I will pretend to be a movie critic in two summarys of videos I did not enjoy
pink panther 2006 and "in her shoes". first the one I saw first
an exciting sport game til somebody murderd a coach and stole a pink diamond ring. no panther in this story. is it funny? a tiny car in a larj parking space hit the cars as it parks? ridiculous maybe british humor? not funny. cop enterd police headquarters and boss has fancy office [for cops??] too wird. in big chamber a lady was hanging a picture. he offerd to help her down but rode her on his shoulders...funny? absurd but not my humor.
cop chekd office for spies and started investigating... the whole video he does foolish stuff... that is the point, not watching his surroundings, breaking chandeliers but in the end after following the clues and despite his foolishness and failures and shameful errors a lady loved him anyway and he is the one that succeeded and found the secret layer in the purse that hid the pink diamond.
next an earlier video also very wird but i saw pink panther first.
in her shoes 2005
two ladys are hugging men and making sounds as if they are doing "adult seks". one lady gagd and stopd to vomit. so the guy took her outside for air. the other lady continued in a bed til the phone near the bed rang and blak hair must drive to get her blond sister.
the rest of the story is pretty boring so a brif summary.
blak drove blond to her rental [unclear but owner is a stepmother who marryd blonds pa], but the owner said that kuz blond is drunk so cant enter to vomit on her rug. sis took blond to her home. there they meet blaks lover and find beds.
morning came and blak went to her job lawyer. blond crump'ld the notes instructing dont touch and took her sisters shoes and ice cream. [haha yea ryt that thin actress never ever eats ice cream and spends many hours in the gym each day burning the few calories she is allowed to eat.]
black went to a law meeting and her lover invited her to a business trip. she hesitates for hide they are lovers but boss sent. blak workd in her law office til a young man said we must go for the business trip. lover man is not there. so she went with young guy who invited her for dinner but she said no... loyal to her lover. the co-worker kept trying to get her to eat with him between jobs.
while blak bus with trip, blond borrowd the car to go [vague] but it got towed, so she hung out with strange guys until they drove her to the car lot. one guy thinks that buying her a drink is payment for seks, so he tryd to kiss her so blond defended herself with a painful knee jab and drove away quikly.
that nyt black came home from business trip, and saw blond with a dog and said i dont allow dogs. clean the sheets and get rid of the dog if you wanna stay. then she slept.
the next morning, blak went out to drive to job, but cant kuz the car is lokd with a boot bloking the tire kus blond had not paid the fine payment. blak missed her job and told blond she must leave kuz she made too much trouble.
blond went back to her step-ma's house [bad vague story. that landlady was not known to be her step ma until the end of this scene]. blond searjd drawers for cash and found some and old birthday letters for HER ! her pa never gave her the mail. she opend it and found money and cards from her dead grandma.
she pocketed the money but before she used it to get to the address of the grandma at a retirement village she retirnd to blak's home to pack her clothes and steal some of blaks clothes. black is a lawyer and can easily replace them. blond cant go to her parents kuz she is adult and worse her ma died and her pa was married to the step ma who kikd blond out.
blak took [a cab to work and there] criticised lover for trikking her "not informing her he canceld". she does not communicate properly but was angry that she thout he would be with her on the trip and he disappointed her expectations.
what a jerk she liked him but maybe they need to separate. she will decide later.
an old lady told her frends that she has no dauter and went shopping with a man and another old lady. who are they? you gessd ryt that is granma. i did not gess right. gransdmas dauter died so granddauter will stay with grandma at the returement vilij.
while blond pakd, lover came wih flowers to apoligize to blak. but blond signald him into the room for sex. the men liked that idea, and slept with blond til blak returnd from job and saw lover "far from loyal". lover apologized but blak realized this man is bad.
she will suffice with the love n storys.
grandma talkd with her frends til blond came to the retirement vilij. blond tand by the pool til grandma sent blond to get a job offering her money to match her salary. so duble salary sounds good blond started a job. granma also askd blond to help her contact her other grandauter but blond refused.
while blond workd granma searjd blonds purse and found address book with claks address. she immediately maild a letter.
blak got mail with a plane tikit and flew to her granma. she argued with sister blond. the rst is too wird for me especially the jew-wedding with breaking the glass and head covering like the whole time not act jew but a jew-wedding pretends to be jew and break glass. i hat that idea for many reasons. blak does not communicate with new manfrend so he broke engagemet. in the end he wed her anyway... too wierd. somuch emotion frustration the lazy girl got a job... the lawyer did not like her job so relyd on her savings from past to care for dogs that she enjoys... that s hard to follow but she showd she enjoyd it and that is the stroy... fll of weird surprises. the lazy one got a job and the lawyer stopd her job. but thats okay kuz she wed a lawyer who will act jewish at ceremnys despite all life not except cutting his baby kuz he cant recall his own pain and feels nothing for his own sons pain... jewsh parents are horrible people... i know my parents were filthy cruel jews. and any parent that ignores the pain of their own child making them bleed without medical urgency must be stopd. the whole year they dont act jewish but suddenly at marij ceremony they pretend to be jewish just for the ceremony breaking glass and head cover and cut baby... all harmful dont break glass it harms the glass for waste and far worse than breaking glass... dont cut baby that is harming the baby and ignoring that pain and bleeding proves just the degree of evil that jewish parents have. and you thout it was hard to recruit nazis... back to the story it is just too wird probaby based on a true story too. lesson? if you arent smart in skool you will get a job anyway... if you are good at skool you will hate your job and not do "the educated job" anyway... too wird. ah and men are jerks... that repeats itself several times. the only good part was when the man realized blak does not communicate and must not marry her... that is good lesson, but then he wed her anyway... too wird.
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