stuff happened in germany but now i write about the india part. replying to the biasd preference in jurassic park 3 favoring reunion to reality. a soldier should out-weapon the beast while the men and women realisticly get hunted after reunion.
H&L left with the tour group that harry had assembled. he hired one nerd from a college in mumbai,just one to save money. his job was to explain the tigers that they will see. harry brought several high quality cameras including a larj video camera.
two soldiers, enriq eng and erik ebsin had served in a punjab unit so harry hired them and they brought their rifles and some grenades that they signed for drills.
major eng had access to a jeep so he used his authority to use a jeep from his mechanized unit. what were their names? the americans harry and larry. the european but locally born erik and enriq. and the nerd fergus fay febton. lil larry complained that the group needed a woman or else it was a crime to expel women. harry assured him the world does not work like that.
lil larry then complained that the group lacked a negro kuz people would complain why the group had no negros? harry patiently explained that "many minority" groups exist many non-whites and singling out black was racist to the other non-whites. erik chimed in "like us "darkies". larry was stubborn still no negroes is bad. harry insisted "YOU are the one separating skin color so YOU are the racist."
fergus added and a jungle is not a place for a lady. larry fired back "what are you implying? that women are WEAKER?--nope women ARE weaker. no need to imply and a lady must not slow us down." explained the nerd. coming from a college nerd made that sound logical to lil larry.
eng drove the jeep far from the city and eventualy left the paved roads for dirt paths and finally left the path too. they reached the wild land. the locals knew the spot had many tigers one of the many tiger reserves in india. many people died from tigers in insdia but human life is cheap and the rare tiger must multiply regardless of the danger of tigers to humans.
well this hunting group rejected that idea.
eng lied "these are the wild plains of india where there are far too many deadly tigers. we must thin the numbers or else it will tip the ecology." fergus snorted but for the money he bit his lip. erik added "and they will not die for nothing i love the stripe pattern on orange fur".
the jeep sped along the grassy plain. harry used the jeep loud-speakers to shout and attract the beasts. together with the loud engine of the jeep, the noise attracted some curious tigers, "around nine" shouted erik. they were walking parallel to the jeep. eng stopd the jeep and they separated to surround the lions. but those were the lions they saw... what about the lions that they did not see?
fergus and uncle harry started photographing the group and were aiming a camera and video camera. lil larry went with major eng to "flank" the herd. erik went to the other side.
before the troops were in position tragedy!
a tiger crept behind the filmers and jumpd one... harry toppled over as the claws ripd harry's arm open. at first fergus spun the camera for filming the tiger but soon realized he must save the victim.
he drew out his pistol... the one from his pa and shot the tiger once.
an ugly red patch sweld over the orange fur. and the angry tiger jumped toward the nerd. ff repeated blasting fat bullets into the tiger but the tiger did not die nor fall from pain... instead the calamatous claws ripd f's chest so the video camra flew sideways.
with that PAIN out of the way the tiger returned to his "primary" choice the fatter uncle larry who lay on the graass moaning in pain. somehow the tiger knew to bite harrys neck but as he ate... he lost more and more blood and soon collapsed dead... score 2 humans dead to one tiger dead. the tigers were winning. harry had quickly failed his mission to get potos... well he got them but would never bring them home.
more tigers smelld the food and ate the three corpses two human and one tiger.
the army group was not doing much better!
the herd was acting nervous from the sounds of the gunshots. erik had trouble aiming but with his sniper skill he hurried to aim at the heads to get clean fur. he planned two shots and fired BANG and BANG. two tiger skulls shatterd. the herd ran from the noise... toward eng and the kid! major eng was aiming his rifle but realized he must use a grenade as the tigers rushed twoard him... he grabd the quik grenade puld its pin and threw it ahead of the tigers...
YOU MISSED hollerd lil larry in horror but the grenade did not explode... for a few seconds... until the tigers reached the spot BOO-OOM rumbled the grenade throwing five huge tigers up and to the sides. the lead tiger slowed... as its hind legs were blasted with fragments... but the last one turned back away from the explosion and fled back... to where erik was cutting the fur off his two kills... he heard the paws pounding the ground heavy thuds as the tiger fled in fear... not the silent stalking... so erik heard and turned his rifle BANG and BANG the tiger's skull and neck burst open and a jet of red blood streamd out. his skills had saved him... but only from the one he had heard!
a pair of tigers came from behind... only one stopd at the sound of the rifle but the other ignoring the nois of his rifle and pounced... in numbers the humans "won the battle" 3 lost to ten but the other tigers had plenty of human flesh. while the tigers ate erik and harry and the dead tiger near fergus's corpse major eng finished cutting the fur off the tigers that had lost their skulls.
larry finally recovered from his shok and trauma and horror and gasped "we should run from the tigers--not yet they have food so we have time to harvest the pelts then i will drive you home.
lil larry stood in horror at the gruesome view of five huge tigers barely crawling as they moand their last breaths.
finally eng had cut two huge rectangles off the tiger corpse. and fearlessly walked to the group eating uncle harry.
another grenade flew... up high... as eng counted down seven six... the grenade exploded over the heads of the feeders and two on the side fled while the other collapsed deaad.
larry ran to his cool uncle... but could not tell which corpse was harry? the blood made him belch barf... out came his brekfast of cucumber salad.
major eng grabd lil larry's arm and pulld him to the jeep. as they drove away larry protested "we gotta bury harry". eng ignored him. suddenly lil larry on childish impulse jumped over the low door of the jeep and ran back to the corpses.
eng decided that without a group the situation wa too dangerous to chase the kid. he would be forced to report to the rangers.
to make matters worse he heard a jeep approaching toward him!
they must not find him near the massacre! he turned the nose of the jeep away from his goal and hid in the trees. as the ranger jeep approached he lobd another grenade high... his practice paid off as it exploded over the jeep killing the three rangers. this time larry woulda been satidfied. one negro lady ranger was driving her assistants two bearded locals one muslim and the other budhist. she slumped over the steer-wheel and stopd pressing the pedal so the jeep stopd.
he pulld the multi-racial rangers off the jeep and away from the dirt path. then he hid the jeep among trees.
he returned to his jeep and followed the path to the raanger station to report "i was driving on the path" part of the time that was true... i sw a kid around age 15 [he intentionally lied] wandering in the nature reserve far from the track we gotta find which tour group e separated from.
having done his moral duty and responsibility to rescue the kid... he drove the jeep back to the army base... parked it in the lot and signed that he returned it then returned the remaining grenades listing the total as "drill practice" which was partly true and drove his own old car off the base having returned the jeep on schedule.
next he deposited some of the money that uncle harry gave him in his bank... and considered it was not enuf to buy the new car he wanted so he would need a new plan.
he phoned barry...
eng figured if now was 6 afternoon then it must be noon in america.
the desk phone rang at barry's home. barry awoke from the ring and saw the time 6a. he ran to the desk to see who?
"this is major eng of punjab." a silent pause followed. then barry replied "wrong number" and switched off the phone... but before he could walk away it rang again. "barry" he heard.
"yes i am barry.-- your brother harry said i should tell you the kid ran away from the tour group in the nature reserve... which was partly true... the kid had run away in a nature reserve not knowing it was a tiger reserve and had run away from HIM the tour guide so technicly not a lie just a deception to get money... same as superman skpoke part truths to hide his secret.
"oh dear, that idiot wild harry...--stop blaming" interrupted eng, "harry already paid me part for the search parties but i feel like you should personnally join the search for his son."
a brief silence and then barry understood... his son had disobeyed the tour guide and wanderd into the jungle. always a rebellious brat. why could he not have a good son who would not fly to india with uncle but without parental consent now he was wandering in a jungle probably starving to death.
"which city" askd barry. eng explained which international airport was nearest and that he would personnaly drive him for no fee... except the fee he would pay a guide for the search party. "you know which reserve so i will simply hire you" replied barry. eng shook his head sadly it the naive americans so predictable.
all he had to do was not seem greedy and he would enuf money to buy his new car.
actually he could sell one of the tiger furs that would be enuf... damn! he realized too late thta he coulda been "out of the picture". too late. anyway he would use both as decorations.
barry presd the switch of the phone and immediately called his ex... larry's biological mom who had lost custody because he had lied that she drank vodka all the time.
he had claimed that such a drunk would be a bad influence and use all the alimony fees for vodka insted of the son's needs.
he got custody and remarried with the lady that he had been cheating with... was that REALLy immoral considering holy jacob and david had more than one wife.
even the lie iin court that false testimony was for "the kids benefit" not selfish so he could make sure the money went to the kids "needs" as he defined them not mom's new shoes!
the phone rang and rang finally amelia axell baswell answerd the phone yelling "what are you bugging me so early?"--amy dear i bet your hangover is just dreadful" replied barry continuing his lie that she was a drunk.
"i dont have a hangover! you filthy liar!--that exactly what a drunk would say--wadya want anyway so early?--our son larry got lost in a nature reserve.--big deal the rangers will find hiim--in india" he concluded. a silent pause then my started cussing wtf! who the hell took him to bleeping india?--harry..." he let her rant a few more seconds holding th ephone away from his ear and counting to ten. finally he returnd it to his ear "answer me already" she hollerd in frustration. barry had not heard the question so he simply told the truth "i dont have an answer but we should go find him.--well you are PAYING for this expense he was with YOU--haha", chuckled barry, "you dont wanna dig into your VODKA money..." then he moved the phone awy from his ear but she hollered so loud that he could still hear her angry shouts. again he counted to ten and said "dont squirm out of your responsibility as mother you are gonn pay for half of the search party expenses and the tickets to india that i bought. your half is 14 thousand dollars." he waited for the xplosion but none came. "hello amelia?" finally a voice sobbing "i would gladly pay the whole 28 thousand for my baby--he is not a baby anymore" corrected barry. she concluded her thought "i am writing the check for 20 grand now make the arrangements--you know i do not trust a druunk--what what??--you lack money for such a check, wire the money to my account and i will hire the search party. and dont squirm out of your responsibilty he is your son too.--whatever." he told her the account details and waited by his computer.
on amelia's side she started entering her code on the computer through her tears of her beloved son. and realized she could buy her own ticket cheaper. still 20 thousand did not include the plane tickets that would be his half. she used the online compter service to move the money.
in barry's home, soon anuf the bank website showed the new deposit. he called the airline for a direct flight to india.
his wife zoe zobin baswell enterd the home from her night shift at the mall. "honey you are gonna need to sleep on the plane. larry is lost in india.--not my son i am going to sleep--now listen here young lady you are a part of this family and you will help us search for him. dont try to squirm from your parental responsibility i do not demand from you more thna i demand from myself. now get in the car.
she went to the car and he paid for the private jet with some of the twenty thousand he had recieved.
he drove with zoe to the airport. as they drove she ranted about "how dare you accuse me of squirming from responsibility YOU are the one who never blah blah..." barry did not interrupt her ranting and started regretting marrying such a bitch.
luckily the car phone interrupted "where the bleep aare you i am already at the airport entrance and you are not here.--meet us at gate d in the section named david." the phone switched off.
zoe continued her complaints despite her slurd words from drowsiness and soon the smooth drive lulled her into a sleep even midsentence. "thank god she worked night shift" barry whisperd.
finally he reached the parking near the wing for private jets. he woke zoe and a val-ay took the keys to park the small dark car.
"we dont have luggage" whined zoe continuing her complaints. "which will speed check in" explained barry. "you are such a muffin. i regret ever marrying you blah blah" barry stopd listening again. they entered the long corridor and ran on the moving floor. they reached gate d and joined amelia. then they rushed to the doors and the pilot led them to the private jet. the women hugd and climbed nto the private jet. barry entered the pilot section and shut the door. soon they were flying to india.
the ladies slept but barry was alert from a good night sleep. he watched jurasssic park 3 nad other videos until they landed.
major eng was at the airport as scheduled. he explained that the rangers refused to search kuz they believed lil larry was dead by now wandering among tigers.. the women exploded tigers you said it was a NATURE reserve. "which is true" commented eng.
the woman spent the ride telling how dreadful barry was all year and now this.
eng lied to barry "harry went on his own to search for him kuz the rangers refused to cooperate." he knew this was false but used deception for money.
major eng called in anothe major nd a kirnel to join the mission. they had already agreed to search as the "right thing to do" but he lied to the parents that the search party was professional military and would cost et thousand u.s. dollars "we know" moaned amy which shocked bth eng and barry. how? ah the "half is 14 minus 20" barry realized. wow that was lucky and unplanned. only eng knew he would not be dividing the 8 grand.
the car drove to the tiger reserve and kirnel kitjul drove the military jeep with major rama radliv. they drove together along a dirt path until reaching the section of the tiger reserve where larry had jumped out of the jeep.
the ladies jumpd out of the jeep and split up. "stay together" hollered barry half hoping they wouldnot listen but pretending he was responsible. as usual his wives ignored him and ran in different diirections shouting larry larry... had they forgotten this was a tiger reserve?
major rama followed zoe to but the other men stayed together and drove along the dirt path. "i am hoping he will stay near paths so people will see him" explained the kernil. major eng noticed a pair of tigers behind some trees moving parallel so he used his sniper rifle to shoot one the other charged at the jeep so he shot it too. its skull shatterd from precise aim... in contrast to the bullets from the nerd.
a faint sound "help help" from far ahead in the path. indeed larry had been by the dirt path waiting for any jeeps to drive along the path. now he heard the jeep and screamed help. the kernil accelerated and they heard a loud rifle shot. when they reached larry they saw that scattered around him were more than ten big tigers. he had shot each one that came close using erik's punjab rifle.
they radioed major rama to bring the ladies. they turned off the path drove like a loop and returned along the path. first they met amy who had returned to the path and sat there. she was sobbing hopelessly.
she sat on the dirt path crying. "mom" shouted larry forgetting all the unjust punishments she gave him and all the shouting too. he ran from the jeep and hugd his biological mom. what should i say? thout barry, he lied "what a relief that you are still alive running off by yourself like that. i CARE about you." he almost convinced himself that he did not hate her anymore.
but he still did.
after the tearfull reuniion when ma's tear of despair changed to tears of joy. they left the path and headded to the coordiantes of major rama. he radioed that zoe had already ran into two tigers so he shot each one.
barry instinctively wished the tigers had gotten that annoying zoe but immediatelfelt guilty. again he lied "thank god rama protected her" larry added "you mean thank rama" barry exploded with laughter at tthe double meaning.
kernil ordered a break for physical needs empty body waste while he stood gard. he radioed rama the coordianates so they could find the jeep.
amy returned from her mission and major eng saw a tiger behind her. he swung his rifle but her body blocked the path of the bullet... he did not have "a clear shot". "run sideways" he yelled... but she did not understand and a deadly tiger pounced on her from behind for a snack... barry thought "i always thout she was too fat". as the tiger toppled her forward eng shot... and the skull blasted... but too late the claws had already gashed her back and her neck was severed by the sharp teeth as she fell forward. "GROSS" yelpd lil larry as the bloody corpses collapsed. he already regretted hugging his mean ma and now was sad that she died without suffering. at least it was a gruesome death. the kernil said "at least she died AFTER reuniting with her son." barry agreed yes they had they joy of finding each other." eng added "insted of dying in anguish and hopelessness like when she was crying on the path. imagine if she woulda died THEN."
a pair of tigers saw the group but preferd the easy meal and walked around the jeep to get to the dead tiger and eat it they ignored the smaller but fat amelia.
the men drove ahead and saw across the grass major rama and zoe. two more tigers vecterd in at the pair. rama spun and shot the tiger twice but the tiger continued and toppled the major. thse were deadly "i used to think we should protect animals but most arre too dangerous" announced larry. the jeep sped on angle so major eng could get a shot at the tiger approaching zoe. he stopd the terriblee tiger and saved zoe. zoe was reunited with her family. "come here larry let me hug yu again" he grudgingly obeyed and said what he had to say "thank you for coming to rescue me mom" his tone of voice betrayed he was lying and didnot feel grateful. the hug lasted a long time and barry thout she was overcompensating for not being a real mom.
finally lil larry pushed her away and ran towrd his pa barry saying "harry died". "i did not know" lied the major. "good riddance" a chorus blurted out from zoe and barry together.
kernil orderd eng to stand gard while he and zoe emptied body waste. the tragedy repeated. a pair of tigers neared the kernil. at the same time another pair neared zoe. "i got zoe shouted barry". major eng shot one tiger but the other attacked the kernil who was busy peeing... and did not get his gun out in time. one more human dead.
barry shot to save zoe but his first bullet missed. meanwhile the kernil was tiger food. barry aimed his rifle to stop the tigers but hesitated... had he missed kuz he hated her annoying personality?
after one of the tigers pounced he dutifully puld the trigger and hit the tiger. then he dutifully said said "damn too late, i just needed more time to aim." he was really thinking "til death do us part. so that is now". the dead tiger crushed zoe and the other tiger started eating her leg. barry had an idea. now that all the soldiers were dead except eng he shot eng. "what did you do that for?" asked lil larry. "that was for lying about uncle harry being alive." he lied and recovered the envelope of traveler checks he had given major eng for the search party. all 80 paper of 100$ were in the envelope. larry searched his pockets and found more wads f paper money and an empty wallet.
they left the corpses for tiger feed and drove thru the tiger reserve. barry told his son to avenge his mom so every tiger he saw, lil larry shot at and only missed 2 of ten.
father and son boarded the private jet and flew back to u.s. to start a new life together and try to find a mom who would not be an annoying bitch.
the end.
H&L left with the tour group that harry had assembled. he hired one nerd from a college in mumbai,just one to save money. his job was to explain the tigers that they will see. harry brought several high quality cameras including a larj video camera.
two soldiers, enriq eng and erik ebsin had served in a punjab unit so harry hired them and they brought their rifles and some grenades that they signed for drills.
major eng had access to a jeep so he used his authority to use a jeep from his mechanized unit. what were their names? the americans harry and larry. the european but locally born erik and enriq. and the nerd fergus fay febton. lil larry complained that the group needed a woman or else it was a crime to expel women. harry assured him the world does not work like that.
lil larry then complained that the group lacked a negro kuz people would complain why the group had no negros? harry patiently explained that "many minority" groups exist many non-whites and singling out black was racist to the other non-whites. erik chimed in "like us "darkies". larry was stubborn still no negroes is bad. harry insisted "YOU are the one separating skin color so YOU are the racist."
fergus added and a jungle is not a place for a lady. larry fired back "what are you implying? that women are WEAKER?--nope women ARE weaker. no need to imply and a lady must not slow us down." explained the nerd. coming from a college nerd made that sound logical to lil larry.
eng drove the jeep far from the city and eventualy left the paved roads for dirt paths and finally left the path too. they reached the wild land. the locals knew the spot had many tigers one of the many tiger reserves in india. many people died from tigers in insdia but human life is cheap and the rare tiger must multiply regardless of the danger of tigers to humans.
well this hunting group rejected that idea.
eng lied "these are the wild plains of india where there are far too many deadly tigers. we must thin the numbers or else it will tip the ecology." fergus snorted but for the money he bit his lip. erik added "and they will not die for nothing i love the stripe pattern on orange fur".
the jeep sped along the grassy plain. harry used the jeep loud-speakers to shout and attract the beasts. together with the loud engine of the jeep, the noise attracted some curious tigers, "around nine" shouted erik. they were walking parallel to the jeep. eng stopd the jeep and they separated to surround the lions. but those were the lions they saw... what about the lions that they did not see?
fergus and uncle harry started photographing the group and were aiming a camera and video camera. lil larry went with major eng to "flank" the herd. erik went to the other side.
before the troops were in position tragedy!
a tiger crept behind the filmers and jumpd one... harry toppled over as the claws ripd harry's arm open. at first fergus spun the camera for filming the tiger but soon realized he must save the victim.
he drew out his pistol... the one from his pa and shot the tiger once.
an ugly red patch sweld over the orange fur. and the angry tiger jumped toward the nerd. ff repeated blasting fat bullets into the tiger but the tiger did not die nor fall from pain... instead the calamatous claws ripd f's chest so the video camra flew sideways.
with that PAIN out of the way the tiger returned to his "primary" choice the fatter uncle larry who lay on the graass moaning in pain. somehow the tiger knew to bite harrys neck but as he ate... he lost more and more blood and soon collapsed dead... score 2 humans dead to one tiger dead. the tigers were winning. harry had quickly failed his mission to get potos... well he got them but would never bring them home.
more tigers smelld the food and ate the three corpses two human and one tiger.
the army group was not doing much better!
the herd was acting nervous from the sounds of the gunshots. erik had trouble aiming but with his sniper skill he hurried to aim at the heads to get clean fur. he planned two shots and fired BANG and BANG. two tiger skulls shatterd. the herd ran from the noise... toward eng and the kid! major eng was aiming his rifle but realized he must use a grenade as the tigers rushed twoard him... he grabd the quik grenade puld its pin and threw it ahead of the tigers...
YOU MISSED hollerd lil larry in horror but the grenade did not explode... for a few seconds... until the tigers reached the spot BOO-OOM rumbled the grenade throwing five huge tigers up and to the sides. the lead tiger slowed... as its hind legs were blasted with fragments... but the last one turned back away from the explosion and fled back... to where erik was cutting the fur off his two kills... he heard the paws pounding the ground heavy thuds as the tiger fled in fear... not the silent stalking... so erik heard and turned his rifle BANG and BANG the tiger's skull and neck burst open and a jet of red blood streamd out. his skills had saved him... but only from the one he had heard!
a pair of tigers came from behind... only one stopd at the sound of the rifle but the other ignoring the nois of his rifle and pounced... in numbers the humans "won the battle" 3 lost to ten but the other tigers had plenty of human flesh. while the tigers ate erik and harry and the dead tiger near fergus's corpse major eng finished cutting the fur off the tigers that had lost their skulls.
larry finally recovered from his shok and trauma and horror and gasped "we should run from the tigers--not yet they have food so we have time to harvest the pelts then i will drive you home.
lil larry stood in horror at the gruesome view of five huge tigers barely crawling as they moand their last breaths.
finally eng had cut two huge rectangles off the tiger corpse. and fearlessly walked to the group eating uncle harry.
another grenade flew... up high... as eng counted down seven six... the grenade exploded over the heads of the feeders and two on the side fled while the other collapsed deaad.
larry ran to his cool uncle... but could not tell which corpse was harry? the blood made him belch barf... out came his brekfast of cucumber salad.
major eng grabd lil larry's arm and pulld him to the jeep. as they drove away larry protested "we gotta bury harry". eng ignored him. suddenly lil larry on childish impulse jumped over the low door of the jeep and ran back to the corpses.
eng decided that without a group the situation wa too dangerous to chase the kid. he would be forced to report to the rangers.
to make matters worse he heard a jeep approaching toward him!
they must not find him near the massacre! he turned the nose of the jeep away from his goal and hid in the trees. as the ranger jeep approached he lobd another grenade high... his practice paid off as it exploded over the jeep killing the three rangers. this time larry woulda been satidfied. one negro lady ranger was driving her assistants two bearded locals one muslim and the other budhist. she slumped over the steer-wheel and stopd pressing the pedal so the jeep stopd.
he pulld the multi-racial rangers off the jeep and away from the dirt path. then he hid the jeep among trees.
he returned to his jeep and followed the path to the raanger station to report "i was driving on the path" part of the time that was true... i sw a kid around age 15 [he intentionally lied] wandering in the nature reserve far from the track we gotta find which tour group e separated from.
having done his moral duty and responsibility to rescue the kid... he drove the jeep back to the army base... parked it in the lot and signed that he returned it then returned the remaining grenades listing the total as "drill practice" which was partly true and drove his own old car off the base having returned the jeep on schedule.
next he deposited some of the money that uncle harry gave him in his bank... and considered it was not enuf to buy the new car he wanted so he would need a new plan.
he phoned barry...
eng figured if now was 6 afternoon then it must be noon in america.
the desk phone rang at barry's home. barry awoke from the ring and saw the time 6a. he ran to the desk to see who?
"this is major eng of punjab." a silent pause followed. then barry replied "wrong number" and switched off the phone... but before he could walk away it rang again. "barry" he heard.
"yes i am barry.-- your brother harry said i should tell you the kid ran away from the tour group in the nature reserve... which was partly true... the kid had run away in a nature reserve not knowing it was a tiger reserve and had run away from HIM the tour guide so technicly not a lie just a deception to get money... same as superman skpoke part truths to hide his secret.
"oh dear, that idiot wild harry...--stop blaming" interrupted eng, "harry already paid me part for the search parties but i feel like you should personnally join the search for his son."
a brief silence and then barry understood... his son had disobeyed the tour guide and wanderd into the jungle. always a rebellious brat. why could he not have a good son who would not fly to india with uncle but without parental consent now he was wandering in a jungle probably starving to death.
"which city" askd barry. eng explained which international airport was nearest and that he would personnaly drive him for no fee... except the fee he would pay a guide for the search party. "you know which reserve so i will simply hire you" replied barry. eng shook his head sadly it the naive americans so predictable.
all he had to do was not seem greedy and he would enuf money to buy his new car.
actually he could sell one of the tiger furs that would be enuf... damn! he realized too late thta he coulda been "out of the picture". too late. anyway he would use both as decorations.
barry presd the switch of the phone and immediately called his ex... larry's biological mom who had lost custody because he had lied that she drank vodka all the time.
he had claimed that such a drunk would be a bad influence and use all the alimony fees for vodka insted of the son's needs.
he got custody and remarried with the lady that he had been cheating with... was that REALLy immoral considering holy jacob and david had more than one wife.
even the lie iin court that false testimony was for "the kids benefit" not selfish so he could make sure the money went to the kids "needs" as he defined them not mom's new shoes!
the phone rang and rang finally amelia axell baswell answerd the phone yelling "what are you bugging me so early?"--amy dear i bet your hangover is just dreadful" replied barry continuing his lie that she was a drunk.
"i dont have a hangover! you filthy liar!--that exactly what a drunk would say--wadya want anyway so early?--our son larry got lost in a nature reserve.--big deal the rangers will find hiim--in india" he concluded. a silent pause then my started cussing wtf! who the hell took him to bleeping india?--harry..." he let her rant a few more seconds holding th ephone away from his ear and counting to ten. finally he returnd it to his ear "answer me already" she hollerd in frustration. barry had not heard the question so he simply told the truth "i dont have an answer but we should go find him.--well you are PAYING for this expense he was with YOU--haha", chuckled barry, "you dont wanna dig into your VODKA money..." then he moved the phone awy from his ear but she hollered so loud that he could still hear her angry shouts. again he counted to ten and said "dont squirm out of your responsibility as mother you are gonn pay for half of the search party expenses and the tickets to india that i bought. your half is 14 thousand dollars." he waited for the xplosion but none came. "hello amelia?" finally a voice sobbing "i would gladly pay the whole 28 thousand for my baby--he is not a baby anymore" corrected barry. she concluded her thought "i am writing the check for 20 grand now make the arrangements--you know i do not trust a druunk--what what??--you lack money for such a check, wire the money to my account and i will hire the search party. and dont squirm out of your responsibilty he is your son too.--whatever." he told her the account details and waited by his computer.
on amelia's side she started entering her code on the computer through her tears of her beloved son. and realized she could buy her own ticket cheaper. still 20 thousand did not include the plane tickets that would be his half. she used the online compter service to move the money.
in barry's home, soon anuf the bank website showed the new deposit. he called the airline for a direct flight to india.
his wife zoe zobin baswell enterd the home from her night shift at the mall. "honey you are gonna need to sleep on the plane. larry is lost in india.--not my son i am going to sleep--now listen here young lady you are a part of this family and you will help us search for him. dont try to squirm from your parental responsibility i do not demand from you more thna i demand from myself. now get in the car.
she went to the car and he paid for the private jet with some of the twenty thousand he had recieved.
he drove with zoe to the airport. as they drove she ranted about "how dare you accuse me of squirming from responsibility YOU are the one who never blah blah..." barry did not interrupt her ranting and started regretting marrying such a bitch.
luckily the car phone interrupted "where the bleep aare you i am already at the airport entrance and you are not here.--meet us at gate d in the section named david." the phone switched off.
zoe continued her complaints despite her slurd words from drowsiness and soon the smooth drive lulled her into a sleep even midsentence. "thank god she worked night shift" barry whisperd.
finally he reached the parking near the wing for private jets. he woke zoe and a val-ay took the keys to park the small dark car.
"we dont have luggage" whined zoe continuing her complaints. "which will speed check in" explained barry. "you are such a muffin. i regret ever marrying you blah blah" barry stopd listening again. they entered the long corridor and ran on the moving floor. they reached gate d and joined amelia. then they rushed to the doors and the pilot led them to the private jet. the women hugd and climbed nto the private jet. barry entered the pilot section and shut the door. soon they were flying to india.
the ladies slept but barry was alert from a good night sleep. he watched jurasssic park 3 nad other videos until they landed.
major eng was at the airport as scheduled. he explained that the rangers refused to search kuz they believed lil larry was dead by now wandering among tigers.. the women exploded tigers you said it was a NATURE reserve. "which is true" commented eng.
the woman spent the ride telling how dreadful barry was all year and now this.
eng lied to barry "harry went on his own to search for him kuz the rangers refused to cooperate." he knew this was false but used deception for money.
major eng called in anothe major nd a kirnel to join the mission. they had already agreed to search as the "right thing to do" but he lied to the parents that the search party was professional military and would cost et thousand u.s. dollars "we know" moaned amy which shocked bth eng and barry. how? ah the "half is 14 minus 20" barry realized. wow that was lucky and unplanned. only eng knew he would not be dividing the 8 grand.
the car drove to the tiger reserve and kirnel kitjul drove the military jeep with major rama radliv. they drove together along a dirt path until reaching the section of the tiger reserve where larry had jumped out of the jeep.
the ladies jumpd out of the jeep and split up. "stay together" hollered barry half hoping they wouldnot listen but pretending he was responsible. as usual his wives ignored him and ran in different diirections shouting larry larry... had they forgotten this was a tiger reserve?
major rama followed zoe to but the other men stayed together and drove along the dirt path. "i am hoping he will stay near paths so people will see him" explained the kernil. major eng noticed a pair of tigers behind some trees moving parallel so he used his sniper rifle to shoot one the other charged at the jeep so he shot it too. its skull shatterd from precise aim... in contrast to the bullets from the nerd.
a faint sound "help help" from far ahead in the path. indeed larry had been by the dirt path waiting for any jeeps to drive along the path. now he heard the jeep and screamed help. the kernil accelerated and they heard a loud rifle shot. when they reached larry they saw that scattered around him were more than ten big tigers. he had shot each one that came close using erik's punjab rifle.
they radioed major rama to bring the ladies. they turned off the path drove like a loop and returned along the path. first they met amy who had returned to the path and sat there. she was sobbing hopelessly.
she sat on the dirt path crying. "mom" shouted larry forgetting all the unjust punishments she gave him and all the shouting too. he ran from the jeep and hugd his biological mom. what should i say? thout barry, he lied "what a relief that you are still alive running off by yourself like that. i CARE about you." he almost convinced himself that he did not hate her anymore.
but he still did.
after the tearfull reuniion when ma's tear of despair changed to tears of joy. they left the path and headded to the coordiantes of major rama. he radioed that zoe had already ran into two tigers so he shot each one.
barry instinctively wished the tigers had gotten that annoying zoe but immediatelfelt guilty. again he lied "thank god rama protected her" larry added "you mean thank rama" barry exploded with laughter at tthe double meaning.
kernil ordered a break for physical needs empty body waste while he stood gard. he radioed rama the coordianates so they could find the jeep.
amy returned from her mission and major eng saw a tiger behind her. he swung his rifle but her body blocked the path of the bullet... he did not have "a clear shot". "run sideways" he yelled... but she did not understand and a deadly tiger pounced on her from behind for a snack... barry thought "i always thout she was too fat". as the tiger toppled her forward eng shot... and the skull blasted... but too late the claws had already gashed her back and her neck was severed by the sharp teeth as she fell forward. "GROSS" yelpd lil larry as the bloody corpses collapsed. he already regretted hugging his mean ma and now was sad that she died without suffering. at least it was a gruesome death. the kernil said "at least she died AFTER reuniting with her son." barry agreed yes they had they joy of finding each other." eng added "insted of dying in anguish and hopelessness like when she was crying on the path. imagine if she woulda died THEN."
a pair of tigers saw the group but preferd the easy meal and walked around the jeep to get to the dead tiger and eat it they ignored the smaller but fat amelia.
the men drove ahead and saw across the grass major rama and zoe. two more tigers vecterd in at the pair. rama spun and shot the tiger twice but the tiger continued and toppled the major. thse were deadly "i used to think we should protect animals but most arre too dangerous" announced larry. the jeep sped on angle so major eng could get a shot at the tiger approaching zoe. he stopd the terriblee tiger and saved zoe. zoe was reunited with her family. "come here larry let me hug yu again" he grudgingly obeyed and said what he had to say "thank you for coming to rescue me mom" his tone of voice betrayed he was lying and didnot feel grateful. the hug lasted a long time and barry thout she was overcompensating for not being a real mom.
finally lil larry pushed her away and ran towrd his pa barry saying "harry died". "i did not know" lied the major. "good riddance" a chorus blurted out from zoe and barry together.
kernil orderd eng to stand gard while he and zoe emptied body waste. the tragedy repeated. a pair of tigers neared the kernil. at the same time another pair neared zoe. "i got zoe shouted barry". major eng shot one tiger but the other attacked the kernil who was busy peeing... and did not get his gun out in time. one more human dead.
barry shot to save zoe but his first bullet missed. meanwhile the kernil was tiger food. barry aimed his rifle to stop the tigers but hesitated... had he missed kuz he hated her annoying personality?
after one of the tigers pounced he dutifully puld the trigger and hit the tiger. then he dutifully said said "damn too late, i just needed more time to aim." he was really thinking "til death do us part. so that is now". the dead tiger crushed zoe and the other tiger started eating her leg. barry had an idea. now that all the soldiers were dead except eng he shot eng. "what did you do that for?" asked lil larry. "that was for lying about uncle harry being alive." he lied and recovered the envelope of traveler checks he had given major eng for the search party. all 80 paper of 100$ were in the envelope. larry searched his pockets and found more wads f paper money and an empty wallet.
they left the corpses for tiger feed and drove thru the tiger reserve. barry told his son to avenge his mom so every tiger he saw, lil larry shot at and only missed 2 of ten.
father and son boarded the private jet and flew back to u.s. to start a new life together and try to find a mom who would not be an annoying bitch.
the end.
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