fixing the awful order in series umbrella academy e1-3

series umbrella academy, based on "dark horse" comic

s1 e1 funeral, shown in 2019 called now

in Russia, on October 1, 1989, a thin lady jumpd into a swimming pool. blood surrounded her. +fan fiction people SCREAMED due to blood." she surfaced swollen by instant pregnancy, like jesus' mother mary. soon, by the pool she gave birth. at the same time, the same *ocurd to many ladies. a rich Sir adopted "seven" of these miracle children. 

their names were Allison #3, Ben 6, Diego 2, Five 5, Klaus 4, Luther 1, and Vanya 7, two girls a+v. their numbers were 1 Luther, 2 Diego, 3 Allison, 4 Klaus, 5 five, 6 ben, 7 Vanya. ABILITIES: Allison influences. ben squid arms. diego can re-D-irect bullets and knives and moving items. five can instantly move in space and time. Klaus can hear ghost speech. luther superhuman strength. 

vanya beleved she did not have powers. +fan fiction: five was named jon by his robot mother. NOTE: Earlier events were shown later, so i will fix the bad order.

in 2002, when the kids were age 13, they trained. after training, all but a girl, Vanya, got umbrella tattoos on their wrists. she drew it on her wrist. no viktor yet! fandom is awful and tricked me! that year, the teen-team used their abilities for spoiling a bank robbery. allison used influence ability. they killed some robbers for freeing the hostages. 

jon 5 used his travel ability to dodge bullets and swap the gun away. ben 6 used squid arms to kill the thugs by the vault. Sir was on the roof with a girl, 7. later, he introduced the teens to tv. he said that he adopted six with abilities who were the "umbrella Academy." Later, in 2003, 5 left for 16 years. in 2006 ben died. in 2015 Luther came to moon for 4 years.

in 2019, when they were age 30, Allison was a film star. Diego interrupted thugs doing a home break in. Luther exited his LU-nar base. Vanya was practicing V-iolin. they heard that sir died [+due to heart failure]. they came to the large major mansion. Luther noticed sir's monocle was stolen. in sir's office, he made klaus return stolen items. 

Allison and Pogo the talking monkey welcomed "vanya" but Diego was angry that vanya wrote a book about the team. Luther sceduled the memorial for evening that day, march 24, and claimd sir got murdered. Luther told Klaus to use his ability to ask sir's GHOST how he died. Klaus tried to obey but failed and accidently spilled sir's ashes. 

Luther came into his childhood room. while he heard music the other academy members seemed connected and started dancing, [while sad about dad death oops.]

lightning flashed. they gathered in the yard where Five appeard. 5 reported that he went in time to the future but got trapped there many years. he came in a 13-year old body [since 2003]. at the memorial pogo monkey thanked sir. diego reminded them sir was bad, so Luther and Diego *fout. Diego cut Luther's arm so lu went to his room. Grace, *thair robot recharged. 

5 drove to a shop. thugs tried to abduct him so he kild them. He used a knife to dig out a device from his arm, and dropd it in a puddle. Diego dropd Sir's monocle in a river. until diego rejoined klaus in the car, k' talkd with his dead brother, Ben. Vanya came home and saw 5 was there. Vanya bandaged Five's arm. Five told: the human extinction tragedy happend in april, only 8 days left. 

__e2 in 2003 at dinner, 5 asked Sir to let him try time travel. Sir refused. 5 ran out along the street & time traveld to several seasons [*bak to spring then winter before that] until he saw a future extinction. he went to the Academy and saw its ruins. 5 tried to time travel back to 2003 but failed. he stayed in the future until he was older, age 58.

now, 2019, in a motel, a couple code named Cha Cha & Hazel found that only one room was reserved for both. they got a package of weapons. Hazel hid a large briefcase in the room's vent so she criticized him to follow rules. 2 Detectives investigated the corpses at the shop. Patch questiond a waitress witness before she found and taserd Diego. 

she cufd him and stole his police radio and forgery police badge. At the Academy, Luther said, 4 years he had livd on the Moon. al' felt sad about her daughter Claire. 5 had a glass eye, from the future so came to its manufacturer. he learnt that patient records are classified. 5 was desperate about the apocolypse so threatend staff who cald security. 

At the police station, Patch learnt that the corpses were all wanted criminals. the fingerprints on a knife matched those from an old case. Hazel and Cha Cha took Syd and torturd him for information. they learnt that Five was the kid. later, Klaus went with 5 to the eye maker and acted like Five's dad. he injured himself and said "i will blame you" so doc lookd at the file.

they learnt that the eye's serial number was not made yet. Vanya, at her home, *taut v-iolin to a teen. Luther visited Diego at a room in a gym. d's home exchanged for cleaning. d' told his alibi that he was in the rink wen sir got murdered. at the academy, Pogo showd Allison "home videos" of the science report of  her childhood with the other academy kids. 

it gave her keys to lok so it can leave. she noticed a new security video and saw the murder of sir! At a shop, 5 saw his only frend in the future, the plastic model. C&H followd him and shot at him. Five hid with doll and moved until cops came. then the 3 scatterd. in the video room Allison and Luther watched the murder, but got interrupted by 5.

In the future, Five found the glass eye in dead Luther's hand. Five saw the team's corpses with one umbrella tattoo.

umb' e3 i fixed the bad order again

before a mission, the teen-team prepared. robot helpd kids: gave Allison her eye mask. she advised Diego about his stutter. later, in 2014, Vanya got a typewriter and typed a book. she read it on a tour. Diego put her author photo on a punchbag. Now, vanya came late to music practice. in video room, Allison showd Luther the security video.

robot gave sir tea, then he fell, seemd like she killd him. They question it, but no confession. At the motel, C&H saw the message *thair delaying lost some pay. people talkd. Klaus searchd the Academy's dumpster. 5 came down the fire escape and drove a van. vanya visited Len at his shop. he gave her a wood carving shaped like a violinist. 

Allison came so he praised the actress. many people talkd lots. At a bakery, C&H *questind the waitress about the shooting and lernt the boy had an umbrella tattoo. in the Academy, the team had a meeting and voted. A&L want the robot deactivated. but 3 outvoted them. luther denied defeat saying wait for five! [but could not win 3-3! anyway.] 

jon 5 spyd on eye maker and saw a guy put a case in a car. C&H came to Umbrella Academy that has same umbrella on gate. a battle raged. a chandelier fell on luther the strong. Diego spoke with robot that stitchd its own skin. Tearfully, he switchd it off. vanya came to Len's home. at a motel, Hazel showd her Klaus was tied and gagd.  t.b.c. in e4

stargate universe series my summary

 sgu, s1 e1-3

A very long space vehicle slowed. its *Stargate activated. a soldier came out from the gate and rolled and held his rifle, prepared for danger. from where? i will fix the order!

before this stargate event, Eli was playing a computer game that connected him with his pal. eli solved a puzzle. the next morning, soldiers came to his door. oneil [a star in sg1 series] explained that the puzzle was something secret. eli took papers and closed the door. suddenly, a flash of *bryt *lyt made eli vanish.

he found himself looking out the window from in a space vehicle in Earth orbit. [+the air force had used alien technology to assemble an advanced space vehicle.] dr. Rush explaind, "we need you." he offerd to help pay for his mother's medical expenses, [instead of her paying the copays from her salary]. The ship flew away. 

Eli saw videos explaining the technologies and called his ma when she got home. he went and met a lady. after just a few hours the ship slowed by a planet. on its surface was a Base. in a room 2 soldiers were "making out". they got interrupted when Young radiod him to come. Scott obeyed, so quickly dressed and ran.

outside, Eli, and others appear by the military Base in a mountain. They enter the base, and met Scott. he and Eli went to the gate. there Scott explained the planet core provided much energy. doc diald the nine symbol code. they use eli's puzzle solution. the ninth failed.

in a different time and place! in the gate room, where a soldier had came, more people followed and were showing panic. Scott radiod by gate to slow down. more people came. a guy checked the computers. the Stargate flashed oddly, when a soldier flew out from the gate just before it switched off. the place was dark. people panicd and shouted again. 

Young ordered Scott to oversee the group. Young's head bled. Scott askd Eli their location. he did not know that. they felt like a train moved sideways! they are in a vehicle accelerating! a soldier counted people as orderd. Eli searched for doc.

t.b.c..

pirat series summary another try

 list: 1, curse, 1748, 2, chest: the heart in a "chest", 1749= 3, end, 4, tide: find youth 1750, 5, dead: ghost 1751.

Curse 2003, a supernatural adventure

intro: the Black Pearl is a ship. its crew got a CURSE for stealing Aztec gold. they took lady and coin in 1748, but *1740 when kids met. 

STORY another try: in 1740, a great gray fog floated over a sea. the *Caribbean sea! on a boat [sailing toward Jamaica], a girl sang about pirats. Adults explaind that pirates murder and steal so they want to punish the evil harmful pirates. a boy floated on wood by a burning ship. they pulled him up. she hid his coin necklace.

the coin had a skull like the flag of evil pirates... that she saw on a nearby ship! it had *black sails and sailed away. "8 years" later [not twenty], in 1748, in summer, on a *Caribbean coast, she (Keira Knightley) awoke and checked. the coin was in a drawer. She heard a knock, so hid the skull coin. Her pa gave a gift: a dress for a ceremony. a guy (Orlando Bloom) came.

the survivor lottery and the royal rebellion

 

STORY:

in the black sea, in april 2022, a fire mysteriously blazed in the warship moskva. those on board saw the explosion on the hull as two missiles blasted the hull at the water line and set fire to the inside. damage control systems were destroyed so no damage control just spreading fires.

the highest ranking officer called on the intercom. "a small fishing boat is near. it can take five people. i want you  to understand that every one of you is precious... equally therefore those with the most military training are the added value. the most trained officers are vlad, vasli, vera, and vira. we must not sink the small fishing boat. 

"military police=MP will stay with ME here so besides those five all trying to swim will get shot so the best trained can survive." only few of the crew agreed. some said he should not get to choose we should do lottery by random to select who will live and who will drown. others argued that he had not chosen his preference but those names truly had done more officer training. 

others said if we know which five we can kill them and the five most trained will include us. others said you can't kill people. others said for the good of homeland the most trained get priority so we die for the homeland. others said admiral said he was staying he does not expect us to die more than himself. so many were calm...

until the fishing boat was in sight. then... people started jumping off the moskva with splashes. "we don't want to die!" they shouted as they dropped from the starboard deck into the sea. first three then six more! the mp opened fire, spraying rapid fire at the swimmers to prevent them from taking unjust places in the fishing boat. 

while the mps were busy 4 more jumped off the port deck. mps were watching and shot them dead. when the moskva reached the fishing boat the four officers and the admiral who had lied were the five people lowered down from the high deck to the fishing boat. the rest felt trapped some cried. some emphasized their atheism. and denial of irrational spiritual soul ideas. 

some joked about burial at sea! they were doomed as fires spread and more explosions and unstoppable blazes in addition to to the lower decks flooding causing a tilt slant called a list on the heavier side where the hole got blasted. the water line was now ten feet under water as if carrying heavy loads. they knew they were sinking and they might burn before the water ended the fire.

some said "i dont wont to burn and jumped in the sea" others said i dont want to drown and jumped in the sea. mps sprayed them with rapid fire bullets to kill them and prevent them overloading the small fish boat. the fish boat switched on its small motor and sped away. before the fish ship reached the horizon it hit a mine! 

those who had hoped to survive were not just killed but destroyed. those doomed had outlived them! the admiral appeared and said this was just to see who would jump over the side. to filter the crew. really we can all get rescued by a squadron of transport helicopters that i knew about which is why i stayed. blazing flames were extinguished as the moskva sank deeper under the water.

its tilt was already 33 degrees to the side and the deck was only a half yard from the surface but flames still burnt on deck and under deck. the transport helicopters came and soldiers who had been doomed started climbing the rope ladders to the transport. the ones first to the rope were climbing fast the others were cheering that they would be saved...

but alas tragicly the moskva had one last huge explosion. it killed anyone near it and destroyed all but two of the transport helicopters. the blast and shrapnel knocked some people off the rope so only a few made it to the two surviving helicopters. they did not get the living from the sea because both were damaged and needed to rush to shore. 

one was too damaged and soon fell in the sea. only one transport helicopter with a few sailors made it to the coast. in the copter someone asked: in a world of kings if the king died and the oldest son becomes king but he is very cruel. so people chose to revolt and want the second son to be king due to royal but not the real king what is the good thing to do?

who would you support?

one said i cant support the younger because he is not the real king. that is not the good guy must side with the real heir of the throne. other one said the good must battle the cruel  that is the good side even if not the heir. the pilot of the helicopter had a solution. considering he is cruel we can assume most people would vote against him! so that is good.

he added, we can assume the other younger brother would win the election and not only are you fighting cruelty you are supporting the one that would get elected by majority and that is the real leader because chosen by the people. the asker argued that the question was in a world of kings so voting cannot choose. 

pilot explained that he meant the one from ROYAL who has majority support. the asker was stubborn still not the real heir even if would get elected! must support the rightful heir because he inherited. another argued the pilot is still correct even in the time of king because at some time the king system ended and that was at the time of king, when changed.

so it is the time of king when changing choosing leaders so at the time of kings is the time to end the king system and all the factors point to choosing the younger brother instead of the cruel one. the pilot added "and that is the reason we are not landing in crimea we are landing in hungarey so you can choose your leader instead of putid".

indeed he landed on the coast and it was hungary. as planned hungarian trucks were waiting with rifle carriers. the passengers and crew left weapons inside the copter. they exited and wore only uniform pants not even wore uniform shirts. they excremented from russia and joined the hungarian army while waiting to apply for european union citizenship. 

the sailors were sent to the coastal patrol small warships. the admiral started low rank there but was trusted with the multiple rocket system. the pilots joined the hungarian attack helicopter squadrons. the admiral had one last card up his sleeve. he sent a coded message to the 3 most hi tec of the russian ships in the black sea fleet. 

one submarine with upgraded hi tec which happened to carry several types of rockets to shoot a row of fourteen hydrogen warheads and two new warships of destroyer class came to take the admiral home. as they neared the range of the long range missile the admiral personaly shot at the surfaced submarine that had surfaced to take him home and at the two new very expensive hi tec destroyers, 

he could not miss! russia lost its best submarine in the region and its most expensive newest destroyers of all russian destroyer class. then hungarian divers went down to get the atomic warheads. the admiral had kept his deal so hungary granted him and his crew citizenship in hungary. they invited their spouses and families to come as tourists with two way tickets and hotel rooms. 

when the family arrived they were granted spouse of citizen status and simply did not use the second half of the ticket. and that was the end of the crew of the moskva.

fan fiction, stargate origins, and summary

part SIX to ten.

continuity: catherine had followed her pa by gate. there they wrestled a gard. she tapd the arm device causing rings to come and take away the gard. they had walked in the desert until got captured and wasif got wounded. techealed him. +they had some adventures in that world... i will write later, but in part ten how she get home. 

we know she got home because daniel talked to her when she was adult. this fan fiction completes some of the story that they started in series origins. what nazi did. what harsesis baby did. reminder of series at endnote.

STORY part six: ra wore his fancy hat and sent soldiers to find the intruders. jaffa gards came to the tent and took catherine and her two male escorts back to prison. meanwhile, nazi showed his film device to the gard. they led him to ra. nazi showed the plug! but no electric socket outlet. ra attached a triangle pyramid to the two prongs and shynd his hand device on the pyramid. 

the video showed on the wall. "my hero" said the the S.S. nazi pointing at hitler who was shouting his angry speech. ra held the captured pistol and said, "your planet is getting strong." gards led in catherine's pa. they put a jaffa armor shirt on him. then ra pointed the pistol and shot once! it *PEIRCED the jaffa armor. 

ra ordered, "they are a threat we must destroy them."  when pa died a jaffa shot zat 3 times. professor body vanished vaporized. another jaffa dragd in the older corpse. this too 3 zaps vaporised. catherine and boys escaped how? to be continued. and more dangerous adventure in ra land!\

part TEN: conclusion

jaffa gathered in the gate room. catherine and her 2 men stood garded by jaffa with staff wepons. some jaffa wore back bags. nazi heard a baby cry so he walked to see the baby called harsisis. jaffa opened the gate to earth, catherine ran into the gate with the jaffa. "wait" shouted bil and wasif chasing her. ra aimed the pistol and shot both boys dead before they could escape!

they fell dead by the gate. during this distraction ss-guy grabbed the alien baby and ran to the gate. the baby stopped crying but the lady screamed. ra asked the lady why she screamed she pointed at the gate as the nazi carried the baby thru. ra spoke to his arm device so the gate shut off but nazi  ss-guy was already in!.

on the other side a gard heard the command and turned as nazi gated in he shot a staff blast... accidently blasting the hersisus dead. british gards were by the gate. one jaffa ignited his rocket back bag and flew up but the rifles shot him and the other jaffa dead. the brits pulled the armor off the jaffa and the ss-uniform off the nazi. when they saw the pouch they showed shock!

brit officer ordered hide this impossible stuff. they made a pile of jaffa and nazi and poured petrol and burnt the pile of corpses in a big fire that burnt the strange jaffa body with the pouch and the blasted baby and the nazi. catherine said you must go get my pa. how? in that gate but british commander said "this is impossible".

he spoke on the radio to arrange a boat to take the gate to sea. due to the war they sent the gate to nutral u.s.  meanwhile, in ra land, ra gave the pistol to a jaffa who zapd using zat at the two young men, three times. they vaporized. in u.s. the gate got lowered down into a mountain the END.

next fill in parts 6789 until the return and finale.

summary of characters: ra lived until sg1 will come later. hersisis got killed by jaffa error and corpse burnt to hide. profesor killed by ra. his corpse and 2 boys vaporized by zat. from that group only catherine lived. nazi lady eva suicide by chemical in teeth. corpse zat vaporize too. ss guy killed by jaffa and burnt by brits with jaffa corpses.

catherine took the book back to england. after the war she moved to u.s.

part six

another adventure in ra land [before the jaffa opend the gate to attack powerful hitler.]

to be continued

endnote series summary: Stargate Origins summary

e. 1-5: in 1928, in an Egyptian desert, people found a gigantic ring. Catherine Langford's pa studied it, for more than ten years, without solving the mystery. at night, an ss-nazi came and activated the device. He took her pa hostage and beyond the gate. Catherine escaped and led two soldiers, Beal, and Wasif, to the gate and in! 

ss-guy met a powerful Guld that killed a guy. her team came thru for the rescue mission and battled a gard. Catherine diald home but a symbol was missing. her team followed a guide. they met some locals [hinted they were Abydonian by name kasuf referd to 1994 film]. her team got tied but escaped and battled. Wasif got wounded but tec heald him.

e6-10 her pa got forced into alliance with nazi and guld who pland about Earth. guld & ss met locals but fail to join. Catherine allied with locals and tried stop ss-guy but face more danger. Catherine and Beal try to evacuate to safety. finally went home as described in my fan fiction. above.

my ride in a soviet t69b tank

in the 1990s i awoke from a trip in time and space! i had been inside a tank during the war called yom kippur war when the arab neighbors of israel acted "very" neighborly and sent their tanks along the border. egypt blocked shipping and syria sent its tanks invading into northern israel. we were in a russian t69b tank crossing into northern israel. the year was 1973! 

i was the tank commander! but i did not know arabic! the controls around me had russian letters but i did not know russian. i waved my hand... so the tank driver turned obeying my orders we separated from the rest of the group. that gave me an idea since we rode on tracks i motioned my hand like a circle... the driver turned wider and we went around a hill! 

i looked out the front and saw no enemy army vehicles. the cannon guy shouted something to me in arabic pointing, but i did not understand arabic. so i followed the direction it was clearly a village with homes. i held up a hand. like stop. he started arguing with the driver and the driver was angry... i thought they were gonna stab me for not shooting at the jew village...

...but luckily the driver convinced him to save ammunition. on the radio i heard numbers. number in arabic sounds similar to hebrew we were losing many tanks as they rode under israel artillery between the mountains called golan! we were saved by going separately. we rounded the hill to attack the israel artillery from behind... but i heard a knock on the metal top of the tank.

i understood some foot soldier was there with explosives to put on the weak armor in the back or drop in a grenade. i jumped to the driver and held my hand stop! he stopped i pulled off my army uniform and white under shirt and stuck it out the gun slit! then i heard "niknattem" i knew what that meant so i said niknannu.

i opened the round door of the turret which was not even locked yikes! he coulda opened and dropped a grenade! i poked my white undershirt up and climbed up facing... the tube of the uzi rapid fire submachine gun. i climbed out and down. my gunner was stupid and was climbing up with his pistol in one hand. the israeli saw that and sprayed him with the uzi. poppoppop.

he then closed the round door pulled a grenade, pulled its pin, opened the round cover a bit dropped it in and  closed. my tank crew was doomed and the expensive computer equipment would be destroyed but at least i was alive. the grenade exploded and the ammunition inside blew up too. the tank barely held together as its joint swelled and the sides popped off and flew 7 feet away.

the turret caved in under the israeli and the noise woke me up. i awoke in high school dorm somewhere in u.s. and realized that i needed to learn russian and arabic. so i started learning russian letters and sounds but i never returned to the tank... year after year passed... until this week. a couple weeks ago in december someone told me that russia is sending old tanks from the 1950s into ukraine.

i knew this was impossible because the russians had built thousands of tanks during the 1980s and had, according to the war website, the MOST tanks in the world more than ten thousand! despite they stopped producing in 1991 when not an enemy to nato' but they still had many from the 1980s. i argued but they guy showed me pictures.

turns out, russia had around 3000 operational tanks in february '22 thinking plenty to take kiev and ukraine but were surprised to lose dozens on the first day. ukraine had not surrendered yet but claimed 200 destroyed in the first week of battle which i refused to believe but perhaps some days 30 and others ten? 

i read that in june '23 ukraine claimed to have destroyed 4000 tanks in a year and a half. i felt it was outrageous exageration except... the article quoted a brit admiral... we all know they have brit precision spy satelites and know the precise number better than those on the battlefield! brit said that number is not far from the real number. i knew he knew as above!

he said "we do not know exactly" which he did as above but he estimated "not far" 4000 from a reasonable estimate. a couple months after that ukraine celebrated destroying 5000 tanks. if true russians had lost 5/12 of their tanks, still plenty left but lost plenty nearly half! that means they lost 2000 modern tanks and indeed had sent thousands of the old ones.

in january '24 ukraine claimed to destroy 6000 tanks that means russia lost half if its total 12000 which seems impossible but considering they are old and the brit said 4000 was not far from a reasonable estimate, meaning what he saw on precision satelites... then now a haf year later they probably did destroy 2000 more old tanks easy to destroy.

all that reading caused me to dream... this morning i woke from a trip to a russian tank.  i was working as a computer programmer typing english programming words when three soldiers in green uniform drafted me into the tank armor unit. i argued that i would be more helpful fighting cyber but they laughed.

"how dare you argue. we will send you to prison . we do not need you on a computer. we need tank crews!" so i followed them to a truck. squeezed in with other non sport geeky nerds and rode the cramped crowded truck to the east border of ukraine. i recalled my dream about the t69b tank in 1973 and hoped i would be put in a t80 tank.

i knew the statistics i would be in a 1950 t64 even older than the one in the yom kippur war. to my surprise since we were nerds we got the newer t90d a limited edition for show, with fancy computers  stuff. i was the only one without glasses. my crew were two very nerdy looking engineers probably far smarter than me who were wiping the steam off their glasses in the stuffy unventilated t90.

i looked at the controls and THIS time i knew the russian letters but... they were abbreviations what the bleep was a frs? we joined a slow moving column on a road over the border, already held by us but the slow annoyed me. i yelled "chitiriski" hoping it meant forty. the driver gave me the look i belonged in an asylum so i waved my arm like when i was commander in the syra war.

he swerved the tank off the road and we rode our tracks fast passing over 100 old tanks. soon we were far ahead of the column moving between trees out of sight ukrainian drones. i was angry that i was drafted and sent into danger. i wondered if they were also unwilling to fight for piutin? but i was scared to say it because one or both might be loyal... 

nah they were too nerdy but i could not risk. so i said "i like programming better" and the younger guy said in english shut up. that was pretty loyal or was he pretending because he was scared of me? soon we coud hear the booms from the battle field! i had to test if they were not loyal like me we can surrender and hide in ukraine!

i ordered in my best russian in fanciest words "save ammunition we have very few in storage for resupply." they barked yes sir in english... maybe i was just dreaming? one said in english "respectfully sir if we get hit our own bomb will explode in here." so i agreed we must not risk that. use all but two to practice aiming.

the gunner went to work aiming at trees ahead of us and fired 13 of the 15 anti tank shells. only two were left so we could use it but most were used for a good cause target practice. then  something exploded near us. the tank wall was *peirced! the armor, even of the t90 was weak even by a near miss! the driver stopped and switched off the radio and power. 

the gunner jumped at me with a raised steak knife. i lifted both hands to block his arm hand with the knife and yelled "i was drafted against my will" but i said it in hebrew by mistake. the guy stopped pushing the knife and said, "shto? what?". i was so scared i could only speak in hebrew but luckily he realized i was not really russian. so he lowered the knife.

he said in english "our tank is damaged we better just surrender"   i agreed "dah" they laughed and mocked my dah saying dah! we all pulled off our uniforms and climbed out of the tank we crawled to the ukrainian line and told them that a damaged t90 tank is there. we will give it if you give us new clothing and food. 

a guy sprayed rapid fire at us and said shpino! spies. according to novel james bond. luckily he only killed my crew they knew i was american and told me to lead them to the tank for capture. i crawled back the way i came. they turned the tank around and drove to surprise the russian invaders from the flank. too bad only two anti tank shells left.

i was given new clothes and ate three boiled hot dog thin sausages. i said i was a computer programmer so they sent me to a city in the west ukraine to work for a software company i made games for kids and my eyes got tired from the bright screen so i rubbed my eyes and awoke in my home here in new york.

being american had saved my life. the end.

the vowel pair i with e and SOLUTIONS

false: "I before E except after C?" noticed word "seize" and more! 

except "E sound" in word seize, and in word neither and in leisure. THAT is the exception. i found a good sample and will show SOLUTIONS.

an added vowel changes bed to bead, led to lead, same added i is an added vowel influenced word neither, first syllable sounds like words bee eat seize! the e is first. same as leisure too!

we can say this "rule" is not an exact +++science see? but if we can remove "c" then "sience" would match rule. rhyme: "we learnt a false rule,

when we were in scool!"

c part false too! +++"ancient"... but i offer SOLUTIONS by groups. we find after a "c", rule false: "ancient" after the c has "i before e" and in species too!

also not ONLY vowel "a" sound "veil their" as exceptions, because as above, also "neither" but word neither matches the pattern.

veil does not match the pattern, so isolate the one that matches patterns. 

i exclude added prefix or suffix +ing because separate categories: ignite > reignite, or agree > agreeing any suffix: de+ism. also aging is valid.

SOLUTIONS

marked by arrow > go to solution. RULE: science > sience like rule.

a, sound "A", group wait: eight > ait =8, 18, 80 etc. so ait, aiteen, aitey, aith 1/8 etc., freight > *frait, heir > *air SAME as we hear and ears distinguish. horses neigh > nai, kings reign > rain EARS can distinguish so can spell same. hold reins > rains,  their > thair, weigh > *wai, weight > *wait ears can distinguish! veil > vail. despite can group the vowel a sound that is not the pattern of words "even and saving" so better to isolate vowel e sound and add e sounds as i will show.

She wore a *vail. they combed *thair hair, i feel cold air and i am his *air. EARS distinguished. he heard the horses *nai. but neigh is pattern of seize and leisure! and different sound.

b, sound "E" group me: basis: "seize, neither" because e sound because added vowel changed "bed to bead"

atheist, caffein, ceiling, "conceit", deist, deity, either, *feild, leisure, neither, protein, *sheild, *speceis,  *weild, weird, *yeild,    

note: decaffeinated prefix and suffix category.

c, group eve, like vowel i influenced vowel in words "saving" "date" or "dating":  +++beige > bage, *dradil, neighbor > nabir like sound saving.

d, group in: ancient > *aincint. conscience > *conscince. counterfeit > counterfit, foreign >farrin, forfeit > forfit,  sovereign > *sovrin, sufficient > *sufficint.

e, group my: apartheid > apartyd, feisty > fystey,  height > hyt, heist >hyst, kaleidoscope > *kalydoscope, poltergeist > poltergyst, seismic > *sysmic, 

notes: reveille rare i will not bother with rare nor sleigh. name category: nonpareil candy name like Keith and title sheik. reindeer  like blood vessel named vein.