Tuesday, June 8, 2021

june birthdays [this kuz improved from 2020 version]

JUNE
1. b.=Birthday of Hawkman Hall c1940=comic book when known long ago. 2e
3. start pf's vacation "june 3", +b. Shrinking Violet, "salu vi" c1961. 4foe. 
5e but: in 1967, due to egyptian tanks massing near border, israel bombed egypt warplanes on ground in 18 airfields. israel successfully destroyd nearly 90% of egyptian mig warplanes. israel invaded sinai peninsula successfully chasing the tanks AWAY from the border...but egypt king refused to surrender as the egyptian soldiers fled westward. israelis found thousands of boots and rifles and bags discarded to run fast. despite the loss of warplanes and "air superiority" [see below]  fighting continued there. also jordan started shelling israel that day, so israel fout jordan and syria. despite israel crushing their warplanes, the arabs did not surrender so fighting continued the following day. a strategist would have responded to the loss of warplanes and "air superiority" with IMMEDIATE cease fire and surrender and de-militarized zone but... hate was stronger and the arab leaders refused to surrender.... as israel advanced into egypt westward and also eastward taking land from jordan... that jordan "occupied" outside its historical border which was established in jordan independence in 1920's. arabs refused to surrender so fighting continued as israel took more land called west bank until reaching the "original" jordan border. fighting continued until june 10 cease fire.  
6 b. mr. Forrest gump, +x. 7e8x9x, 
10e but worthy to celebrate the 1967 "cease fire" ending "the short 6 day war" not exactly celebrating victory that israeli air victory was an earler day, yet not end war, but celebrating the cease-fire, between israel and muslim neighbors. see june 5. 11x
12 marty "back future"+foe. 13x
14.  [not federal] Flag Day, symbol june 14, 1777 new law describing new flag to unify many regiments each with different flag: 13 stripes beside 13 stars on blue. 15e16x
17e, Kyle's Mom  (Sheila),  "april" not IN vacation, so for phineas 14 days [despite not chronologic, yet need a day] after june 3. age "vague" as intended but one year older. 
18 Terrance Mephesto's b. s.p, "superbaby" landed on "a certain" Earth a week before official adoption. kent couple saw crash n found same day naming clark.
19.  b. Hawkgirl-Shayera, after 1956, +b. garfield
20 b. Token s.p+x
21. celebrated in summer b. ma, pf, also nature change, stop adding lyt, hence new season named summer. for symbol now is the evening for human "to lyt a lyt" kuz stopd adding nature lyt. but rabbis bakwards. 22 foe 23x24x25x26e
27 dobby h.p+ anniversary Aquaman wed Mera. next birthday not 28-30, july first, indiana jones. 28x29x30x next birthday July 1. indiana jones.

Monday, June 7, 2021

30/100 top video

 topic: contrast the top ten of the ten recent years until cinemas closed for covid:
30/100 top video
 a. top ten [but avatar 2009 too old]
937m star wars 2015 beat other s.w.
858m avengers 2019
700m black panther 2018
679m avengers 2018
652m jurassic w. 2015
623m avengers 2012
620m sw 2017
609m incredibles 2018
544m lion 2019
532m star wars 2016
summary  the top ten have 3 of star wars and 3 of avengers.
515m s.w. 2019
504m beauty 2017 even 500m not enuf for top ten!
486m dory 2016
477 frozen 2019
459m av' 2015
448m dark knight 2012
434m toy 2019
427m cap' marvel 2019
425m hunger g. 2013
418m jur' w. 2018
415m toy story 3, 2010 [stronger dollars before infaltion]
413m w.w. 2017
409m iron man 2013
408m hunger games 2012
=c.a. 2016
405m jumanji 2017
401m frozen 2013
391m spider 2019
390m gaurd' 2017
381m h.p. 2011
the top 30% of the top ten in ten recent years acheevd over $380m !

Sunday, June 6, 2021

june 6

 NOW an important day in history... yet a HUGE military error. the day could be important for french and jews... the nazis temporarily ruled france until june 6 (today) 1945, when allies started landing on france for the first step of liberation and the significant step to the end of the nazi-mass-murdering millions of jews for example on january 27 , 1945 soviets liberated a major killing center named auschwitz while the killing continued in other smaller minor death camps. 
from an objective military perspective, separate from emotion of jew and france as above, the commander in cheif of u.s. then president dnc wrongly scattered u.s. forces in response to the attack from japan. consider: japan controlled as far east as gilbert isle chain! called longitude 180 far east from tokyo which allies liberated end 1943 in novemebr TWO years late! if not for dnc bad idea, coulda "scattered" navy and forces around the vast perimeter of japan hitting all around at once! japan could not defend all and would collapse... instead of holding gilbert two years. bad dnc only liberated gaudalacanal while scattering forces to africa and france and italy instead of the perimeter of japan as above... who was u.s. main enemy then? japan! idiot dnc bad decisions. the war woulda ended much quicker. yes i blame the democratic-political party for "too long" due to error.
back to jew emotion: 
Liberation of Auschwitz
On January 27, 1945, the Soviet army liberated thousands 
some major killing centers were closed before liberation and the killing continued in aushwitz etc.
this date is an international date for remembering the holocaust sad tragedy inverting the joy of lliberation. the fact that jws do not celebrate the liberation from auschwitz is surprising.  excepyt that the killing continued after january.
bergen lib april 15 

the APT reply to peer pressure of circumcision

we must learn the clever tricks
in our society the "peer pressure" that we know in school is bad... is common to immediately pressure parents to circumcise cut off a peice of their son.
"i had a boy"
"congratulations did you find a moihel?"
is the immediate response
at this point a wiser parent will respond using "the pro-cut technique" by saying "stop talking about my sons genitals."
that pushes the questioner bck without debating if you will actually succumb to the peer pressuer or protect your son from the knife and blood and loss.
sadly our society is so "tilted" that only pro-cut are allowed to pressure people into cutting to the point that the common response is to mention the cut with the yiddish word... yet the tilt is so bad that no eual for the "other" protect baby side. we get stopd with the phrase above which WE must use for the purpose of resisting the peer pressure as above.
 

Friday, June 4, 2021

tiger conclusion

 stuff happened in germany but now i write about the india part. replying to the biasd preference in jurassic park 3 favoring reunion to reality. a soldier should out-weapon the beast while the men and women realisticly get hunted after reunion.
H&L left with the tour group that harry had assembled. he hired one nerd from a college in mumbai,just one to save money. his job was to explain the tigers that they will see. harry brought several high quality cameras including a larj video camera.
two soldiers, enriq eng and erik ebsin had served in a punjab unit so harry hired them and they brought their rifles and some grenades that they signed for drills.
major eng had access to a jeep so he used his authority to use a jeep from his mechanized unit. what were their names? the americans harry and larry. the european but locally born erik and enriq. and the nerd fergus fay febton. lil larry complained that the group needed a woman or else it was a crime to expel women. harry assured him the world does not work like that.
lil larry then complained that the group lacked a negro kuz people would complain why the group had no negros? harry patiently explained that "many minority" groups exist many non-whites and singling out black was racist to the other non-whites. erik chimed in "like us "darkies". larry was stubborn still no negroes is bad. harry insisted "YOU are the one separating skin color so YOU are the racist."
fergus added and a jungle is not a place for a lady. larry fired back "what are you implying? that women are WEAKER?--nope women ARE weaker. no need to imply and a lady must not slow us down." explained the nerd. coming from a college nerd made that sound logical to lil larry.
eng drove the jeep far from the city and eventualy left the paved roads for dirt paths and finally left the path too. they reached the wild land. the locals knew the spot had many tigers one of the many tiger reserves in india. many people died from tigers in insdia but human life is cheap and the rare tiger must multiply regardless of the danger of tigers to humans.
well this hunting group rejected that idea.
eng lied "these are the wild plains of india where there are far too many deadly tigers. we must thin the numbers or else it will tip the ecology." fergus snorted but for the money he bit his lip. erik added "and they will not die for nothing i love the stripe pattern on orange fur".
the jeep sped along the grassy plain. harry used the jeep loud-speakers to shout and attract the beasts. together with the loud engine of the jeep, the noise attracted some curious tigers, "around nine" shouted erik. they were walking parallel to the jeep. eng stopd the jeep and they separated to surround the lions. but those were the lions they saw... what about the lions that they did not see?
fergus and uncle harry started photographing the group and were aiming a camera and video camera. lil larry went with major eng  to "flank" the herd. erik went to the other side.
before the troops were in position tragedy!
a tiger crept behind the filmers and jumpd one... harry toppled over as the claws ripd harry's arm open. at first fergus spun the camera for filming the tiger but soon realized he must save the victim.
he drew out his pistol... the one from his pa and shot the tiger once.
an ugly red patch sweld over the orange fur. and the angry tiger jumped toward the nerd. ff repeated blasting fat bullets into the tiger but the tiger did not die nor fall from pain... instead the calamatous claws ripd f's chest so the video camra flew sideways.
with that PAIN out of the way the tiger returned to his "primary" choice the fatter uncle larry who lay on the graass moaning in pain. somehow the tiger knew to bite harrys neck but as he ate... he lost more and more blood and soon collapsed dead... score 2 humans dead to one tiger dead. the tigers were winning. harry had quickly failed his mission to get potos... well he got them but would never bring them home.
more tigers smelld the food and ate the three corpses two human and one tiger.
the army group was not doing much better!
the herd was acting nervous from the sounds of the gunshots. erik had trouble aiming but with his sniper skill he hurried to aim at the heads to get clean fur. he planned two shots and fired BANG and BANG. two tiger skulls shatterd. the herd ran from the noise... toward eng and the kid! major eng was aiming his rifle but realized he must use a grenade as the tigers rushed twoard him... he grabd the quik grenade puld its pin and threw it ahead of the tigers...
YOU MISSED hollerd lil larry in horror but the grenade did not explode... for a few seconds... until the tigers reached the spot BOO-OOM rumbled the grenade throwing five huge tigers up and to the sides. the lead tiger slowed... as its hind legs were blasted with fragments... but the last one turned back away from the explosion and fled back... to where erik was cutting the fur off his two kills... he heard the paws pounding the ground heavy thuds as the tiger fled in fear... not the silent stalking... so erik heard and turned his rifle BANG and BANG the tiger's skull and neck burst open and a jet of red blood streamd out. his skills had saved him... but only from the one he had heard!
 a pair of tigers came from behind... only one stopd at the sound of the rifle but the other  ignoring the nois of his rifle and pounced... in numbers the humans "won the battle" 3 lost to ten but the other tigers had plenty of human flesh. while the tigers ate erik and harry and  the dead tiger near fergus's corpse major eng finished cutting the fur off the tigers that had lost their skulls. 
larry finally recovered from his shok and trauma and horror and gasped "we should run from the tigers--not yet they have food so we have time to harvest the pelts then i will drive you home. 
lil larry stood in horror at the gruesome view of five huge tigers barely crawling as they moand their last breaths.
finally eng had cut two huge rectangles off the tiger corpse. and fearlessly walked to the group eating uncle harry.
another grenade flew... up high... as eng counted down seven six... the grenade exploded over the heads of the feeders and two on the side fled while the other collapsed deaad.
larry ran to his cool uncle... but could not tell which corpse was harry? the blood made him belch barf... out came his brekfast of cucumber salad.
major eng grabd lil larry's arm and pulld him to the jeep. as they drove away larry protested "we gotta bury harry". eng ignored him. suddenly lil larry on childish impulse jumped over the low door of the jeep and ran back to the corpses.
eng decided that without a group the situation wa too dangerous to chase the kid. he would be forced to report to the rangers. 
to make matters worse he heard a jeep approaching toward him!
they must not find him near the massacre! he turned the nose of the jeep away from his goal and hid in the trees. as the ranger jeep approached he lobd another grenade high... his practice paid off as it exploded over the jeep killing the three rangers. this time larry woulda been satidfied. one negro lady ranger was driving her assistants two bearded locals one muslim and the other budhist. she slumped over the steer-wheel and stopd pressing the pedal so the jeep stopd. 
he pulld the multi-racial rangers off the jeep and away from the dirt path. then he hid the jeep among trees.
he returned to his jeep and followed the path to the raanger station to report "i was driving on the path" part of the time that was true... i sw a kid around age 15 [he intentionally lied] wandering in the nature reserve far from the track we gotta find which tour group e separated from.
having done his moral duty and responsibility to rescue the kid... he drove the jeep back to the army base... parked it in the lot and signed that he returned it then returned the remaining grenades listing the total as "drill practice" which was partly true and drove his own old car off the base having returned the jeep on schedule. 
next he deposited some of the money that uncle harry gave him in his bank... and considered it was not enuf to buy the new car he wanted so he would need a new plan.
he phoned barry...
eng figured if now was 6 afternoon then it must be noon in america.
the desk phone rang at barry's home. barry awoke from the ring and saw the time 6a. he ran to the desk to see who?
"this is major eng of punjab." a silent pause followed. then barry replied "wrong number" and switched off the phone... but before he could walk away it rang again. "barry" he heard.
"yes i am barry.-- your brother harry said i should tell you the kid ran away from the tour group in the nature reserve... which was partly true... the kid had run away in a nature reserve not knowing it was a tiger reserve and had run away from HIM the tour guide so technicly not a lie just a deception to get money... same as superman skpoke part truths to hide his secret.
"oh dear, that idiot wild harry...--stop blaming" interrupted eng, "harry already paid me part for the search parties but i feel like you should personnally join the search for his son."
a brief silence and then barry understood... his son had disobeyed the tour guide and wanderd into the jungle. always a rebellious brat. why could he not have a good son who would not fly to india with uncle but without parental consent now he was wandering in a jungle probably starving to death.
"which city" askd barry. eng explained which international airport was nearest and that he would personnaly drive him for no fee... except the fee he would pay a guide for the search party. "you know which reserve so i will simply hire you" replied barry. eng shook his head sadly it the naive americans so predictable.
all he had to do was not seem greedy and he would enuf money to buy his new car.
actually he could sell one of the tiger furs that would be enuf... damn! he realized too late thta he coulda been "out of the picture". too late. anyway he would use both as decorations.
barry presd the switch of the phone and immediately called his ex... larry's biological mom who had lost custody because he had lied that she drank vodka all the time.
he had claimed that such a drunk would be a bad influence and use all the alimony fees for vodka insted of the son's needs.
he got custody and remarried with the lady that he had been cheating with... was that REALLy immoral considering holy jacob and david had more than one wife.
even the lie iin court that false testimony was for "the kids benefit" not selfish so he could make sure the money went to the kids "needs" as he defined them not mom's new shoes!
the phone rang and rang finally amelia axell  baswell answerd the phone yelling "what are you bugging me so early?"--amy dear i bet your hangover is just dreadful" replied barry continuing his lie that she was a drunk.
"i dont have a hangover! you filthy liar!--that exactly what a drunk would say--wadya want anyway so early?--our son larry got lost in a nature reserve.--big deal the rangers will find hiim--in india" he concluded. a silent pause then my started cussing wtf! who the hell took him to bleeping india?--harry..." he let her rant a few more seconds holding th ephone away from his ear and counting to ten. finally he returnd it to his ear "answer me already" she hollerd in frustration. barry had not heard the question so he simply told the truth "i dont have an answer but we should go find him.--well you are PAYING for this expense he was with YOU--haha", chuckled barry, "you dont wanna dig into your VODKA money..." then he moved the phone awy from his ear but she hollered so loud that he could still hear her angry shouts. again he counted to ten and said "dont squirm out of your responsibility as mother you are gonn pay for half of the search party expenses and the tickets to india that i bought. your half is 14 thousand dollars." he waited for the xplosion but none came. "hello amelia?" finally a voice sobbing "i would gladly pay the whole 28 thousand for my baby--he is not a baby anymore" corrected barry. she concluded her thought "i am writing the check for 20 grand now make the arrangements--you know i do not trust a druunk--what what??--you lack money for such a check, wire the money to my account and i will  hire the search party. and dont squirm out of your responsibilty he is your son too.--whatever." he told her the account details and waited by his computer.
on amelia's side she started entering her code on the computer through her tears of her beloved son. and realized she could buy her own ticket cheaper. still 20 thousand did not include the plane tickets that would be his half. she used the online compter service to move the money.
in barry's home, soon anuf the bank website showed the new deposit. he called the airline for a direct flight to india. 
his wife zoe zobin baswell enterd the home from her night shift at the mall. "honey you are gonna need to sleep on the plane. larry is lost in india.--not my son i am going to sleep--now listen here young lady you are a part of this family and you will help us search for him. dont try to squirm from your parental responsibility i do not demand from you more thna i demand from myself. now get in the car. 
she went to the car and he paid for the private jet with some of the twenty thousand he had recieved.
he drove with zoe to the airport. as they drove she ranted about "how dare you accuse me of squirming from responsibility YOU are the one who never blah blah..." barry did not interrupt her ranting and started regretting marrying such a bitch.
luckily the car phone interrupted "where the bleep aare you i am already at the airport entrance and you are not here.--meet us at gate d in the section named david." the phone switched off.
zoe continued her complaints despite her slurd words from drowsiness and soon the smooth drive lulled her into a sleep even midsentence. "thank god she worked night shift" barry whisperd.
finally he reached the parking near the wing for private jets. he woke zoe and a val-ay took the keys to park the small dark car.
"we dont have luggage" whined zoe continuing her complaints. "which will speed check in" explained barry. "you are such a muffin. i regret ever marrying you blah blah" barry stopd listening again. they entered the long corridor and ran on the moving floor. they reached gate d and joined amelia. then they rushed to the doors and the pilot led them to the private jet. the women hugd and climbed nto the private jet. barry entered the pilot section and shut the door. soon they were flying to india.
the ladies slept but barry was alert from a good night sleep. he watched jurasssic park 3 nad other videos until they landed.
major eng was at the airport as scheduled. he explained that the rangers refused to search kuz they believed lil larry was dead by now wandering among tigers.. the women exploded tigers you said it was a NATURE reserve. "which is true" commented eng.
the woman spent the ride telling how dreadful barry was all year and now this.
eng lied to barry "harry went on his own to search for him kuz the rangers refused to cooperate." he knew this was false but used deception for money.
major eng called in anothe major nd a kirnel to join the mission. they had already agreed to  search as the "right thing to do" but he lied to the parents that the search party was professional military and would cost et thousand u.s. dollars "we know" moaned amy which shocked bth eng and barry. how? ah the "half is 14 minus 20" barry realized. wow that was lucky and unplanned. only eng knew he would not be dividing the 8 grand.
the car drove to the tiger reserve and kirnel kitjul drove the military jeep with major rama radliv. they drove together along a dirt path until reaching the section of the tiger reserve where larry had jumped out of the jeep. 
the ladies jumpd out of the jeep and split up. "stay together" hollered barry half hoping they wouldnot listen but pretending he was responsible. as usual his wives ignored him and ran in different diirections shouting larry larry... had they forgotten this was a tiger reserve?
major rama followed zoe to but the other men stayed together and drove along the dirt path. "i am hoping he will stay near paths so people will see him" explained the kernil.  major eng noticed a pair of tigers behind some trees  moving parallel so he used his sniper rifle to shoot one the other charged at the jeep so he shot it too. its skull shatterd from precise aim... in contrast to the bullets from the nerd.
a faint sound "help help" from far ahead in the path. indeed larry had been by the dirt path waiting for any jeeps to drive along the path. now he heard the jeep and screamed help. the kernil accelerated and they heard a loud rifle shot. when they reached larry they saw that scattered around him were more than ten big tigers. he had shot each one that came  close using erik's punjab rifle. 
they radioed major rama to bring the ladies. they turned off the path drove like a loop and returned along the path. first they met amy who had returned to the path and sat there. she was sobbing hopelessly. 
she sat on the dirt path crying. "mom" shouted larry forgetting all the unjust punishments she gave him and all the shouting too. he ran from the jeep and hugd his biological mom.  what should i say? thout barry, he lied "what a relief that you are still alive running off by yourself like that. i CARE about you." he almost convinced himself that he did not hate her anymore.
but he still did.
after the tearfull reuniion when ma's tear of despair changed to tears of joy. they left the path and headded to the coordiantes of major rama. he radioed that zoe had already ran into two tigers so he shot each one.
barry instinctively wished the tigers had gotten that annoying zoe but immediatelfelt guilty. again he lied "thank god rama protected her" larry added "you mean thank rama" barry exploded with laughter at tthe double meaning.
kernil ordered a break for physical needs empty body waste while he stood gard. he radioed rama the coordianates so they could find the jeep.
amy returned from her mission and major eng saw a tiger behind her. he swung his rifle but her body blocked the path of the bullet... he did not have "a clear shot". "run sideways" he yelled... but she did not understand and a deadly tiger pounced on her from behind for a snack... barry thought "i always thout she was too fat". as the tiger toppled her forward eng shot... and the skull blasted... but too late the claws had already gashed her back and her neck was severed by the sharp teeth as she fell forward. "GROSS" yelpd lil larry as the bloody corpses collapsed. he already regretted hugging his mean ma and now was sad that she died without suffering. at least it was a gruesome death. the kernil said "at least she died AFTER reuniting with her son." barry agreed yes they had they joy of finding each other." eng added "insted of dying in anguish and hopelessness like when she was crying on the path. imagine if she woulda died THEN."
a pair of tigers saw the group but preferd the easy meal and walked around the jeep to get to the dead tiger and eat it they ignored the smaller but fat amelia.
the men drove ahead and saw across the grass major rama and zoe. two more tigers vecterd in at the pair. rama spun and shot the tiger twice but the tiger continued and toppled the major. thse were deadly "i used to think we should protect animals but most arre too dangerous" announced larry. the jeep sped on angle so major eng could get a shot at the tiger approaching zoe. he stopd the terriblee tiger and saved zoe. zoe was reunited with her family. "come here larry let me hug yu again" he grudgingly obeyed and said what he had to say "thank you for coming to rescue me mom" his tone of voice betrayed he was lying and didnot feel grateful. the hug lasted a long time and barry thout she was overcompensating for not being a real mom.
 finally lil larry pushed her away and ran towrd his pa barry saying "harry died". "i did not know" lied the major. "good riddance" a chorus blurted out from zoe and barry together. 
kernil orderd eng to stand gard while he and zoe emptied body waste. the tragedy repeated. a pair of tigers neared the kernil. at the same time another pair neared zoe. "i got zoe shouted barry". major eng shot one tiger but the other attacked the kernil who was busy peeing...  and did not get his gun out in time. one more human dead. 
barry shot to save zoe but his first bullet missed. meanwhile the kernil was tiger food. barry aimed his rifle to stop the tigers but hesitated... had he missed kuz he hated her annoying personality?
after one of the tigers pounced he dutifully puld the trigger and hit the tiger. then he dutifully said said "damn too late, i just needed more time to aim." he was really thinking "til death do us part. so that is now". the dead tiger crushed zoe and the other tiger started eating her leg. barry had an idea. now that all the soldiers were dead except eng he shot eng. "what did you do that for?" asked lil larry. "that was for lying about uncle harry being alive." he lied and recovered the envelope of traveler checks he had given major eng for the search party. all 80 paper of 100$ were in the envelope. larry searched his pockets and found more wads f paper money and an empty wallet.
they left the corpses for tiger feed and drove thru the  tiger reserve. barry told his son to avenge his mom so every tiger he saw, lil larry shot at and only missed 2 of ten.
father and son boarded the private jet and flew back to u.s. to start a new life together and try to find a mom who would not be an annoying bitch.
the end.


Thursday, June 3, 2021

smallville s2 ep' 1-10

 
season 2 was most popular in series smallville.
intro:
a news reporter believes a report of an alien ship. he explodes clark's truck and threatens to expose Clark's secret identity. a twister lifts Lana into danger... to be continued in season 2. [see more of season one below]
1, Vortex, shown 9/24/02, Clark protected Lana inside the twister. he rescued Lana and brought her to a hospital. he saw that the spaceship is missing [see duplicity]. his pa is trapd in the crypt of a church. there he argues with a news reporter who wants to reveal clark's secret before clark can consent.
2 Heat 10/01/02, Clark is maturing... and his new power to ignite flames is untamed. He lost control and  burnt Lana's shop. so he trains and tamed it. meanwhile, a new teacher wed lex. her pheromones were magnified by meteor-kr' so she used them to sway Jonathan to kill lex. superman used his new power to melt the bullet that Jonathan shot. he hits his pa to prevent the murder. She gets caught.
3 Duplicity 10/08/02, Clark's spaceship gets discovered by Pete [after it crashed during the twister]. Clark reveals his secret to him. he responds angrily for deceiving him hiding the secret and lying about his strength. the knowledge gets pete into danger but Pete, who has dark skin, protects Clark's secret. Despite seeing his friend's loyalty, he realizes the danger if people such as lana ever discovered his secret.
4 Red 10/15/02, Clark purchased a class ring. its red kryptonite affects Clark. he acted wild and revealed  his love to lana but she saw him kiss another girl. Clark also fought in a bar brawl.
5 Nocturne 10/22/02, Clark found that lana got love notes. she waits and met the poet. she invited him to the talon. later, clark discovers him locked in chains, so he freed him... but he was locked up due to danger.
6 Redux 10/29/02  Martha saw overwhelming expenses and asks her pa for money. Clark is thrilled at meeting his estranged grandfather but Jonathan insists they avoid her pa. Clark arranged a reunion that sours into an argument. Meanwhile, Lana discovers an old photograph of her ma with a lover. She discovers her past and that her father who died was not her father. [not still!]
7 Lineage 11/05/02 , A lady claims she is Clark's biological mother. Clark discovers his past and how Lionel Luthor exploited his pa. She also abducts Lex and when she does not get her way, almost kills Lex but Superman saved Lex.
8, 11/12/02  Ryan, Clark saves Ryan from a secret prison disguised as research center for telepathy. Meanwhile, Lana faces the news that Nell is moving the family to Metropolis. Ryan's tumor gets worse so Superman super-ran to get the expert who treats Ryan.
9, 11/19/02 Dichotic, Clark warns Chloe & Lana not to trust Ian, who is dating both girls, at the same time. They accuse Clark of jealousy. Meanwhile, Lex used a  golf club to damage a "meter maid's" car [we were allowed to say that title before we lost free speech]. at anger management class Lex is surprised to see a familiar lady.  Ian turns out to be very dangerous to the girls. Looks like another job for Superman.
10, shown 11/26/02 Skinwalker, Clark rode motor bikes with Pete. Clark fell far into a deep cave. There he met a girl who explains the cave-wall paintings, that seem to describe himself.  He believes she is his soulmate. Clark convinces Lex to stop Lionel's construction crew from demolishing the ancient art (he wants to preserve the original but at the price... could photograph).
11, 01/14/03 Visage, Lana saw Whitney at school. he said he lost his memory and wants to "continue" their relationship. clark saw that he is meteor enhanced not whitney. The morph used lana's meteor necklace to overpower clark and hide him in the storm cellar. luckily the  ship is there and de-toxd the necklace. clark fout the morph until she charged at him and into a spike ending her threat.
12, 01/21/03 Insurgence, Lex discovers that Lionel  knows his secrets and even installed spy cameras in his office. lex hires a tech team to bug Lionel's office. A thug overthrew the boss and took Lionel and Martha hostage. the cops prefer not to think "the thugs actions harm hostages" and instead delay justice and wait.
Clark jumpd from a nearby building to try save his mother but gets stopd by kryptonite. while the thug threatend lionel ma pushed the k' into the vault so superman freed lionel who shot the thug ending the threat.

+end s1 for background

introducing the top season:
  s1,e18 shown 04/30, drone, Superman must stop swarms of bees that attack people.
several nominees competed in the elections for class president. a swarm of bees attackd one and he needs hospital. Pete nominates Clark and motivates support. a swarm of bees attackd another nominee and she was in a coma. clark suspects Sasha is sending bees to attack the "nominees". clark is right... and next! a swarm of bees attacks clark when he is with lana at the talon. he used the cold co2 to stop the swarm [and probably again in fire episode 2,2]. 
meanwhile, lex deals with a news reporter. Chloe used the school newspaper to endorse a nominee, other than Clark.
clark confronts sasha who warns him to quit or she will hurt his ma. superman ran and saved his ma. the bees turn on their "failing queen" and the swarm stings sasha. she gets the same portion she gave to her victims. who will win the election?
19=Crush 05/07/02, Clark acted jealous when Chloe loves Justin who is secretly telekinetic. j' injured the surgeon who couldn’t heal him and tried to kill the driver whose car hit him... by causing a car to hit the Principal... but he was not the driver. when j' used a chainsaw to attack chloe, superman blocks it, breaking it. J&S duel until j' lost. he gets locked away.
20, Obscura 05/14/02, Lana told Clark she saw visions of Chloe's abduction. The visions guide superman to rescue her. meanwhile, Lex finds a piece of clark's interstellar vehicle. The abducter struck gain abducting lana and threatening to kill her. Superman blockd the bullet. the villain ran but cops stop him. when he lifts his gun they shot him dead.
21 Tempest 05/21/02, Clark, Chloe and Pete prepare for the fancy spring formal. elsewhere, Lionel closes the smallville plant, but Lex plans to outsmart his pa. a news reporter believes a report of an alien ship. he explodes clark's truck and threatens to expose Clark's secret identity. After Whitney leaves to join the Marines, a twister lifts Lana into danger... to be continued in season 2.

my summary of Cheers, season 9

 hi,  the priority for a summary is for "more popular" cheers. the need is DESPERATE due to the extremely SHORT summaries at fandom and many episodes LACK summaries at fandom: many episodes have very brief summaries or lack. other summaries at imdb have bad order the ideas do not connect so i fix some.
why cheers? 
Altho i like fantasy, we can compare that even a weak season of cheers was far more popular than the  best season in the fantasy super power series: smallville. Cheers was very popular. some years 22 points and more. Each rating point by Nielsen represent 0.9 m' homes. for example in the weak season with 16 points meaning 14.4m, nearly double the best season of smallville: Season 2, 7.8m. after that success, more than s1, sm' dropd drasticly, even  less than 6m in following seasons  and continuing to lessen. even the best season of smallvill was around half of  a weak season of cheers 1992, then only 16 ergo weaker than past seasons.
 my summary of Cheers, 
in year 1990=s9, rating 22, and topd other shows of that year.
9,1
Rich Robin enterd the bar office. He saw Sam's shirt button stuck in reb's clothing. Sam was with Rebecca one night. She tells robin they did not sleep together. when Sam and Rebecca separate she told Sam it was a powerful experience.  he says he had a good time, but his expectations were too high. She shows sadness, and rejoins ro' to be supportive during Robin's court trouble.
Sam re-arranged the bar and canceld debts even... Norm's. The gang teasd Sam about never having slept with Rebecca... and now she is with Robin.  He only told Father Barry, will he reveal to the gang?