an owl landed near a mouse. the mouse trembles in fear and asks "why didn't you eat me?" the owl answered, "i already ate. now lets tell stories for an hour."--"until you are hungry? no. see you later" said the mouse. the owl answers "unless i see you first !"
three jews are driving around the block in london looking for parking near a chinese restaurant. david complains "too much time wasted driving around and around [hebrew addition edition: baruk dati said in heberew "tafsik l'hitonen" with double meaning.]
mike comforts "no problem there is no taxi meter" +inside the restaurant david complains again the problem with chinese food is in just one hour we will be hungry again the driver baruk said that reminds me of a joke- what did japanese police say after raiding the yakuza warehouse? --what asked david "i hate killing yakuza after only one hour i am hungry to do it again".--"that is funny i have another good one. the french guy wants to go to america because he could not find any job in his own country so he sneaks onto a boat called atlantic. at each port he listens if they are speaking english and finally at the third port he hears english and rejoices and climbs off the boat and swims to the beach he is so happy until he saw the sign "40 kilometers to london" get it?
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