in ethiopia.
each neighboring tribe that attacked and saw his power fled. others asked for his protection but he chose only to protect the first three who had invited him besides his own. in just one generation, the neighbors knew not to attack and that region became the only "island" of peace in the whole continent. nobody dared to attack that region nobody came near... the four tribes prospered and cooperated with each other. when jag was ill the SPIRIT advised him to invite his trusted friend and appoint him as next king. in the presence of witnesses jag appointed the next jag to replace him. the spirit warned if he ever ate a human he would leave but most obeyed so the spirit entered and empowered them. many generations passed... until the spirit decided to teach them about technology.
around year 1300 on that earth, the muslim conquest spread southward but whenever they neared the area named "wakanda" the people refused to change their faith. when the muslims warned of war against the infidels jag defeated them again and again as islam spread around sudan. this group never accepted muhamed. instead they praised "hanuman and bastan". they never lost battles to suffer capture and sale to slavery to whites by the victorious native tribe.
in 1517 a sultan conquered egypt and spread southward long the nile but wakandans defeated the evil muslim sultan.
in 1821 the egyptian ruler "ali" invaded and captured most of sudan but around wakanda he was always defeated by the agile jag. by then humans were using fast metal balls so the PSIRIT taught jag how to use the strong metal in clothing for his officers sheilding them from enemy bullets... they were never captured due to jag's success. if a trusted officer deserter tried to leave with the special uniform jag would chase them and carry them back immediately for justice.
egypt controlled most of the land called sudan but never came near wakanda. in 1881 sudan rebeld against egypt. jag decided to isolate and be nutral. this started the tradition of isolation. in 1899 the brits took control of sudan. then the spirit warned jag and taught them how to use the metal in his meteorite to make technology to hide appearing like uninhabited forest. whenever a brit came near border patrol would distract him and lead him away. finally the brits left in 1956.
wakanda had avoided the german brit colonial wars of 1914, by appearing like uninhabited jungle or forest. even avoided the italian brit wars of 1940. [good choice choosing isolated place west from ethiopian mountains]. once hidden they used the special metal to "develop technologies" better than any other. they never used it for evil to take neighbor land similar to safe canada beside powerful u.s.
in 1992, a foreigner succeeded in infiltrating wakanda. he stole some of the special metal and used "bomb at border to escape". he must have been helped by "an insider." who?
meanwhile two lady soldiers holding spears came to a royal w' prince in california. king accused brother then flew away.in 2016 king got assassinated. [cap am' 2016]. jag wore a "bullet proof suit" [see 1821] kuz his father had already chosen this son tchala as next jag. he interfered with a prisoner convoy, surviving the bullets. he freed his lover to join his ceremony to replace pa. later, son of prince led klau to steal a vibranium tool. censor the brutal duel.and herb as above. tchala dreamt saw pa. he spoke with a lady about isolation or helping sufferers. he saw the new tech. he went to korea to capture the theif klau.
part two: battle of korea and chase next. til 45m
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